coondirt aka Sergeant D (until Billy Milano sues)

About Me

Hello. My name is Heath and I'm an Alcoholic (Hi Heath). I currently feel like I've been playing fetch with Cerberus.

My Interests

Demonic possession, tornadoes, and nuclear holocaust when I'm not paving the path of righteousness

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Carter, a gelphling,a Budisvatta, Patty Hearst, and the current Dalai Lama (ganga balunga bitch)

Music:

Yanni, 24/7

Movies:

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, Clash of the Titans, Blackula, Vampire Hookers

Television:

Fox News, The 700 Club, infomercials, The Preview Channel, and MTV

Books:

What the fuck is a book

Heroes:

Yoda, but I think I'm about to turn to the dark side (hell, ma did).

My Blog

Anyone from the Good? Ol Days

Just read Mark Diehl's blog "The House of Ill Repute." Follow directions directly to the 411 BAD myspace page, and start sending stories. This may just be the entertainment that will get me throu...
Posted by coondirt aka Sergeant D (until Billy Milano sues) on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST

Being proactive

I carry an assult rifle and enjoy poetry. Sometimes it's Ginsburg and an M-4, sometimes it's Dennis Johnson and an M-16. More importantly, I think I'm going to bring back the Whig party and put t...
Posted by coondirt aka Sergeant D (until Billy Milano sues) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:34:00 PST

Burn

I'll be outside burning an effigy of myself while chanting anti-Heath slogans.
Posted by coondirt aka Sergeant D (until Billy Milano sues) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

I'm not sure why

"I've been 10,000 miles in the mouth of a graveyard," or "I'll stand on the ocean untill I start sinkin but I'll know my song well before I start singin." Just felt like quoting some Dylan.
Posted by coondirt aka Sergeant D (until Billy Milano sues) on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST