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Linda

Blondes really do have more fun!!

About Me

I used to be a tombay but now I'm turning into more of a girly girl. I was afraid of my shadow when I was a kid. I also took a dump in the tub at three and then screamed bloody murder at the floating monster. I've wanted twins since I was five years old. I used to live in Cleveland up until October '06 when we relocated to Tampa, Florida. I love it here with my husband, Chris and all our babies, Elvis Smelvis, Jackie Poo, Charlie Bucket, and Stinky Poo (she doesn't stink anymore) I quit smoking in March '06 and I don't think I'll ever start up again. I LOVE breakfast food, especially omelets that take up the whole plate. I am addicted to chips and movie theatre popcorn. When my husband and I go out to the movies we buy the heffer size popcorn and he gets at best three handfuls. My bestest friend is Cassius. She's really cool and she is going to help me get out of the 70's sometime soon with my hair (yeah right!!). I have two speeds -on and off. I'm either running around like a chicken with my head cut off or I'm asleep. When I sleep, I have fucked up dreams like people chasing me or premonition dreams that are real creepy. I say creepy a lot. Can I clockle to clockle? I hate getting up in the morning because whatever the most overplayed song is on the radio, it will get stuck in my head and I can not go back to sleep. I am not into anything too fancy. I said I would still ride my bike when I got my drivers license but it is rusty as fuck and has not been riden since. I once hit a garbage man with my mom's car. She wasn't too happy about it to say the least. Especially because I did not tell her and she found out when a cop called the house. I like to get really drunk on occasion and have been known to strip in front of everyone whether they want to see it or not. I have seen ghosts since I was about seven years old. In fact, I see them a lot. My biggest fear is being stuck in a broken down elevator with a pregnant lady. If I could live anywhere it would be Savannah, Georgia even though I don't know much about it. But it's really pretty there. I have always had the dream of going to the Statue of Liberty but taking the steps all the way to the top. I love ice cream- a hole carton with a spoon, chocolate chip cookie dough please!!! When we buy it I always scoop out the cookie dough secretly and then cover up my tracks and pretend like the ice icecream company screwed us again. I have lost about 80 pounds in the two years. I hate when people say I am anorexic. Do anorexics eat a half gallon of ice cream in three sittings? Every morning for breakfast, I east bacon, a whole damn plateful. And for lunch, a bacon sandwich and I usually DRINK my dinner!! I wish I had a billion dollars. I would totally quit my job and become a princess and do nothing but shop for new clothes and shoes and BLING BLING!! My husband, Chris bought me a beautiful engagement ring. It's so unlike anybody else's and that's what I like about it ebcause I think I'm totally different then everybody else. I picture everybody with Barbie crotches because I think private parts are gross. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude but I think private parts look like aliens. And pink tacos. And cantaloupes. And balls are the wierdest!! They're creepy!! I say creepy a lot!

My Interests

I have no life because I have OCD. I love animals, elephants are my favorite. I love being outside at a parks, ponds, hiking, and the beach!! Nature is just so gorgeous I can't help but get immersed in it. I love music and singing.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that is a real genuine cool fun person and not a stuck up bitch or fake. I HATE fake people. All the cool people I left behind in Ohio. I miss everybody like crazy but there's no way I'd ever move back there. It will always be home though but, I'd prefer the beach over snow anyday. I'd really like to meet Ellen. I think she's hillarious. She does anything and doesn't care what people think about her. And how could you not love that? I'd also love to meet Racheal Ray. I really would have liked it if she had catered my wedding but we couldn't really afford that, who could? Fergie-what else do I need to say-she's hot!!
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Music:

Almost anything except for opera, country, whiney boy bands, and bands like Gwar. I LOVE MUSIC. I always rock out in my car, especially to Fergie. I think she's so sexy and her music is fun. I really like Missy Elliot. I think all her music is so unique. I also like Britney but we'll see how good her new stuff will be.

Movies:

My favorite movie of all time is Field of Dreams. I also like Rat Race, Road Trip, Serial Mom, Death Becomes Her, The Goonies, Kung Pow King of the Chicken, Dirty Work, Meet the Parents, and Monster's Inc. I pretty much stick to comedies. I like scary movies, like ghost movies but not slasher flicks. They give me the creeps.

Television:

My number one show is Grey's Anatomy. I love how the talk in the beginning sounds stupid but is very poignant by the end of the show. I also like the music they play. I love watching Ellen. She can turn a bad day around with her corny jokes. I also really like interesting factual tv shows like on the history, biography, and health channels. I also like Till Death and ghost whisperer.

Books:

To be real honest with you, I really don't have time to read. I do like Nicholas Sparks though.

Heroes:

My grandpa and my grandma were awesome people-let them rest in peace. My father in law, Bob is a hero to me because he always looks on the bright side of things and can help you out in any situation. And you gotta love the flapover. My mom for being able to raise a family, work full time, and go to school and finish her nursing degree. My dad for supportin his family when he was young. George Bush- JUST JOKING!

My Blog

FLORIDA ROCKS!!!

Well we've been living in Florida now for the past four months and I LOVE IT!!!  I would never move back to Ohio, only come to visit.  The pay scale is a little lower here but there are many...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

Memories of my best friend ever

Today would be my grandpas 88th birthday, but he passed away six years ago.  I use today not as a day to be sad, even though I do miss him dearly.  My grandfather was one of the most influen...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

We're outta here bitches!!

Hey hey everybody!!  We're outta here in a week now so I wanted to take a minute before I forget and tell everyone that I LOVE YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY!!  I will be thinking of all of you brushin...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

I have a nephew!!

Hey, hey!  I have a nephew now!!  Chris's sister gave birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy yesterday!  He is absolutely perfect!!  10 fingers, 10 toes, the whole works!!  Hi...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

Our WEDDING!!

I got married!!  They say that it is good luck to have rain on your wedding, well I got married on Friday!!  Right when we got the storm of the century so we must be real damn  lucky!!&...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

I'M ENGAGED!!!!

Hey everybody!! I haven't written a blog before but I have to spread the news-I"M ENGAGED!!!  Chris popped the question last night and I of course said yes!!  We have been together for almos...
Posted by Slim Zoltar on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:28:00 PST