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wants to be a pirate

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About Me

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...ok, here we go, PLEASE, NOONE TAKE ANYTHING I SAY, DO, OR LEAVE AS COMMENTS, MESSAGES, OR EVEN PICS, AS SERIOUS, I AM A JOKESTER, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT EVEN ON THE SCALE FOR UP AND COMING COMICS, I AM STILL NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AT ALL, UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED,THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE ALONG TIME AGO, BUT, BECAUSE IM A STUPID MAN LIKE MOST OF US MEN, I DIDNT AND HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING I SAID GET TWISTED AND TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT,NOONES FAULT BUT MY OWN, pool is all i got, my job sucks so i wont talk about that , mostly im a hang out sorta person, bars, smoke shops, 24 hour diners, movie theaters, ....not much of a gym person, i kinda hate working out, but then again who doesnt, im really tone anyway, when it comes to movies ive seen a good portion of what already exists, late nights , in front of the t.v., anything thats good ill watch, i dont watch shitty movies, i smoke till my lungs collapse, its amazing , you can never have enough weed , if i had a truck load, id be looking to buy another 1, i hate cell phones, explains why my page is so plain, im 1 of those ..if you dont already know where i am , i dont want to be found, i dont sleep with my shoes to far away cause you never know when youll have to run, im in the process of trying to change my life point it in a diffenerent direction, wanna be a comedian, i dont do im pressions, i figure its time to make some money off of the irony that is my life, you see how it balances out, i wont if everything else goes to shit if i got some dough, thank god hockey is back baby, hockey is the closest thing we got to real boxing , on ice, its great,

My Interests

music, movies, games, sports, politics, chillin, smoking, drinking, women, mostly women, and your mom

I'd like to meet:

if i were to close my eyes, just for a second, when i open them, will the world still be there? if i should step outside time, and view things from the outside, can i ever go back? will time come to a sudden stop as though it was never in motion, and await my return? will the things and people i love still love me after my departure? will everything be the same as when i left? sometimes i wish i could just stop time and fight the eternal battle that rages inside me, all the while hopeing that my presence on either side can bring a winner to the table. and when i return will time restart, and heal the wounds that i have opened? will i be forgiven for the things ive done, for the people i have hurt, for the tears that they shed, upon my return will i be remembered for leaveing, or fighting? now , all i have to do is open my eyes

Music:

tool, nin, bob marley, deftones, system, rage, and hoping to find a awesome new band because alot of it sucks right now

Movies:

fight club, a long kiss goodnight, snatch, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, full metal jacket, slapshot, princess bride, legend, lord of the rings, ...i only like good movies , you name it and ive seen it, unless its foriegn or it sucked of course,

Television:

spice network shareholder/ cnn and any other news freak..., i made it a point to learn what the hell is going on in the world when i was like 13, i read like 3 newspapers a day and watch as much as i can in a day, ..... what you read and hear can amaze you,..... the cartoon network, otherwise whatever else is on

Books:

i read like 2 books my whole life.... i shit you not, i realize i need to broaden my horizons in the literature department, but it works like a sleep aid to me, that and if you read the rest of my shit you would see id rather watch a movie

Heroes:

william spencer( invented the rubber band ), willy sutton( argueably the most successful theif in history ), al bundy( i need say nothing ), wayne gretzky ( no other athlete has done more for their sport, or did it better ), bruce willis( the man ), d.b. cooper( the man with the plan) hugh hefner( the man with the only empire),

My Blog

a total collapse

you know, i could understand when a girl doesnt shave , whether its for religious reasons, or just plain not wanting to satisfy the mans desires, but even some of my closest friends dont shave their b...
Posted by wants to be a pirate on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:11:00 PST