Bodies and Love |
I don't often write blogs on myspace with any kind of thought or purpose or objective. I tend to rant comically allowing humor to cloak any real issues in my life. I avoid exposure with a ...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:57:00 PST |
foooof minooooten |
If a two-foot, wild-bearded, wizardly half-man gave you five minutes to travel anywhere...where whould you go?
Don't pick space...I picked space...space was a really bad choice.
I have five min...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST |
mephistomofo |
Twenty minutes, friends, is all I have left on my lunch. I checked my email. I checked my myspace. I looked up stuff on the interweb. I drank copious amounts of coffee. I ate two bad sausages. I farte...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST |
Thin things (such as snakes and porno plots) |
Fuck College! Wouldn't it be peachy if we could take all the murderers and raperists and gravelly voiced hitch-hikers and mimes and clowns and clown/mime hybrids and republicans and eskimos and drunk...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST |
I cure cancer with coffee...what do you do? |
Fall is pretty. So am I. I was wondering if any of you would be interested in buying me an ice cream and talking to me about what makes you tick. I hate that you tick...people who ti...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Whips and Beards and some Eyes |
I was going through my old blogs; giving them some "yard time" in the prison of my brain and I realized I haven't the feintest glimmer of the the tiniest particalates of a clue about...anything.
I gue...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST |
The lonesome plight of the ice fishermen |
I have yet to contribute a noble sacrafice for the betterment of mankind...if you think this blog will be such a sacrafice...your absolutely correct.
I am the most important person I know. I hav...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST |
wickedness and putty |
There was a time behind all the sparkle and sheen when man (and the ladies) swam at the bottom of the ocean and ate salt sticks...that's not really true in the "truthful" sense but it does however gri...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST |
Wastefullness |
There was a time, it seems like years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. No offense to these "terrable lizards" but perhaps if they hadn't roamed so much and settled down, got jobs, and ...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST |
A brief history of briefness |
When I wake up in the morning I go into the nearest bathroom (one never knows, for certain, where one might sleep) and I look at myself and wonder "What if I'm a werewolf and I ate a deer last night?&...
Posted by Andy: Son of Claw on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST |
