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I only add people I can be real friends with.

I love you as much as a fat kid shits when he's on a detox diet.

It's so hard to punch under water!

How embarrassing would that be, you're dead bodies at the coroners and they're like, 'Cause of death; shat out internals due to overdose of laxatives.'

OH DAMN HE'S ONE-A DOZE GRIM REAPA THANGZ FROM LORD OF TEH RINGS.

"I AM A COCKNEY TIT BECAUSE I HANG FROM THE CHEST OF A WOMAN WHO SPEAKS IN A COCKNET DIALECT, OR I'M A GRUFF, HAIRY, TALKING BREAST THAT BEATS HIS WIFE?"
"BEATS HIS WIFE, DEFINATELY."
"I USE THE STEEL CHAIR."
"I dance like a gorilla on prozac."
"I dance like Michael Jackson."
"Yeah, but blacker"

"CATH HATH NICE MELONS."
"I WAS NOT AWARE SHE WAS INVOLVED IN THE FRUIT VENDORING OCCUPATION."

I TEND TO HAVE THAT SAME METHOD OF THINKING WHEN I'M EXPECTING FRUIT OR VEGETABLES. I USUALLY WANT A PEACH, BUT SOMETIMES I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THE CUCUMBER.

You guys are so good at bullshitting I seriously can't tell when it's bullshit or not.

"I love you as much as she has AIDs. A lot."
"I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS SHE WISHES SHE COULD REMEMBER WHO TOOK HER VIRGINITY."
"I just love you. Period."

Your bust has it's own gravitational pull.

I'm growing two plants in my room Liam's either going to be really mad, or he'll want one for his room. I mean, they are completely vegan.

I never thought anyone would use me and the word quiet in the same sentence.

We should just completely wheatpaste a whole car with them.

Um. This is my house. That makes me your God.

"I need to do situps, I'm getting really flabby."
"Says isabel, who weighs about almost 30 kilos."

Everyone, I'm making an announcement, listen to me! Me and taylor and CLANCY are going into the room to look AT PHOTOS on the computer! You can come with if you want, we're just going to look AT PHOTOS on the COMPUTER. I'll even leave the door open!

See, when I get drunk, my brain works fine, I just can't function with my limbs.

I know BIG words like onomatopoeia. It means a word that is the word of a sound, like BLAM or BOOF!

"She kissed a girl and she liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick."
"OH ! So it's Cherry Chapstick. I thought it was Cherry Chopstick, now that makes a lot more sense."

I bet all the guys were excited about that new pickup like, wanna kiss my cherry chopstick.

I'm sorry, from behind your dad looks Maori.

"Look, there's a rabbit, wtf."
"Hey guys, I thought of something we can do for the next four hours!"

I really admire your patience. Mia, take a breath, you've been talking non stop for about 40 minutes!

"I'll just always think of you as Mia that Bitch now."
"No, you'll know me as Mia Awesome Childhood Friend Awesome. Cause it says so in your phonebook."

"Your pants are so big!"
"Well, I have tighter ones too. Which ones do you like better?"
"Um. The baggy ones are easier to take off."
"That's my girl."

So Mia, what other stuff about your parents have you been posting on your myspace ?

Why don't you buy some applebottum jeans ? Or boots with the fur?

Tidak ada, ada..ada.

Did you see that black guy looking at us as he drove past ? It's cool, Mia could take him.

At least we know I can reverse.

You know what my word used to be? Mutball.

"Just dance, it's gonna be okay... Dahdahdum, Just dance."
"What does that line even say ? Is she seriously like, dah dah dum dum, cause that's all I hear."

It's not her fault if she kissed a girl and she liked it.

What does Cockney even mean ?

You can't love a toilet roll. But you can make love to one (Males only, unless you're Giulia)

"That guy's driven around here like, three times."
"Yeah, he's prob'lly just waiting for some kids, going to be like 'Hey kiddies, I got some iPods in my car, wanna get in and have a look?"

That guys moustache is epic.

Did you fall on a tacklebox?

"You must give the airport security a hard time."
"Um, not really, lulz."
"One time I was flying out of darwin, and I was so nervous I got high up in the carpark then put my pipe in my pocket. The lady at the checkpoint was like BbbzBzz all up on me and I was like 'Hey, I've got my pipe in my pocket.' Then I was like 'OH SHIT, I've got my pipe in my pocket!' The lady was cool about it and let me off, but I was so shaken I went back out into the carpark and did it all over again."

"What should we ask the Jonas Brothers ?"
"We should just post a picture of Cath in a towel and write 'Would you do her?'"
"OMG YOU GUYS."

"Just.. try not to be too creepy."
"I'm pretty creepy by nature."

"I SMELL GUNJA."
"Sorry brah, we don't sell that here."

"I don't see the fasination about sitting around the air and water pump for 3 hours talking about cars."
"In Melbourne they do that in the McDonalds car park."

They're all just bears having gay sex.

I can squeal the whole farm yard.

'Guys, there's a problem.'
'..What ?'
'DUH, MY GLASS IS EMPTY!'

I remember the first time I had a pancake. They were like 'here, have a pancake,' and I was like '..WTF THIS ISN'T A PANCAKE.'

Your pages are made of crystal, Jesus !

Did you take water out of my pool and put it in your pool ? Fuck you !

I hate it. it's like; 'Hey, do you like BMTH?' 'Yeah I love Oli Sykes!' 'Yeah, what about his band?' 'He's in a band? I thought he was just some awesome good singer d00d.'

Did you ever notice that as jess gets drunker she gets blacker ?

"Yeah, I skate."
"As in like, rollerblades or skateboard?"
"Oh, I rollerboard."

When I was little I had an erection and my dad wanked.

"But."
"Ah, hey, you can't start a sentence with but !"
"Yes you can !"
"No, you can't, it's a conjunction, jeez."
"Hey, I did plenty of essays where I started sentences with but. And I failed english."

"When."
"I."
"Was."
"Little."
"My."
"Dad."
"Wait, hold up. Why is it always 'my dad'? Why can't it be like. My cat, or my camel ?"

One day my camel had a wank in my cats face with lube.

Wow, that's the first person that's ever said they want to kill me because of my racism.

What does a virgin vagina even taste like ?

Hey, you know what unvirgin vagina tastes like ? Balls.

No way, it'd be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway. A huge hallway. And a small hotdog.

Josh, just shut up before I suck you!

Break down like Anna Nicole Smith.

I just want to hit her face
With a baseball bat
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.

"Did you know. That legally. A ten year old guy can have sex with a girl is she's 16. But can a 16 year old guy have sex with a ten year old girl?"
"I don't think this really has much to do with this sort of minors guys."
"No way, that's rape. That's paedophilia."
"C'mon guys, I know you're all interested in knowing this sort of stuff, I'm just not the person you should be talking with this about."
"What did you say about a ten year old and sex?!"

Seriously jamaica. Just shut the fuck up. Take your talent somewhere else.

This bag is so big, you could fit like three babies in here !

OH THE THINGS I'D DO TO CHRIS
IF I COULD ONLY HAVE HIM NAKED

I've heard your the queen bee at gobby's, seriously.

So what, you guys just sat around talking about politics naked or something?

I would be stoked if i had a jesus, on tap.

"Moe and Dad won't let me have any, because they say I'm like addicted to it, but I need it, so I went and bought it and I'm just going to stash it in my room."
"You better really, really hope they don't find it then."

"I'm going to be the next Lenny Hendrix."
"Don't you mean-"
"No. I mean both of them."

"Hey, hey man, your people have a resturant over there."
"What ?"
"You know, mexicans."
"God damnit I am not mexican!"

"Holy Shit mia, when did you start dressing like that ?"
"When I decided to be female."

We're the three amigos. Just like back in the old days.

I just got hug raped.

Why is everyone always giving me shit like Ew Soy ew Tofu it's not like I'm like EW DEAD COW EUGH.

'So, hey, Mia, who's that huh?'
'My mum.'
'Oh, yeah, right, you sure?'
'Actually, it's cath's Dad.'

It's funny how you can cook it good and you can't even taste it while it's cooking.

'I'm never having a party, ever again.'
'You say that after every one.'

'Would you like something, or are you with this man?'
'Ah, no thankyou, I'm with this.. 'Man'.

I've been eating with her for 15 years, I think I know what she likes.

Oh my god. Do you even HAVE a brain under all that metal ?

I promise I won't yell this time but tell me the truth, did anyone see my vagina?

Cadbury. Cadbury the black baby born.

Phemii, I got glass in my foot talking about Cadbury !

Hey, hey, tell him that Cat like the Animal says hello, Tiele like the color.

'Tiele, you pissed in a bush.'
'You have got to be shitting me.'

You know what I just realised. I'm not Jailbait anymore. Damnit.

D00d, if I was going to change my myspace name now it would so be MiaGonorrhea.

He said he took his clothes off so it would be easier to climb the pole.

'Hey, do you like, go to parties ?'
'No. No I don't. Ever.'

We decided to call it the Super Happy Fun Fun gig.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN !

Now you're just stuffing yourself aren't you.

I don't eat breakfast. Except when I'm at nanas.

You wanna piece of meat, chicken wing or chicken leg ? Yeah, I know it's offensive but it's just ripping off Britney Spears. And he's Asian, so he's even better.

'Would you guys stop looking in your reflections ?! Everytime we pass a car I'm going to have to wait for you guys.'
'Sorry, we have the Lee Syndrome.'

That song is totally about her. It's like, 'There she goes, searching for attention.' And the Na Na part is like a Raptor going NARNARNARNANRA.

And that's how you make porridge.

We should just put Frozen Raspberry with everything !

Strawberry, Raspberry, I like anything that ends with Berry. Clancyberry, and GreyBerry !

It's like a fucking cheese grater, I don't want to be grated, fuck being put on pasta.

'LOL If I caught anything from him, don't you think it'd be crabs ?'
'Good point.'

'He's just Bi-Curious.'
'No, he's Bi-Gay.'

Chris is going to play with himself, it's all he can play.

My lips are actually tingling from that coffee.

Shana can't answer because she has too much homework.

Yeah well, we're having a Support Child Slavery gig across the road. We're the only band playing right now though.

I need to get all of the hair off without touching my nipples!

'Daaamn Tiele, you got a booty butt !'
'Um, Jul, it's Ghetto Booty. Saying she has a booty butt is like saying "Girl, did you know your butt is a Butt Butt.'

'I could take you, diabete-boy.'
'Whatever, pretty sure I could still beat you in a fight, vegan.'

'Well whatever, HEP C. Yeahh!'
'Yeah well.. VEGAN.'
'..VEGAN ISN'T AN INSULT!'

'You should provide food at the happyyess, like, I don't know, a sausage sizzle.'
'What about the vegetarians and vegans ?'
'Yeah, all one of her !'
'Hey ! There's like.. 3 of us thankyou !'
'..Mia's vegan ?!!'

You know, hanging out with you guys now, I can see why Mitch sees you as more as another guy than a girl.

'Argh, I feel sick !'
'Me too man, my stomach is like.
"HEY. UP THERE. FUCK YOU FOR EATING SO MUCH DRUNK FOOD AND DRINKING. IMA CRAMP UP ON YOU NOW." '

'I feel like a myspace whore!'
'You are a myspace whore!'

'I look like a scene girl.'
'You look like my friend Amee.'
'Is that a good thing ?'
'Fuck yeah, Amee's hot!.'

'Oi, so this leah chick, is she hot ?'
'Yeah man, and she has a thing for virgins.'
'FUCK YEAH, I'M IN !'

WHERE ALL THE HOT WOMEN AT ?

You're body is like a triangle.

Bradley, if you were a girl and I was a boy,
I would so have sex with you.

Heyy, I know the best ice breaker, I'll just be all like
"OMG I SAW YOU NAKED."

OMFG IS THAT DOROTHY DIAMOND
FROM MYSPACE ?

'Putting jesus on a cross was epic.
Your party won't be as epic.'
'Jesus ain't got shit on me !'

I would also like to learn how to make
bitches shake their tailfeather.

'Guitars are an awkward shape to draw.'
'Or maybe you're just not a good drawer.'

I always thought a humbucker was a cow that
hums when you ride it..

'Hey.. Are you guys.. The Chill Peppers ?'
'Yes. Yes we are.'

You glued your pubes to your face

He's a little black kid with shit legs!

You can twist it, lick it, but not dunk it !

Tom's not a licensed prostitute, but he does that anyways.

Oh yeh, she needs to like roll in a pile of dentists.

They're like, tearshaped boobs.

Doesn't he like, remind you of one of those little monkeys that dances around for spare change with his little vest and symbols.

'Oi, if he's coming, tell him to bring napalm.'
'LOL. Who's napalm?'

'My head hurts.'
'Why?'
'My head hurts.'
'Yeah, you just told me.'
'My head hurts.'
'WHY DOES YOUR HEAD HURT ?'
'...My head hurts ?'

SHIIIIIT. I just spilt sauce on my crotch !

It's a plunging neck line.

"So lee, how's joey ?"
"You're sitting on top of him, I think you'd know better."

I dare you to just like, get that lemon juice and run up to one of them and like squirt it in their eyes and be like 'BLOOD SOILDERSS!' and then run off. I dare you

Omg, I look like a fucking animorph.

D00d, if I loose that cup she will fucking kill me.

I WANNA FUCK YOUR MUM ALL NIIGHT, AND PARTY EVERY DAY !

'I need a photo of you man, it is your birthday !'
'D00D It's your birthday ?!'
'LOL What do you think the parties for ?'

"I just had the coolest plan. we should rent an appartment together and have sex constanty and film it and make a porn website and people will pay lots of money and we'll never work again."
"That sounds amazing kid."

I'll kidnap and sex him while in the meantime you go buy cheese and crackers for the three of us to eat because we'll be hungry once I'm done.

Someone should really tell her you can't get pregnant from having Cyber Sex.

"Heyy emma, I knew you were a lesbian!"
"OMG I'm not a lesbian ! Your face is a lesbian!"
"At least her vagina isn't a lesbian like yours !"

Blue steel guys, blue steel !

My mum told you not to touch me like that !!

Hey guys, let's just do a performance in the B-Block toilets.

We're like timon and pumba. I'm timon, and you're pumba ROFL.

'Pretty sure a vegan could beat a diabetic.'
'Yeah, but being Vegan isn't a disease !'
'Yeah, that's true. Was that like, a compliment?'

..Why do you have a cactus ?

..if thats so, you should write a song about winning an insane amount of money.

Because Jamaica is a country and Grey is a color, you should just be called Country and Color.

Well, how about Gunfight at the Yess Corral ?

Hahaha let's just call it FACEintheASS

Like the family pig !

You're so extreme you can't even get into the XGames !

'I HAVE A LOT OF FEATHERS.
And a hard beak.
On my face.
I wish I had a nose.
But I don't.
Because I'm a fucking owl !.'

Omg Look I have a baby dragon on me !

'OMG mia everyone is like having sex in my room. It's like porn everywhere.'
-Pants misteriously fall down by themselves-

I have the Amazon jungle in my pants ! Look, Africa !

'D00d touch my crotch.'
'Shit, it's really hot.'
'Yeah, I want sex right now man.'

Why is your pee so high in the air ? Do you have a boner??

I AM THE PROM QUEEN

I got with 4 girls and a guy, hell yeahz !

'Are you okay man ?'
'Yeah.. WTF happened to my hands ?'
'D00d, I just told you ! You tried to do a kick and you fell and grazed your side.'
'Really ? OMG What the hell!"
'Haha yeeah. So you're going to sleep now ?'
'No way I need to make out with some more chicks !'

Where'd she go, she was easy !

VEGAN POWER FOR THE WIN!

'I've never given a guy head, only a girl once.'
'There's one thing I'm better than you at then !'

I never want to be in that situation to be able to say "Clancy, my tits are bigger than yours."

'I really want to mack someone tonight!'
'..Mack ? What ?'
'You know, GET IT ON !'

They stole it from the Afro-Americans. Rock n' roll was recreated to be something that would please America.. A bunch of white guys on stage.

'He was a baby in the hospital an the nurse was like
"What do you want to call him?"
And some coon walked past and was like "LAANNGG" in the background, and the nurse just wrote it down. His mum was like,
"But i want to call him simon!" the nurse said,
"Nope, too late, already written down."

I'm gonna noodle you when Mitch comes !

Oh look, it's a big round circle !

I don't even know how the grapevine goes.

Don't take a photo of me being a bitch !

I've been missing your strawberry kissing, you.. ROFLLL.. Could fly through the wind to you from me. Except they're strawberry punches ROFLL;; !

'You guys don't even know what a wife beater is. It's like, a shirt with the sleeves off.'
'That's a cutoff. A wife beater is like, a white singlet, bogan style.'
'No it's not. What you call wife beaters are vests.'
'No, a vest buttons up at the front. This is a vest!'
'No it's not, it's a waistcoat !'

i dont care if i have to shove the words down your throat and plug up your ass so you dont shit them out!

I will add your ex on myspaz. and be all "LOLSENDPICSOFMIAN00DKTHNXPLZBYE"

I AM SO CONFUSED BY YOUR B00B.

The difference between marrara and karama is you KNOW you're going to be raped in karama!

'Hey Ladies'
'Um hii.'
'Oi, come back here !'
'I said HI, not HI get in my pants!.'

I'll be like hey, come over to my house tonight.. Oh wait, I have sunburn, nevermind.

One day when someone tells me to shove it up my ass I just want to get it and literally shove it up my ass !

'My bodies a temple!'
'ROLTOLTOFLTOLFOTLFOTLF.'
'...It wasn't that funny guys.'

'Mum says to tell you that because she works here you guys should like, not sit out the front because you look like itinerants.'
'Well, your mum can suck my dick.'

He looks like he really wants some funk..

POTSCRUBBER!

Argh, the rain is wet !

"I bet you like, have a whole ranking of how cool we are."
"Yeah but the people at like the top are the ones that can deep throat better."
"Fuck yeah, I'm at the top."

I can swallow a whole banana.

I bet there are like, girls at this school that could eat like 7 bananas in a minute.

I just read that wrong and I'm like 'Why would you work in a Vagina?!'

Have you noticed recently noticed that the guys.. have really girly nails ?
I mean, Lukes have always been long but I think that's because he plays guitar

"Blind prostitutes, you really got to hand it to them."
"ROFL Sounds like Cath on a Street corner."
"Hey.. I'm not blind."

You always think everyone owes you stuff. It's cause you're vegan.

Her butt is eating the seat.

The only thing you have to decide is are you gonna have your mouth open with tounge out or just mouth and eyes closed

Lefleur? ..as in those things that you use in the bath?

"Hey, should I invite clancy to that party ?"
"ROFL, why are you even asking me that?"
"I dunno.
Cause I might and then she'll rock up and you'll be all like ooooh bitch,
and then you'll start like fighting,
and everyone will be drunk,
and like what do we do ?
and luke will like freak out cause he'll be really drunk
and think that every has like head traumas and arent breathing and try call the ambulance but then he'll just end up like trying to give clancy mouth to mouth cause he cant find her pulse
then he'll try to find yours and aaron will be really really drunk then punch him in the face for feeling you up and then they'll start fighting
and then jess and nat and sim will jump in because they'll be totally pissed and think they're real ninjas
and then nat will fall over and grab your tits and you'll be like OMG NAT MY TITS
and then aaron will go to punch nat but miss because he's quick and asian and then punch jess instead
and then they'll start fighting and then i'll try to break it up and get like slung into a pole
and then wayne will stop having sex with some prostitute and try to strop jessica from accidentally beating me
and then die.

and that's what'll happen if I dont ask you if i should invite clancy"
"Dude, she will just make shit stupid, lol."
"Okay then. You could've just said that in the first place..
THEN I WOULDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN
every little detail of what would happen."

That's awesome, I want to frame it. I'll call it like 'Pigga del Wayne'. It sounds awesome.

She's so loose when she walks all you hear is 'Flap falppy flap'. If she fell out of an airplane she wouldnt fall very fast because she's so open it's be like a parachute

OH FUCK, GODZILLA.

You can be a bum with amazing art talent. And give all the other bums tattoos with indian ink. And make the bridge you live under pretty

Highfive, we're gothic cunts and emo motherfuckers !

Etn, you're dating a skittle

From a chihuahua to a vacuum cleaner

We need a Zen chicken

I'm nobody's bitch; I'm English

I'm a freakin' arab !

Time to birthday suit up

I'll lock punchy in the face

I'll punch you in your fairy story

Don't make me get my Enth boys on you !

Pop chicka aahhhh

You went on a date with your sisters brother !

Wayne you hard on

Why don't we sell canned water ?!

We're going to go on the airline and be like BITCH GET THAT CANNED WATER. I ONLY CAME ON THIS FLIGHT FOR IT. OH GOD IT'S SO CANNED.

You were like in Super Doctor mode.

The rocks wont stop moving !

Yeahh, you just got penis-whipped.

I went up to her and I was like Merry Christmas and she was like I farking HATE CHRISTMAS

Fucking Gothic Cunts !

It won't work while you're on top.

I HAD crabs. HAD. I hate you lachie.

Next time someone gives me shit for being a vegan im gonna be like 'YEAH WELL I DIDNT GET MENINGITIS SO SUCKED IN'.

Well. get him into boy porn. how the fuck do I make girl porn.

Love me tender, im suave!

FAGGOT, YOU A CUNT RAG TO US ON THE PHONE, NOW I BEAT YOU.... HOLD ON A MINUTE, LET ME JUST GET MY RAPE ON!

I'll crank your shaft !

They have two lips. Unless you're fat. Then they have like a million.

Vaginas are beautiful.

And that's why it cant be 'not high' LOL

Mia, I'm not posing topless !

..and we can wash the sand out of her vagina !

d00d if you didnt get that i was just going to be like 'IVE BEEN BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA FOR A WEEK'

The order goes David, Julia, Zach, Etn, Cassie, Warren, Me, Emma, you then Wayne. Lucky white bastard.

LOL You're so lucky you're like white Wayne, you're always the last one to die

That was like, the biggest pussywhipping. Ever.

There's big crabs at my house

Oh, little wayney wants to watch the cartoons x3

'You need to keep him on like a leash, or in a cage or something.'
'Yeah, I know.'

Pretty sure I'm always right. Even when you're right. I'm still always right.

You're a damn porchmonkey. Yeah, I'm taking it back too

omg you know what. GAME ON MOLE. Game on.

OMFG I knew it was the rabbit the hole time butt

'Yeah?'
'..yeah ?'
'You called for me'
'D00d I said Buttmonkey not Buttface.

Yeahh, we're going to 'study'. Remember to use a 'book'. And to 'write' on the 'paper'.

BELLATRIX is rank

I look like a top deck chocolate when I put my hair up brahh

Shut up mia, you're the skidmark on the underpants of society

Calling you Mai makes you asian. Well, even more asian.

Good luck, you'll just get on your knees and say WHIP IT OUT PETE!

Lovagook avagat wavagayne avagand ivaginsovagult lovagokivakey !

ROVACOLFOVAGOL Lovagokivakey smevagels

Mia, there's weed in my stomach

My knuckles only smack cunts that are worth it

This is no Micky Mouse Course !

Donald duck, never wore pants.
But when he got out of the shower,
He'd put a towel around his waste.
I mean;
wdf?

LOL I know what you can call it man, a McNOTHING ROFLL;;

Hey look you guys, I'm ROFLing.

Hey, I figured out why mine doesn't have many Oreos, it's cause they used them all in your cup

I'm happy with boys coming over, and being in ur room when you live with me, but just no boys on the bed with Mia

Mia, Mia, Mia, Watch me Superman Dat Hoe!!

'There was this bar for uncolored people only.
David walks into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. The bartender replies goes,
"I'm sorry, No colored people allowed"
David looks and says:
"Sir, you have the nerve to call me colored?
When I'm born I'm black,
When I grow up I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I get sick I'm black,
When I get cold I'm black,
When I die I'm black,
But you,
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up your white,
When you go in the sun you're red,
When you get sick you're green
When you get cold you're blue,
When you die you're purple,
And you call me colored ?"
The bartender blinks and then walks off before walking back and replying,

"Okay then. No blacks allowed."

Pass this message on and stop racism.

So you mean you've been getting shit forever and you aren't even German and Jewish ?

ROTFLWTF did you just call me homeslice?

Hey, can anyone else hear a black noise saying 'Giulia, Giulia, Giulia' ?

We can like run across roads and at cars because the car will always serve and hit David

I can be a better clown because I can get my skin whiter easilier.

But if David showed up as a clown everyone would be like OMFG A BLACK CLOWN OH GOD RUNNN, RUUNN.

Only person in darwin with Grillz !

Let me show you my grills.. And my BBQ

Go eat some FUCKING NOODLES THEN.

Oodles of FUCKING NOODLES

Hanging around with them makes you feel old doesn't it

My brother was a brilliant.. Shit !

I thought he was hitting her with a bread of loaf

Cunt and Chicken !

WHY WOULD YOU BE ON TOP OF HIM MIA!

Hey Mia, can we change the bet from Cath's mum to Cath ?

Hey man, I blow dried your underwear.

My brain's still working, I just can't walk man.

MIA ! They can't see you when you do point on the phone

Tom Lanyon is so fine, he's so fine he blows my mind, Tom Lanyon

Almost every person I know has given me head, I get Cath wet all the time and Mia is so 'close to fucking wayne'

Put it in your pocket, put it in your pocket, P-O-C-K-E-T

OMG It's says Spartan on this bag!

I thought you said 'How am I going to get to Pokemon?'

5 trolley poles, 2 baseball bats and 2 gun. I'm serious, two guns. Cept they're BBGuns

I'm going to get a needle and thread and sow her dirty cunt together !

Well you know what bitch? This is sparta

Mia, it's Spartan, not Spartian.

sneaky and unexpected..like the chinese on bikes !

Does coming naked count as coming in costume ?

GET CRUNKKK

You are so going to the party tired !

Her bass is soft..

Never leave your wang unprotected

Im so close to fucking wang !

fuck you, bleed out of your penis for a week and see how you like it, cunt.

Mia, Luke's trying to make out with your dog!

I have to stay with him, he's a robot

Gimme that milk bitch. Better still be cold !

It's got naked people on it and if you watch it you're a pervert!

My arm's on Mia's tits and I think i can feel Tim behind me

The toilet's so far away !

Fart daily? Hah ! I don't even fart weekly

Oooh, I'm Asian, I shit technology

Victor.. Bread Krum.

Top 5 man. Mia's mum farting

..I wonder if his pubes are ginger?

It was just like the start of a horror movie, "...Where's the duck?"

Neville, on the fan, on the fan.

you live in asuarla

one day there was a monkey in the jungle, and he met another monkey, they swung around all day long and all night.
they had so much fun together, because monkeys are perverted they had sex for breakfast lunch and dinner, cause monkeys are like that.
then one day the boy monkey fell out of a tree and died, and the female one humped him on the ground
the end

I was in 'the mood'..... For karate.

You have the world's biggest heart. Stay that way.

They should invent a camera that captures movement and sound.. Wait a minute, nevermind.

You know what's the best feeling ever?.. It's when someone says you were right.

OMFG does my myspace have like 'GIVES GOOD CYBER' written all over it or something??

You're mature Mia..Mature as in X-Rated

...the only reason we lost is cause NSW didn't want to touch QLD for fear of getting AIDS

I MAY BE A WHORE BUT I'M A DAMN GOOD ONE

'SUCK ME AYE'
'WITH PLEASURE [: '

Nurofen My Ass, Panadol Rapid All The Way

Shove A Nurofen Up Your Ass, It Might Relieve the Pain You Are Giving Us In Our Ass

ROTFLOL His Mum is a man. Like Cartmans mum ROTFLOL

I Am Strez, I Have An Asshole Worth Licking HAHAHAH

Well Now, We Have Extablished, That This Girl, Is A Girl Duh, And Has A Fetish Of Grannys, Chicks With Dicks And Animal Fornication.

What are you singing in, b flat, b sharp? Why don't you sing in b quiet!

If a car is God Mode, then a bus is like... Super Mecha God Mode?

Look, Nathaniel, a car! Quick, quick, God mode!

The only reason you're good at math is because you have no soul

'..And then the wolf got four years prison, three on good behavior. And when he got out, he went back to their house and he killed the three little pigs and he ate them good.'

They beat ass.

Riding First Class, on the bus, on the bus

Flying Economy, economy-conomy

My nads just get really itchy over there.

OMFG! WHAT AM I CREDIT KING?

Daltons ballsack is extendable like a seatbelt; and if you pull it too fast it stalls

Kevin is a sexy man !

No, you, shut-up, shut-up, enough talking!

Mia, you were so cute. What happened??!?

OH GOD, EAR RAPE! EAR RAPPPEEE!

I'd take it from Joash.

IgOtIchyAii!

I have a hairy back

Inwardly, I am like a small bird celebrating his 2nd birthing day

I'll cut your fucking tits off

Man, that would be one fucked up bear

He's a late bloomer. A late bloomer all round

You know how she knew? Because she's your soulmate. She just read your mind

God spewed up on the Earth and that created Kate.

Why did you eat all my horse raddish?

There are two historys of Australia; White history, and the truth.

I got so drunk last night it felt like I wiped my stomach over the ass of a third world country.

I swear, you can style the hair on his feet

Bunny Suit is code for Sex. We're having Sex on Monday

OMFG Your nipples are so small.

Drinking from two big black cocks, then threw them in the gutter.

Ooh, you wanna talk about Asians!

Yeah, you're a pokemon, it's like Go Mia! Suck my Dick

You know what? His hair does remind me of pubes

My new MSN Display Name- 'Father Dave is my Hero'

It's like I'm losing my virginity to this doughnut

Let's just have a two minute video of the Krispy Kreme box

Miss, she can't get a drink, she has no soul to quench her thirst

She's just going to shed her skin!

Carrot! SNEAKERS!

Juicy, Juicy, JUICY! Uh, uh