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JONNO

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About Me

Live in the smog and work at Alexander McQueen.

Some other things about me:
- I have an irrational hatred of wasps and swans.

- One day I would like to steal a postbox.
- I'm making a bad habit of getting that bit too drunk. All the time.

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My Interests

Taking the moral highground, bad European pop, literary humour, cranberry juice, FaceHunter, manners, the Roger Stevens building, Jeremy Scott, chunky glasses, funny words, funny noises and funny faces

These are surrogate interests because I don't seem to have any real ones these days, although I plan on taking up AFRICAN DRUMMING. Fantastic! If this falls through, I'll do something equally leftfield because I can feel university sapping away my personality.

I'd like to meet:

I would like a life guru. This is because I cannot cope with the adminstrative aspects of life and am petrified of being a grown-up. Or Annette O'Toole, but only with that rubbish 'surprised' face she is continually pulling in Smallville.

Music:

shiny toy guns
cut copy
the decemberists
sebastiAn
james holden
crystal castles
felix laband
justice
nathan fake
black strobe
squarepusher
siobhan donaghy
and of course the mighty Girls Aloud...basically most things off Ed Banger records, FabricLive, anything colourful and any squelchy bleepy electro you want to throw at me.

Movies:

romy & michelle's high school reunion
being john malkovich
hocus pocus
heathers

Television:

HEROES

Books:

the famished road
the rachel papers
a handful of dust
otherwise, well, i do english but i don't like reading

Heroes:

the bunton

My Blog

The V Sign

So, with Leeds Festival cruelly snatched away from me and V pleasantly appearing as a replacement I returned from Ireland healthy and rested to piss it all away in Stafford. 6 things about V: 1. We s...
Posted by JONNO on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST