I'm The Cookie Dough Mannn!

Well theres a lot to say. Im 24 years old living with my wife and high school sweetheart Linda. This girl has litterally changed my life, she really is my everything. I am so honored to be able to spend the rest of my life with her. I have four kids, Elvis, Charlie, Jack, and Stinky. They are my best buds even though they are incontinent at times! I hate to work, but I like the money. I am very easily frustrated and overwhelmed. I love superman ice cream! I am obsessed with b-rated horror movies and carnival food. I hate being a server, but love the tips. I hate people who think George W is a fucking god!!!!! I want all the gold!!! My favorite color is black, but I do like red too. I really want more tattoos, I think they are amazing. I recently lost a lot of wieght and I'm fucking hott now!!! I have a little trust issues, which causes me to get burned easily. I hate drama, but it seems as if its always around me. I love Cassie and Ben, they are by far two cool people with a creepy addiction to anything furry. I want to travel, but I am afraid of airplanes. I hate roller coasters b/c of the hieghts thing. I love SNL. I hate people who make fun of you for burning down, but then go get drunk every night. I love that I can finally fit into mall clothing, but I hate the prices!!! I love Kate Edwards and cannot wait to see that nig! I have a lot of issues, but who doesnt. I have no ass to hold up pants, but I do poop a lot. I love my parents so much, they are fucking amazing. I hate wiping off my car in the winter. I hate when people complain that the grand slam breakfast is 3.99. It went up 1 dollar in 10 years, get the fuck over it. I hate other peoples kids, but I really want a chinese mohawk baby. I hope one day I'll have a six pack. I hate wiggers, pull up your pants nig!!! I hope that I'm a cool dad, but not too cool. I love being a burnout hippy, hehe!!!! I am obsessed with graphic tees, trust me I have every one. I hope that now that I'm in Florida I dont get eaten by an alligator and become alligator shit. I really want a ferrot. I also want a snake, but my snake is pretty damn mighty. I someday hope to become a professional photographer. I love to watch stupid MTV shows 20 times over. I love city chicken, and mashed potaters!!!!!! I one day would like to bathe in corn with somebody. I am a freak, but I rock man!!!