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Cris

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About Me

I am married and have a 4 year old son. I am a hermit! =)

My Interests

Koi ~~~ Koi Ponds ~~~ Sewing ~~~ Carpentry ~~~ Wood Working ~~~ Interior Design ~~~ Interior Decorating ~~~ Online Auctions ~~~ Fishing ~~~ My Goats ~~~ Landscaping ~~~ Gardening ~~~ Sex and the City ~~~ CSI

I'd like to meet:

Joaquin Phoenix =P Yum! ~~~ Chris Noth ~~~Damn....gotta love me some BIG ~~~ Stuart Townsend ~~~ Sean Connery ~~~ Clancy Brown (don't ask me why) ~~~ My number 1 would be Elvis....but I guess I am a little late for that one!

Music:

Pretty much anything except for jazz and gospel (Don't get me wrong, I love God but can't get into that music).....Elvis ~~~ Roy Orbison ~~~ 2 Live Crew ~~~ Outkast ~~~ Queen ~~~ Johnny Cash ~~~ 2 Pac ~~~ Al Green ~~~ Charlie Pride ~~~ Conway Twitty ~~~ Pink Floyd ~~~ George Jones ~~~ Staind ~~~ Seether ~~~ Ray Charles ~~~ 3 Doors Down ~~~ Akinyele ~~~ Chevelle ~~~ Perfect Circle ~~~ Chicago ~~~ Ciara ~~~ Disturbed ~~~ Echo and the Bunnymen ~~~ Journey ~~~ Mos Def ~~~ Lit ~~~ Nickelback ~~~ Trick Daddy ~~~ Ol Dirrty Bastard ~~~ Prince ~~~ Phil Collins ~~~ Solomon Burke ~~~ The Cure ~~~ Otis Redding ~~~ Soggy Bottom Boys ~~~ East Side Boyz ~~~ REO Speedwagon ~~~ Anything doo wop or 50's.....I was meant to be a teen in the 50's....the clothes, music, era, cars, and just lifestyles in general ROCKED!

Movies:

Anything horror....I have the weird thing for vampire and exorcism movies

Television:

CSI, Sex and the City, anything HGTV

Books:

What? Why read when I can watch it......lol.... I am really bad about reading anything other then my gossip mags. The last book I have read is "MILDEW: Mother-In-Laws Do Everything Wrong" It's pretty good too. Makes me feel better about my situation.

Heroes:

My Momma, Daddy, Fred Ketner, and Pope John Paul

My Blog

My First Tattoo

I got my first tattoo yesterday. It is on the side of my left foot (obviously) It says, "Pray Faithfully without Ceasing" in Hebrew. Picture is very blurry.....didn't really have the time to get a b...
Posted by Cris on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:19:00 PST

WOW........5 Years!

With so much going on...... I forgot to post that Mark and I had our 5 Year Wedding Anniversary! Boy, how time flies! lol      ...
Posted by Cris on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

For those who pray

Please say a prayer for my daddy, Bob. He has been diagnosed with Leiomyosarcoma in his spine. I totally believe in prayer in numbers and know that God is the only one who can heal him. Thank you so ...
Posted by Cris on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

Every WhoDown in Who-villeLiked Christmas a lot...But the Grinch,Who lived just North of Who-ville,Did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!Now, please don't ask why. No one qui...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

That Bastard's back!

That freakin Great Blue Herion was here this morning trying to eat my koi. That piece of shit ate all of my koi, minus one, like 4 years ago. So far he has came back each fall ever since. I caught hi...
Posted by Cris on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

Off to the beach I go!

Howdy Y'all! The title, once again, says it all! To anyone that has written me or posted a comment in the last 2 weeks or a little more.....I am not ignoring you.....I just haven't had the time to re...
Posted by Cris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

In-Laws are in Town!

Well that pretty much sums it up! The In-Laws are in from New York til Oct. 3. That's 11 fun filled days! »~ Later ~«  
Posted by Cris on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

Psycho girlfriend attempts to off her man's MySpace friend!?!?!?!?!

 Psycho girlfriend attempts to off her man's MySpace friend for being female and blah blah blah.... you have to read this crap!  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0914061myspace1.htm...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

4 Year Wedding Anniversary!

Mark and I just had our 4 Year Wedding Anniversary August 24! WOO HOO! 4 long damn years........lol =) No.... all joking aside.....I just keeps getting better! Its even longer if you count the time w...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

10 Days without a Cigarette!!!!!!!!

Well the title says it all! This is my second attempt. I only lasted 3 days the last time. I finally broke and smoked instead of killing my husband. Didnt want to go to prison, that would surely make ...
Posted by Cris on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST