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J'me Proptard

There are 5 different kinds of chairs in this hotel room! KNOCKED UP RULES!!

About Me

Best TV news blooper ever...---------- ---------I'm a brat. I laugh at everything. I'm a damn good detective and I love to gossip. I've been a Vegetarian for 7 years and I like my food like I like my men; Mexican mixed with a little bit of Asian. I grew up in Milwaukee (possibly the most made fun of city in America) but moved to Los Angeles by myself when I was 19 and it feels way more like home than Wisconsin ever did. I'm super independent. I get annoyed quickly by dependent people and people that aren't dependable. I've never done drugs or even smoked a cigarette and I'm never going to. I hate when people give me advice when I don't ask for it. I usually only listen to about half of what people say when they talk to me. The other half of the time I'm daydreaming. I don't censor myself when I talk so I end up getting called a bitch or a pervert a lot. I don't believe there's such a thing as Karma. I make the same mistakes over and over, not because I expect the outcome to change, but because I live for the moment and enjoy the memories whether they're good or bad. "I keep repeating mistakes for souvenirs." I love song lyrics. Certain songs remind me of certain people but mostly of certain places. I think it's dumb when couples go to restaurants and sit on the same side of the table. I honestly think El Caminos are sexy cars. I love having a few cocktails and dancing to 80's music. Giving and receiving gifts is fun. Surprises always rule. I love wrapping presents, even more than I love unwrapping presents. I love road trips, especially last minute ones. I heart going to places that I've never been before. I've fed a bear a bottle of Coke a few times. I work in the prop department for the coolest TV show that there is right now and I absolutely adore everything about my job. My goal is to join the union but also to work on movies that are on location so I can live in different cities for a few months at a time. Another one of my goals is to live in New York City for a year by the time I'm 30(Maybe 35). I'd also like to get married, which means in the future I'd probably also like to get divorced. I want zero kids because I don't like them. I will always want MORE in life and always want something to CHANGE in my life. I want to go back to New Orleans and get a chance to enjoy the beautiful city. I also want to get to hold a Koala. I hate/love that Myspace makes everyone a spy. I have a dirty mind, a dirty mouth, and a dirty apartment but other then that I'm a total lady.------------------------------------------------------- --------

My Interests

------- Laughing, being happy, Drinking with my work friends, Gossiping, 101 Cafe with Alison, Getting fat on Baja Fresh, exploring California, Tuesday Craft Nights, Sunday Flea Markets, Macadangdang, Ugly Betty props, pretty boys with lip piercings or nose piercings, New York City, San Francisco, musicals, Shopping on Melrose with Giselle, Telling Giselle my crazy boyfriend stories and laughing hardcore (which is by far the best therapy), sales at Urban Outfitters, H&M at any price, robbing banks, holding hands.-----------------

I'd like to meet:

----- Gwen Stefani (LOVE HER!), Justin Long (Because he's my future husband and what not), Jennifer Aniston (Because she's my future BFF and what not),Lorne Michaels and Judd Apatow (to work for), Sarah Jessica Parker (Because I've loved her since I was eight), Madonna, hot vegetarian guys, a guy that will buy me flowers for no reason, someone like me, more people like Chase and Ace, maybe a few more Macadangdangs, and anyone who makes me laugh, or anyone who laughs at me. I once met my (at the time) dream man, Paul Walker, who said "I love you" to me, and I couldn't say it back. That's gotta mean something. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------- I DON'T want to meet any conservative Republicans, hunters, liars, psychos, Sadist, OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson, people that don't know how to laugh at themselves, or guys on Myspace who take pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror without their shirts on. (probably the reason I've always liked hispanic boys...)----- (she's simply breath taking)----------------------------------------------------- --- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------
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Music:

No Doubt, The Killers, Taking Back Sunday, Avenged Sevenfold, Interpol, Editors, Garbage, 80's music (especially 80's Madonna), Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Bravery, 311 (which is also my birthday), Kate Nash, Foreigner, Cosio, and almost everything on KROQ. Definitely NOT John Mayer, rap, country, or anything else that makes me want to kill myself. ------------ My favorite song has always been and always will be "Magic Man" by Heart.

Movies:

----------- The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Elf, Death Becomes Her, Chicago, my No Doubt Rock Steady concert dvd, Interview with the Vampire, Sunset Blvd, Pirates of the Caribbean (only the first one), Cry-Baby, Office Space, Jeepers Creepers, Clueless, Bruce Almighty, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Shopgirl, Pleasantville, The Wedding Singer, Edward Scissorhands, the Santa Clause, the Fast and the Furious, Citizen Kane, the Craft (yes, I did just list Citizen Kane in between The Fast and the Furious and The Craft!), Hocus Pocus, Beetle Juice, and Bowling for Columbine. Or anything else I think is good.

Television:

------ FREAKS AND GEEKS, FRIENDS, Saturday Night Live, Sex and the City, Three's Company, I love Lucy, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, Weeds, Pushing Daisies, and a butt load of others. UGLY BETTY!!!!!!!!!

Books:

---------- "Wannabe: a Hollywood Experiment" by Jamie Kennedy, "Sex and the City" by Candace Bushnell, and "Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin" by Paul Feig. I really only like autobiographies. ...Penis Pokey is a must read though. Even though the book has no words. Oh, and "He's Just Not That Into You." I know that book sounds stupid, but it's funny and made me feel good. Also, last but not least(and not related to any of these other books in any way) "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, Gwen Stefani, Tina Fey, my Mom/best friend (insert 'aww' here), and Vegetarians. Shit, I'm my own hero too. So is my 10th grade English teacher Mr.Chevako for encouraging me to be the foulmouthed lady that I am today. And also the characters on "Sex and the City" because they get together and have cocktails in the afternoon & that's just fabulous.---------

My Blog

Gods Marble accepted to Cannes Film Festival

YAY!God’s Marble (the short movie I was the Prop Master on last summer) has been accepted to Cannes Film Festival in France! ...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:11:00 PST

11 EMMY Nominations for BETTY!

Emmy nominations were announced this morning.  "UGLY BETTY" received 11!!! check out all the other nominees at: http://www.emmys.tv/awards/2007pt/59thnominations.php I love that "Dick in a Box" ...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Vegas: 3rd Time's A Charm.

This past weekend I went to Vegas with Giselle and it was so much fun!  This was my 3rd time going to Vegas, but the 1st time I had fun.  Third time's a charm! We got to Vegas on Friday at a...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

Golden Globe Nominations Announced!

"Ugly Betty" has been nominated for 2 Golden Globes!  The Award show will air live January 15th 2007 on NBC.  I can't even believe that I'm so lucky to work on this show with these amaz...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

"Ugly Betty" parody on SNL!!!!

OMG I'm so excited!!  SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE did an "UGLY BETTY" parody last Saturday on Weekend Update!!  Watch it on: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/   ...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST

The city I never liked & the band I love

This past week I was back "home" in Milwaukee and thought I'd post a few pictures since basically none of my friends know what It looks like.  Especially Chase who thinks that Milwaukee is filled...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:11:00 PST

I was born two weeks late is that why I hesitate?

I still think that "Return of Saturn" by No Doubt is the best written CD of all time.  The lyrics fricken kill me.     Click here for lyrics...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST

one of the reasons I'm blond

Yay!!!I GOT A TICKET TO GO SEE THE WORLD'S COOLEST PERSON; GWEN STEFANI AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL ON OCTOBER 21ST!! ...
Posted by J'me Proptard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST