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Keltec

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About Me


Well I guess being all things personal and all things artistry, my recent profile change was said best by an extraordinary person

i have a prob with ur profile.... blah blah "im a dj". What about that ur awesome fun, heaps nice, always happy and great to talk 2, lol. kisses missy

I mean afterall, this is not just about me as an artist, but the whole purpose of MySpace is to allow you a greater understanding of the real Keltec - not some marketing driven concoction of kak that was construed by some corny codger in cotton boxers!
Oh and its not like half of you don't know how much of a GOOSE I am already! hehehehe

So Whilst I sat here pondering what to write about myself other than a 3rd person BIO that is becoming increasingly outdated, I thought it would be best told through another 3rd person site called tickle, that master the art of personality tests... hehehe I guess old habbits die hard, eh?

Just call me THE third person!

Anyhoo in a nutshell, I'm a socialite. I'm a nice, sincere, funny (well I laugh at my jokes harder than you probably will), witty and above all, a geniune person. I'm a lateral thinker, and I never stop thinking. I'm an optimist and love to raise people's most negative thoughts into optimism. I'm also a philosopher. Afterall keeping my brain in check will prevent old-timers disease! ;)

I love to cook and be as creative on the decks as I am in the kitchen - thanks Jamie, I've promoted myself to improv chef :). I'm also a nerd by profession and finding ways to improve the development of the Australian music industry through creative and innovative I.T. Solutions. Being a nerd for over 18 years has kept the insane sane and my DJ'ing completing the vice versa picture. Oh and working for myself lets me stay at home and work from the comfort of my loungeroom!! Ahhh the perks!

Hey this is getting easier by the minute!!! hehehe

Life is all about fun, lifestyle, nerdiness and above all - friendship! So if you like what you read, either from my whacky friends or the random silliness that you'll eventually find out about me, then Welcome and Enjoy....

Anyhoo enuff self indulgence, and onto the tests:


Your sense of humour is Banter
What's Your Sense of Humour?

Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit and sometimes the nitwit in everyone.
It's quantity, not quality that matters as you and your friends alternate outbursts like the riffs of a hit single. Here's the bottom line: You're a social creature. Other people's inside jokes even strike you as funny. You manage to gravitate toward people who can appreciate a tall tale and you've probably never hesitated to fire off a zinger even in a roomful of strangers. So keep it up with your bantering methods. Laughter, after all, keeps the world going 'round.


Your best quality shines through in how Articulate you are
What are your best qualities?

The fact that you're great at expressing yourself and can be at your best when articulating ideas or communicating with others really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're a person who is curious, loves to experiment, and tries new things. You are a smart person who is more able to understand complex concepts than many other people are, too.
In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities.
We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare only 1 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them.
hmmmmm

Anyhoo enough about me and if you're looking to understand more about the sobriquet that is Keltec, then look no further than keltec.dj . I felt that really why should you be put through water torture, or the sighting of my BIO if you're not industry focused - oh and if you are, then now you know where to go ;).--Keltec.

Check out the latest pics from Congo Blue ;)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/21/2006
Band Website: keltec.dj
Band Members:

Keltec

My personal stats

Real name: Jason James Kelton
Born: 5th June, 1975
Royal North Shore Hospital, Sydney NSW
Grew Up: Normanhurst, Turramurra (Yuppie Cunt)
Moved to Melbourne: December, 1990
Peaked: 6th June, 1993!
Current Hometown: Richmond, VIC
Height: 177cm (5'10" Short)

My Growing up milestones

First Fart: 2months, 1 day old
First French Kiss: Age 12 and 3 months, 2 days, 4hrs and 28.23 seconds
First Girlfriend: Age 13
First Shag: Age 15, Duration: 38 seconds
First Threesome: Age 16
Sports Played: Squash, Swimming
Sports once played: Water Polo, Ice Hockey, Ice Skating, Springboard Diving, Footy (AFL), Soccer, Kayaking

Music Bits and Bobs

Instruments (in order of appearance):
  • Fisher Price Xylophone Saxaphone Cornet Choir / Vocals (ret. when my voice cracked!) Flugelhorn Baritone Keyboard The Fiddle The Flange (effect), The Studio The Denon The Turntable (ret. 2006) The CDJ


  • BUT SERIOUSLY!!! Ask me a question (rather than those stoopid questionaires), ANY QUESTION hehehe, and I'll put em in here for ya with real answers

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    Influences:

    Locals (Artists and DJ's) In No Particular order, either!Infusion LoStep Dan Mangan Luke Chable Scrambler Ivan Gough / TV Rock Phil K Andy Page PoxyMUSIC Danny Bonnici Musiq for Pleasure Nubreed Nathan G Sam Fraser Tonite Only Hook'n'Sling Shane Copal Sean Quinn Dirty South

    InternationalsTiefschwarz Trentemoller Daniel Taylor BT Hybrid James Zabiela Nic Fanciulli H-Man The Electric Press Eric Prydz
    Old Skoolies - Loosely CategorisedSteely Dan Boz Scaggs Leo Sayer Chicago Pink Floyd James Morrisson George Benson Renee Geyer Michael Jackson Bruce Hornsby Joe Jackson Vince Jones Kylie Mole Aerosmith Prince Midnight Oil Transvision Vamp Violent Femmes Pearl Jam AC/DC The Angels Silverchair PM Dawn Sub Sub Big Pig The Rockmelons Mondo Rock Icehouse Hunters & Collectors Hoodoo Guru'sI mean seriously, when does it end!?! I'm sure there'll be more as they spring to mind. Thanks to Muffy for all the late 80's and early 90's Aussie stuff we listened to, for remembrance of our culture and heritage!

    Oh and these ppl - more to come ;)


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    Sounds Like: Shit
    Record Label: Heavy Rotation, 3Beat Breaks, Aka Ltd.
    Type of Label: Indie

    My Blog

    New BIO --- FINALLY!!

    Keltec  the bio A jack of all trades and a master of many. When Melbourne dance whiz Jason Kelton aka Keltec turns his hand at something, you better brace yourself. Whether it's through his Djing,...
    Posted by Keltec on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:43:00 PST

    New Mix Online

    Hi all, Just thought I'd 'poop' in and say a shitfelt hi to you all... I hope this mix livens up the most avid of DJ Mix collections that I'm sure you all have. Anyhoo, peak forth, prosper, take care...
    Posted by Keltec on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:55:00 PST

    Welcome

    Well welcome to my blogarucci!  This is my first blog and first attempt at getting this whole MySpace shindig happening so I hope you enjoy it.. I'll be adding choons and other bits and bobs in t...
    Posted by Keltec on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST