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THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE!

If Everything I Do Is Wrong Then God Damn I Do It Right

About Me

I have a 10 year old son who means the world to me and makes more fart jokes then anyone else on the planet, ! I hang out with my the same guys ive been hanging with for the last 15 years.

My Interests

Singing for The Past Is Present, My Sticker Book, Reading ,Piercing,Tattoos,Music,Horror Movies..... Im very partial to causing havoc with Gabrielsaures rex.

I'd like to meet:

I met her already, she means everything to me!!! I wouldn't mind meeting Bruce Campbell,Sam Raimi, Tom Hanks & A Zombie I Can Beat The Snot Out Of! Other Than That I Have My Posse.A Few More Cool Vatos Is Okay!

Music:

7 angels 7 plagues(RIP)As I Lay DyingKillSwitch EngageAll That RemainsTexas Is The Reason(RIP)KeepsakeFrom A Second Story WindowPysyopusThe CureA Stained Glass RomanceBurn In SilenceJob For A CowboyAs You WerePariaEveryTime I DieShai HuludThe Grieving ProcessThe BledHopesFallThe PoliceMisery SignalsOn Broken WingsPrayer For Cleansing(RIP)It Dies TodayRichard CheeseNeintara(RIP)Brand NewZaoDead To FallArmor For SleepBetween The Buried And MeRemembering NeverFrom Here On(RIP)With Resistance(RIP)Most Precious BloodCoheed And CambriaCalibanScarletWalls Of JerichoUndyingAll For Nothing(RIP)ThursdayDillinger Escape PLanAt War With Shadows(RIP)Fall Of The Sacred(RIP)UnearthThe BannerDiecastGlassJawDead PoeticGlass CasketFor The Love OfBeyond The Sixth Seal(RIP)Fall Out BoyA Thousand Falling Skies(RIP)Heaven Shall BurnBoy Sets FireUnderOathLast Days Of AprilA Dozen Dying Roses(RIP) The Past Is PresentThe Broken(RIP)Suffer The LivingRespawn The AncientsDepeche ModeArkangal(RIP)The Assistant(RIP)The Black Dhalia MurderThe Classic StruggleJohney Cash(RIP)FollyThrough TheEyes Of The DeadParkway DriveI Killed The Prom QueenIndecision(RIP)The SleepingSky Came Falling(RIP)The Tony Danza Tap Dance ExtravanganzaThe Hostage Heart(RIP)Bury Your DeadAt The Gates(RIP)Red Roses For A Blue Lady(RIP)ConvergePortisheadCandiriaLife Of Agony

Movies:

Evil Dead 1-2 Army Of Darkness Lord Of The Rings Lost Battalion Night Of The Living Dead Day Of The Dead Dawn Of The Dead The Beyond Joe VS The Volcano Dead Alive Monster Squad Silver Bullet Shaun Of The Dead Donnie Brosco Dog Soldiers City Of The Living Dead Goonies Munchies Critters Night Of The Living Dorks Dead And Breakfast Love Stinks Legend Of Hell House Demonia Spaceballs Grandmas Boy Murder Set Pieces Willow The Rainmaker Aliens Julious Ceaser Running Scared The Prestige Fight Club The Burbs Ed & His Dead Mother Saving Private Ryan .

Television:

FARSCAPE, Battlestar Gallactica, Stargate Atlantis, Family Guy, X-Files, Dexter, Psych, Heroes, A Haunting, Scrubs, Dirty Jobs, Cold Case

Books:

If Chins Could Kill, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, The Stand, The Rising, City Of The Dead, Ghoul, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Conqueror Worms, The Walking dead, Dead City, Dark Hollow, Down The Road: A Zombie Horror Story, and Down The Road: Last Day,House Infernal.... and I admit it, I like fantasy novels I have a box full hidden in my basement you would need a map to find!

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell Rocks, But Gabe Is The Guy That Keeps Me Going.

My Blog

The Luck Of The Santi!

Who else could get excited that they won $10 on a scratch off walk to their car to cash it and find their back window completely smashed in?! That would be me, and if i went out the night before like ...
Posted by THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE! on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:06:00 PST

I thought this only happened on tv.

I was standing in front of my dads store on 2nd ave (between 24th and 25th) the other day when an old woman with grocery bags asked me if i could carry them to her building on 27th and 3rd. I couldnt ...
Posted by THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:29:00 PST

Turn Signals

Next time i see someone who doesnt use their turn signal im gonna beat the cosby out of them and then precede to show them my 'O' face.
Posted by THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Looking for shows

Hey whats up if anyone knows any venues can ya'll give a brotha a holla -jarred www.fallofthesacred.com
Posted by THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucken Zombies

I think its safe to say i could take 5-10 zombies before they take me down. All i need is my trusty double barrel. I could beat a zombie's ass.
Posted by THE LIFE OF THE WIFE IS ENDED BY THE KNIFE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST