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Master Chief

Fuck'm all, I'm the REAL Master Chief

About Me

Well, I'm a Spartan. My name is John 117, but you can just call me Master Cheif. I'm a sexy mother, and my package is so big I had to install double doors on my zipper. I have great aim, and have saved the universe countless times already. The Covenant are my arch enimies. Those rat bastards. Well, enough about me, I don't want to seem to conceted.

My Interests

Kicking the Covenant's ass. Kicking the Flood's ass. Kicking the Sentinals ass. Blowing up big fucking rings in space. Kicking ass. Being a bad ass. Chillin in Blood Gulch with my niggas, Nondeesk, Craphazzard, ZyklonFever, and the rest of the Hail Cthulhu clan. Fuckin my bitch Cortana (man she never stops talking, but I give her a little MC Meat and she shuts up and takes it baby.), Cruisin in my Warthog. Killing my faggot Marine allies and taking their weapons.

I'd like to meet:

The Forerunners so I could kick their ass. The Prophet of Truth so I could kick his ass. And Johnny Depp, he's almost as hot as me.

Music:

Anything by Marty O' Donell. And me. Cuz I kick ass. And good music you faggots never heard of.

Movies:

None. Until there's a movie about me. But then again, Serendipity was cute.

Television:

If there's a program about the making of Halo 2, I'm there. Oh yeah and the Real World.

Books:

All 3 Halo books.

Heroes:

Me, and all the other spartans before me. R.I.P brothas.