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s.l.a.p. productions(scott)

I Am King Shit of Fuck Mountain

About Me

s.l.a.p. Productions. Currently: Agent Cooper, Behold...the Arctopus(DVD Available), The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dysrhythmia, Mastodon, Stinking Lizaveta, Unstoppable Juggernaut, Yakuza.the dillinger escape plan-the perfect design behold...the arctopus-of cursed womb dysrhythmia-bypass the solenoid the dillinger escape plan-calculating infinity--panasonic youth behold...the arctopus-paincave the dillinger escape plan 43% burnt dysrhythmia-sleep decayer the dillinger escape plan-sunshine the werewolf

My Interests

Film, music, guitars, TV as propaganda, TV as art, sleep, nudity, video games, basketball, subversion, the international communist conspiracy, water fluoridation, s.l.a.p. Productions, Tennessee Titans, Memphis Grizzlies and Tigers, The SLAPG5 B.T. Team, carbonated beverages.....

I'd like to meet:

a seventh son of a seventh son, Zappa, the antichrist, Lee Harvey Oswald, Bub from Day of the Dead, Billy Hayes, the shooter behind the grassy knoll, Wes Montgomery, Charlie Christian, Jack Ruby, David Ferrie, Eladio del Valle, Sirhan Sirhan. Marilyn Monroe, WM3.

Music:

Frank Zappa, Wes Montgomery, Django Reinhardt, John Coltrane, Metallica, Motley Crue(up to Theatre of Pain), Megadeth, Slayer, Dead Kennedys, Lard, Ministry, Phish, Death Angel, Al Di Meola, Santana, Praxis, George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dysrhythmia, Yakuza,Mastodon, Candiria, Death, Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, George Duke, Jean Luc Ponty, John McLaughlin, Squarepusher, Isis, Dead Meadow, Fu Manchu, The Oxes, Mr. Airplaneman, The Cure, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Goblin, Zombi, The Allman Brothers Band, Anthrax, Minibosses, The Fucking Champs, Lamb of God, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Outkast, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, The Fugees, Dead Prez, Mogwai,Lightning Bolt, Bob Marley, Yngwie Malmsteen, Wu Tang, Fantomas, Faith no More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Daft Punk, Trevor Dunn, The Police, Cheap Trick, Bjork, The Misfits, Black Flag, Iggy Pop, Thanatopsis, Soundgarden, Napalm Death, Morbid Angel, Carcass, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Ice-T,Body Count, Testament, D.R.I. The Mars Volta, The Darkness, Thin Lizzy, Chick Corea, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, The Desert Sessions, Grateful Dead, In Flames, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Trephine, Medeski Martin and Wood, John Zorn, Sepultura, Lightning Bolt, Kreator, Exodus, Dragonforce, Yngwie Malmsteen, Thursday, Les Baxter, Danny Elfman, Devo, Oingo Boingo, Descendents, Circle Jerks, Madonna, Bone Thugs, Eazy-E, ,Black Sabbath, Smashing Pumpkins, Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Al Green, NIN, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Brains, Dethklok, Bjork, Led Zeppelin, early solo Ozzy, Queensryche, Spooks, Black Sheep,The Cars, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis, James Brown, Bootsy Collins, Slipknot, Goodie Mob, The Fugees, The Pharcyde, The Dead Milkmen, Sepultura, Michael Jackson, GWAR, Buckethead...

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead(original...well the Savinin remake is great too), Dawn of the Dead(original), Citizen Kane, A Touch of Evil, 2001: A Space Odyssey, JFK, Nixon, Salvador, Natural Born Killers,The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween 1 and 2, Farenheit 9/11, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Eraserhead, Videodrome, Scanners, The Brood, Dead Ringers, eXistenZ, A History of Violence, Battle Royale, Battle Royale 2, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather Trilogy, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, Bonnie and Clyde, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Bicycle Thief, M, Car Wash, Used Cars, Audition, The Toy, Stir Crazy, Harlem Nights, Life, The Ring(Japanese and American, Korean version sucks), Ring 0, Evil Dead, Creepshow, Animal House, Seconds, The Manchurian Candidate, Targets, Last Picture Show, Donnie Darko, Midnight Express, Conan the Barbarian ,The Wall, The Dead Zone, They Live, Escape from New York, Sweet Sweetbacks Badasssss Song, Superfly, New Jack City Menace II Society, Juice, Enter the Dragon, Crouching Tiger, Zu: Warriors of the Magic Mountain, Five Deadly Venoms, all Lone Wolf and Cub films, Branded to Kill, Ghostdog, Equilibrium,Black Christmas(original), Porky's, A Christmas Story, Kenny and Co., Phantasm1 and 4(Oblivion), 1984, THX-1138(Star What), Aguirre: Wrath of God, Bully, Another Day in Paradise, Elephant, Drugstore Cowboy, Gerry, Poison, Easy Rider, Kids, Boys Don't Cry, Flash Gordon, Bad Lieutenant, La Femme Nikita, Rules of The Game Ms 45, Poison, Safe, Magnolia, Booogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, A Straight Story,Brick, Remo Williams, Homegrown, all Cheech and Chong, Glengarry Glenross, Taxi Driver, The Exorcist, The Omen 1 and 2, Demons, Zombie, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, The Thin Red Line, The Searchers, Stagecoach, The Wild Bunch, Badlands, True Romance, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars, At Close Range, Robocop, Starship Troopers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slacker, Dazed and Confused, El Topo, Do the Right Thing, Clockers, Crooklyn, Meet the Feebles, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Pink Flamingos, Cecil B Demented, Labyrinth, Crumb, Fritz the Cat, Bad Santa, Ghost World, The Last Temptation of Christ, Psycho, Rear Window, Blow Up, Blow Out, Body Double, Carrie, Scarface, Why We Fight, The Fountain and so many more I'll keep adding until the end of time. My fingers are tired.

Television:

John from Cincinatti (fuck you HBO for cancelling)Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Carnivale, Mr Show, Kids in the Hall, MAD TV, SCTV, Not Necessarily the News, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Twilight Zone SNL, Scrubs, Arrested Development Aqua Teen, Sealab, The Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, Nick at Nite selections, corporate news propaganda......."The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television." PROFESSOR BRIAN O'BLIVION

Heroes:

"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you." -GEORGE CARLIN from YOU'RE ALL DISEASED

My Blog

The Seven Electrons of the Watermelon Meow

I'm re-arranging my electrons currently in order to better process light signals that come in at the eye and move on to be interpreted as shapes and such but what the fuck is with some psycho keyboard...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST

The Stinkfoot Darlin Patchouly Douche Crew Deat Rattle

Can you rinse it off do you suppose because these people needed ritalin and patchouly tranquilizers and they yelled and smelled like feet but I should put my foot up their ass for the bullshit they sp...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

Diuretics: The Science of Subliminal Crackerjack Reveries

Full throtle sleep took over and the clock didn't beep and ludicrous elbows were thrown at pillows and heads in the way from a dream that was looking out the window at a nuclear holocaust 93 million m...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

Ike and the Desecration of Randall Flaggs Mullet

Caffeine coffee rumble and my guts want to kill you for covering me in bees that tear pages out of an upside down chinese bible that is written backward but there is no message here you are going to r...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:03:00 PST

The Platoon of Dead Make Believe

waist deep in pixel storm warning in effect bars and tone deaf motherfuckers make my skin turn into lizard scale and i can still hear my hair grow and my hair can still hear me thinking about however ...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

Sledgehammer To Evacuated Eyeball Movement 2

my head fuck will slam dance a spike right through your face in the morning with the brown frown upside down like a rollercoaster zippin scottie pippen and my grandmother made a baby named horse but t...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:03:00 PST

Today at Work......

time for sticks and beakers to make an experiment on your face explode in the bathtub gin and juice we likes to party we don't bother nobody move nobody get hurt 1984 I shot the devil there is no hope...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

I Can Smell My Hair Grow

rake the banana whore with a chicken greet my desk top of some worm hill dude fart hippie swear free trees are for paper stupid rabbit trick gangsta bitch noggin knock ninja noodle ass frog guts pickl...
Posted by s.l.a.p. productions(scott) on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST