my finest creation... |
My sister and I bought a duplex in October. It's worked out perfectly, we share a yard, a basement and we each have our own house. We've put a ton of work into the house and it's finally doneish! We r...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
what's a girl to do? |
when i stop dating someone, i have always rewarded myself with an item of clothing. as i grew older i developed a substance abuse problem. shoes seem to be the only thing that can fill the void left b...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST |
adventures in dogsitting... |
So, I've agreed to dog sit a friend's pit bull while he's in Australia.Before Adam had even left the country, Madison had farted in my face eaten ashoe and peed in the kitchen (mind you, we'd taken a ...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:47:00 PST |
I'm published! |
This is a home I worked on last year. I selected everything that gets screwed, glued or tattooed to the home before the clients move in. I selected everything from exterior stucco and ston...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST |
when i grow up, i'm not going to be... |
so, the light switch in the living room of my apartment is loose, it won't turn on except for halfway thought the flip and won't stay on. i, being the cockey and i can do anything girl that i am, took...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:03:00 PST |
haunted... |
ok, so i live alone in an old apartment. i moved in about 9 months ago and in that time i've had several unexplained events. the first was hilarious and scary at the same time... my battery operate...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ahh, cosmo.. |
i'm embarrassed to admit this, but we're all friends, right? i have a problem. an embarrassing addiction to cosmopolitan magazine. i have had a subscription since i was 17 and until now had not rea...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
death by humiliation.. |
so it was new year's eve, about 12:15, i'm walking a long, strutting my stuff back to my seat at the bar, when out of no where i fell superman style face first on the ground. big heels, wet floor, no...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
jello |
i was sitting at work eating jello with a fork, when i realized this is very similar to my love life. it's funny, akward, difficult and barely satisfying. and to make matters worse, as i try&nbs...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
dumpster diving... again. |
so, this week was something else. began with a drunken stupor sunday morning, had a party at mi casa (which is now covered in cranberry and vodka- which is ok, at least it's pink). was truly retarded ...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
