hitchin a ride! |
woot woot im in college!!
so like how about these two different girls met me on facebook and then each decided we should hangout! unfortunetly, neither was a rapist. but its all good.
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Posted by PRAVlN on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST |
down the crapper |
that damn "Do it Yourself Manual." so im followin the instructions on removing a toilet for some home maintainance. I start out pretty well.... step 1... loosen bolt amabugger here... oh crap wha...
Posted by PRAVlN on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST |
Ray Kroc can suck my left nut. |
Yeah so i got fired from McDonalds.
yeah i was there for about a month tops.
yeah so i pretty much suck at life.
oh well. on an unrelated note i got 4's on 5 different AP tests. tha...
Posted by PRAVlN on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST |
oh mickey ur so fine. |
When it comes to pleasing you, a contortionist prostitute really bends over backwards.
-p.boesh
workin at Mickey D's now... how awesome. i need some job related pick up lines.... how bout "let me coo...
Posted by PRAVlN on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST |
more than u can shake a spear at |
Those kids on the cover of the connect four box really suck at playing connect four.
OK I GET IT!! There are X number of ways to make a girl happy involving different methods of giving...
Posted by PRAVlN on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Special Dark |
So im at the grocery store and i notice that the girl who's checking me out at the register is totally checking me out at the register. Or at least i thought she was. So her manager is like "hey...
Posted by PRAVlN on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:55:00 PST |
burnin up da track |
yeah... so im just standin around at the track meet like joe cool talkin to a girl when my little bro runs over to me, throws his water bottle at me and is like "Hey dumbass! see t...
Posted by PRAVlN on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST |
2nd heat now! |
Oooooh crap. Remember that 400 meter dash thing i was tellin u about? well apparently my time was good enough to bump me up two heats. now im in the second heat! This is good but im gonna have to...
Posted by PRAVlN on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:44:00 PST |
Dog in (4th) heat. |
yknow im still workin on this whole girl issue. right. i used to have a pic of me in a swimsuit but i decided that might just be too much. Girls would be obsessed with my supple masculinity. Theyd be ...
Posted by PRAVlN on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST |
not fair |
rrgh dammit those myspace porn dealers tricked me! girl is like "you seem like a sweet guy" so i get all excited and then i realize she just wants to sell me porn. oh. im so stupid and lonely.Arent th...
Posted by PRAVlN on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST |
