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the chad

i'm my own wingman

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

is this a trick question???
people who:
1.) have been abducted by aliens
2.) have been sucked into the bermuda triangle
3.) have experienced being the school mascot
4.) have seen the sasquatch a.k.a. "bigfoot"
5.) can sneeze with their eyes open
6.) can lick their elbows
7.) were foolish enough to try qualifications 5 and 6
8.) do not have the word "simple" in their About Me section
9.) who can't stop laughing everytime they hear the word "banana!"
10.) do not have a problem with persons who fit the qualifications mentioned above
kidding!!!

Music:

generally eclectic by nature when it comes to music. i like anything from r&b to alternative to jazz to classics to new wave
bob marley, sting, jason mraz, gin blossoms, kaskade, chicane, bt, david morales, intenso project, hed kandi, grant nelson, eric kupper, chuck love, deepest blue, psychedelic furs, the cure, santana, new order, beatles, kevyn lettau, david pack, michael buble, herbie hancock, morrissey, the smiths, EWF, george acosta, ken navarro, craig david, late night alumni, counting crows, keane, snow patrol, maroon 5, john mayer, popsicle, boyz ii men, christopher cross, u2, stevie wonder, brand new heavies
see, i told you i was eclectic...

Movies:

Field of Dreams, Rainman, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Two Can Play That Game, Life, Glory, The Breakfast Club, The New Guy, The Real Cancun, Carlito's Way, Untamed Heart, American Pie, The Transporter, Serendipity, Wicker Park, The Notebook, The Last Samurai, Old School, Hitch

Television:

Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, CSI, House, Two and a Half Men, The Practice, Medical Detectives, King of Queens, NBA, Numbers
I miss Perfect Strangers, Mind of the Married Man, In Living Color and Band of Brothers

Books:

If Life Is A Game, These Are The Rules , All I Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, By The River Piedra I Sat Down And Wept, After Eden

Heroes:

Heroes? Yeah, I have a few...
Van Wilder
Mr. Bean
Deuce Bigelow
Zoolander
Ace Ventura
Anthony Anderson
Eddie Murphy
Martin Lawrence
Cedric the Entertainer
John Leguizamo
Will Ferell

My Blog

Pet Peeves

In this lifetime, there will always be at least one type of person that ruffles your feathers; whether it's our mad bus drivers, discourteous sales staff or unreasonable security guards who won't even...
Posted by the chad on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:15:00 PST

sarcasm for the soul

Well, well&It's you again.  I see the voyeur mongrel in you has led you back to my blog page .  [Tords, if you're reading this, you just did me a favor&again]  I guess voyeurship is aki...
Posted by the chad on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

back online

hey people! tonight i had enough effort and just about the right amount of boredom to finally re-activate my account here on myspace.  a couple of months ago, my account started sending weird (we...
Posted by the chad on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

ponderance

once in our lives, we were told never to give too much -- to cry just a little, laugh a little...love a little. we look back and suddenly there's been too many days wasted...lost. before we know it, w...
Posted by the chad on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

valentine's day reflections

today, unlike all other days, is when people blatantly profess and express their love. the day we most fondly call "hearts day".  today is valentine's day. and while the cheesy atmosphere may see...
Posted by the chad on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

not a hater. just keeping it real. (please read)

**i thought i'd post this blog of mine again and put it on top of the rest just to make things clear-er.  read on** hey guys! so this is what's up -- i've been getting add requests from diff...
Posted by the chad on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

international rules of manhood (just for laughs!)

hey! 'got this email in my inbox a couple of days ago. i thought i'd share it with you.  hilarious... **girls, no offense meant.  just for laughs.    The International Rules of Man...
Posted by the chad on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:34:00 PST

welcome to my world

Oh, it's you. Grab a seat. Find a relaxed position. Slouch if you want to.  What?!? Now that's pushing it too far.  Go get your own drink. Round here I merely provide the entertain...
Posted by the chad on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

tonight, i write

tonight, i write. i've had nights like this. when i feel that i can just simply type away and every word would fall right into place.  i used to write, you know - and i was pretty good.  a l...
Posted by the chad on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

my time

my time will come. the time when all my life's events conspire and give me a hard blow to the head.  the time when i finally look back at all the things i've done and smile on the things i h...
Posted by the chad on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST