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[Marital Status] Read on dummy!
[Shoe size] 12 Ha ha ha ha
[Parents still together] Hell to the no! But I love my pops!
[Siblings] Too many mention...poppa was a rolling stone!
[Pets] Dog...shout ut to fluffy!!!
FAVORITES
[Color] Black, Red and Blue
[Number] 7
[Animal] Crab
[Drinks] Long Island Ice Tea!!! Gets the job done!
[Soda] Fruit Punch
[Book] Dutch
[Flower] Yellow Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Hell No!
[Twirl your hair?] Am I gay?
[Have tattoos?] Yup, too many to name
[Have Piercings?] Yup
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Sure did...who's black that didnt?
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink but don't smoke.....or do I? Lmao
[Like roller coasters?] Hell no!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sure do
[Want more piercings?] HELL NO
[Like cleaning?] Nope...pay a maid!
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Sure do
[Know how to drive?] Somewhat
[Own a cell phone?] Tmobile Sidekick 2
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Do I? It's 4am and i'm still on!
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Am I black? Sure have, won some, lost some
[Considered a life of crime?] Only when i'm broke and watch Dead Presidents!
[Considered being a hooker?] Hell no!
[Lied to someone?] Yup! Sorry though
[Been in love?] Yes and it hurts at the end!
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah....
[Been in lust?] All day!!! Lmao, joking!
[Used someone] Nah, not my style!
[Been used?] Hell yeah..."movies and a dinner" sound familiar?
[Been cheated on?] Sure have....college was a bitch!
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Nah, wouldn't want it done to me.
[Stolen anything?] Am I black? Yes....from hotels...
[Held a gun] Am I from brooklyn? Sure did.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Shorts and basketball jersey
[Current mood] Tired
[Current taste] Liquor...i'm a lush
[What you currently smell like] Egyptian Musk!!!!
[Current hair] Briads...any female that braids in NYC holla!!! I pay!
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Sleeping......gotta work 2morrow!
[Current cd in stereo] Neo-Soul
[Last book you read] Deadly Regin..that shit was good!
[Last movie you saw] Get Rich Or Dye Trying
[Last thing you ate] Chicken and Rice
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My boy bezo, check out his page!
[Do drugs?] No, i'm not stupid!
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Lmao, don't know and don't care, as long as they don't come here!
Remember your first love?] Yup, sure do....I still got love for her.
[Still love him/her?] Yup, but not like that.
[Read the newspaper?] Yeah, I work in mid-town manhattan
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Nah, i'm good!
[Believe in miracles?] Sure do, Samaya was my miracle
[Do well in school?] If I put my mind into it.
[Wear hats] All the time!
[Hate yourself?] Not at all...love myself
[Have an obsession?] Yup...can't say though....lmao..you think of it
[Collect anything?] Panties.....lmao
[Have a best friend?] Sure do
[Close friends?] Sure do
[Like your handwriting?] Sure do
[Care about looks] Depends on the person
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] I was in elementary school...her name was Diana!
[First kiss] Nah, I don't remember that.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Depends....
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yeah..holla at me
[Are you a tease?] Sure is....
[Too shy to make the first move?] Sometimes....after a few drinks though..it's a different story!
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole] I can be an Asshole
[sarcastic] King of it.
[Angel] Nah
[Devil] Nah
[Shy] Nope
[Talkative] Depends on the person i'm talking to!
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First Name: Lorenzo
Middle Name: Don't have one
Birthday: July 7th 1981
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Fav color: Blue
Day/Night: Night....all the good stuff happens at night!
Fave Food: Look at me.....anything...lmao
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Yup, Michael, Anthony...the bad boys name
Do you like anyone? Lmao, is that a trick question?
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? You don't know him!!!! But it would be Bezo for people who do know
Who's the loudest? Dont hang with loud people!
Who have you known the longest of your friends? DJ Blade
Who's the shyest: Me
Are you close to any family members? Yup...H&D holla!!!!!
When you cried the most: During the Lion King!!! They didnt have to kill Mutsapha like that!
What's the best feeling in the world: Payday and Tax returns...lmao
Worst Feeling: When the bills come in!
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: sand at the beach while we watch the sun set, holding each other hands!!!!
Let's run through: the streets butt ass naked while people look at us cause it's the middle of the day in midtown manhattan!
Let's look at the: people in line, while we walk right to the front and dare someone to say something just to start a fight!!!
What a nice: big toe you have!!! Lmao
Where did all the: money go you damn hoe!!!!
Why can't you: just say fucking NO? Why you gotta buy everything you see you damn hoe!!!!!
Silly, little: hoe, tricks are for kids!!!!
Tell me: where my money at hoe!!! Get the point? Rotflmao
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: Nah, all the food is at home, why would I leave?
Pictured your crush naked: Hell yeah, all the time since I was 8....I remember her now.......
Skipped school: Lmao, sure did, skipped gym 4 yrs straight!!!
Broken someone's heart: I think I did, they didn't call me the overweight lover P.O.P. for nothing!
Been in love: Yes, then got crushed.....
Cried when someone died: Yes, thats what normal people do
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yes, but I still got hope for Monica!!!!
Done something embarrassing: Who hasn't?
Done a drug: Lmao, I plea the 5th
Cried in school: Nah, had an image to keep!!! Lmao
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: My tattoo's....all of them
Person You Hate Most: Don't hate no one, just don't like certain people
Best Thing That Has Happened: Samaya Skye Greene...September 3rd 2005
Ice Cream: Vanilla
WHO Makes you laugh the most: My daughter
Makes you smile: My daughter
Has A Crush On You: If I knew it wouldn't be a crush right?
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Lmao, that's for me to know and you to find out!
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Nope, know too much about her!!!!
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yeah
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yeah, go poppy, go poppy!!!!
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Lmao, I plea the 5th due to they might be reading this...lmao.....just joking
Been rejected: . NEVER
Been in love?: Yes
Been used?: YES
Done something you regret?: Not really
Cheated on someone?: Yeah, but it was only because I had to....lmao
Been called a tease: Yeah, but I don't think so....
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: She know who she is.....
You talked to on the phone?: My mother.....awwwwww....lol
You hugged?: My neice
You instant messaged?: My boy dayday
You kissed?: Fluffy....lmao
You yelled at?: My damn dog fluffy!!!! Lol
Who text messaged you?: My boy bezo
Who broke your heart?: My ex, that's the reason why she's an ex
Who told you they loved you?: My daughter.....she said "dada" that means she love me...lol
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