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SHORT

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About Me

I think every urban blighted wall should be covered in quality graffiti. Someday I'll own a pinball machine & a 45 jukebox. I'll always pull over to save a snake or a turtle on the road. BBQ is my friend. I like driving cars with vent wing windows. Halloween is my favorite day of the year & not just because it is a day when wearing a cod piece is acceptable. I tend to like animals more than people & my dream job is a poacher-poacher in Africa, Asia and So. America. The first record I remember listening to was KISS ALIVE II in '78 when I was 4. Shock Me was my favorite song forever, until I heard Ozzy in '80 via the brother from another mother. I think "Home Security," political correctness, zero tolerance and paranoia leading to unnecessary conflicts will be the downfall of our free country and land rights. I believe that every elementary school class should have to listen to one record a day, starting with the 1st Beatles albums. I always clean my plate. I'm liking live comedy more than live music lately. I want to hear almost every record I see, especially if it has neato artwork. I'm pro FairTax and think the IRS should be eliminated. My favorite time is that moment right after hitting the snooze button. I like shirts with the neck wring cut out of them. I prefer rakes over blowers. I refuse to buy products that use the word extreme, esp. X-treme. I quit listening to NPR because I'm tired of hearing "roadside bomb" radio. white wine, gross; red wine, tasty. I like myspace for music exploration.

My Interests

As the asteroid rotates, its brightness increases and decreases, which is directly related to how fast it's spinning

I'd like to meet:

the ass who stole my Pylon HITS tape in collegeimg src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/327503999_d24d36805b. jpg"

Music:

like it. the now, ep lp cd, Solar Plexus, 420 BC, Fog Machine Letdown, The Zinfindels, Six Vixens, K. Relly, d' Barby's, 14th Century HotTubs, Unfortunate Tattoo, NanoNads, Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, The Cover, Pause/Break, Hail Bop, Orafice, zoner, The Intelligents, cRAPfuck, kin bong ill, Science Proves, Slam Slam, No Hitter, Bountyhunters 188, Monoterd, Pair-a-Normal, Leased Lightning, Shiny Ship Shape Ships, The Luters. Worst light show ever: Blonde Redhead 2007 tour. 1991 light effects, great show.

Movies:

like 'em. The Five Obstructions, A Dirty Shame, Wild Zero, Two-Lane Blacktop, Redneck Zombies, Evil Dead II, The Jerk, Cool Hand Luke, Lord of the Rings, Style/Star Wars, Genital Hospital, The Car, Dark Days, Battle Royale and Galaxy Quest are some goodies.

Television:

square pegs

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces; Sidhartha img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/482786320_3190824da6 .jpg"

Heroes:

Hammerhead & Walrusman img src="http://static.flickr.com/107/299576723_9116b87e9d.jpg"