Pool, Darts, Music, Drinking, Camping, Floating, Cars, TV, Movies, Making new friends....you know, the usuals
Well for starters I'd like to meet God, before I die! I think that would be crazy cool! And I'd like to meet ME, in 20 years! I'd like to meet my Dad but hey, you can't get everything you want! I'd love to meet Eminem, I think he'd fall in love in 10 minutes.....hey, I can fantasize, right?! As far as men go, I'd love to meet a man whose passionate about SOMETHING in life. Someone who is honest, no matter what and who doesn't bullshit. If you have kids, you have to be a good dad and you have to love your mother. If you're a woman, please be real and don't hate other girls just because they're girls. I can't stand a bitch who says, "I just don't get along with other females." Well bitch, how the hell do you have any friends?
This is my gurl Jessie...This is my gurl Jen and my god son Cameron and I....This is my son Michael....
The shit you hear about me may be true, but then again, it may be as fake as the whore who told you...Jealousy is a disease....Get well soon bitches!
18 Things Guys Should Know...1. We fart. And we think it's fucking hilarious2. Girls poop. sorry boys. i know in your world we don't, but we're not the perfect little girls you want us to be3. We can burp with the best of you. We just choose to keep it between us.4. We probably masturbate more than you.5. We love touching eachother's boobs just for the hell of it. It's funny.6. Kissing eachother isn't a big deal. It's kind of nice.7. We don't always like to give head, so when you get it, don't put your hands on the back of our heads and hold down. We hate that.8. Sometimes we go a couple of weeks without shaving...anything.9. It's fun to skip sex, since most times we fake it anyway. Be a man and go down.10. Watching porn doesn't really do it. reading it is what gets us hot.11. We think lesbian porn is funny.12. That whole head shaking thing when you go down on us? What the fuck is that? don't do it. you're just wasting your time .. and ours.13. The fingers don't always have to go in. Stay on the outside a bit. Trust me, it's better.14. Not all girls are crazy about gifts. Just being with you is awesome.15. We like hanging out with the guys. Girls suck.16. Right, the reason we hate eachother so much? GIRLS ARE BITCHES.17. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER ask us if we are PMSing just because we seem to be in a bad mood. It's not the greatest idea.18. Suck it up, we're really horny during our periods .. hop in the shower, because you'll never get it as much as then.
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