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Jacques

About Me

i'm pretty much about hating america. i also like blowing up newly created airforces on the ivory coast when i get the chance. oh, i'm also about kicking vegor's ass in the student body elections at utah valley state college. watch your back vegor, watch your back.

My Interests

hating america. being a liberal french fuck. eating cheese and drinking wine.

I'd like to meet:

well, i'd like to re-meet george bush and kick him in the nuts. plus, i'd like to meet vegor peterson before i kick his ass in the student body elections.

Music:

the french national anthem. old french jazz. toby keith (i hate to admit it, but i would like to "talk about me" and "put a boot in your ass")

Movies:

anything french...a cinemateque!

Television:

the amazing race. the bachelor. nanny 911. trading spouses. man, american reality tv makes me almost feel bad about hating america so bad.

Books:

i'm too busy hating america to read, but i must admit, i do enjoy me a nancy drew novel whenever i get the chance.

Heroes:

the un. any world leaders that hate america as much as me.

My Blog

napolean bonaparte can kiss my french ass

this of course, not to be confused with french kiss my ass. just because he's french doesn' t mean i want to be his friend. i am going to go and put on some hand cream. love, jacques.
Posted by Jacques on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

france is like, totally awesome

dudes, just in case you didn't know, france totally kicks america's ass. we would so totally never preemptively go to war. we did just blow the shit out of the ivory coast's air force, but they tota...
Posted by Jacques on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST