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The Dude

Good times, good times.

About Me

I have 7 reptiles, some say im alcoholic, im really easy to get along with, im always having a good time no matter what im doing, i don't like to worry about shit, and i think you can make anything funny if you say if right.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: 06 Dec 82'
Birthplace: Martinez, California
Current Location: Utah. Shut up, you don't know me
Eye Color: I think Brown, I've been told Hazel
Hair Color: Red
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, English, Scotish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel toes
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: Rejection and jews; they're sneaky
Your Perfect Pizza: Round Table Moui Zoui
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live by myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aahh, Im not a dork
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's this in my bed?
Your Best Physical Feature: My jaw line
Your Bedtime: Whenever i fall down
Your Most Missed Memory: Stetsuns and drunk friendships
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell like a motherfucker
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the location
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Cigars when im drunk
Do you Swear: Fuckin....yeah
Do you Sing: Fuckin....no
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesn't ya stinky bastard?
Have you Been in Love: As far as I know, yes
Do you want to go to College: I'd rather finish it
Do you want to get Married: As long as she doesn't ever get fat
Do you belive in yourself: Certain aspects
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: resonably, im a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: Close, but I splurge occasionally
Do you get along with your Parents: NO, but they like me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Who cares, your gay
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, my tool
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A little
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Marijuana isn't a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does staring at a girl at the gym count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in the past 6 years
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: does masterbating on a web cam count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: come on, seriously, did you see my pic?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, im not gay
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, im not 13
Ever been Drunk: as im typing, yes
Ever been called a Tease: i wish bitches wanted my cock that much
Ever been Beaten up: i have 2 older brothers, so yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: With a boner
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An awsome Dad
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares, do they fuck good?
Favourite Hair Color: who cares, do they fuck good?
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length, do they fuck good?
Height: 5 - 5'10"
Weight: depends on height, but no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: hopefully they like to look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: not counting alcohol, shrooms, or pot, 2
Number of CDs I own: 120
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 9 or so
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5 I can think of
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My Interests

Drinking, Boobies, and having an erection is super sweet.

I'd like to meet:

Your face to my ass!!!!!!!!!! Assface. And Sluts. I NO FUNTION ALCOHOL WELL WITHOUT

Music:

Korn, Godsmack, The Doors, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, AC/DC, Blood Hound Gang, Led Zeplin, Motley Crue, Pink Floyd, etc.

Movies:

My favorite thing!! I like Quentin Tarantino, the Farrelly and Coen brothers and tons of classics like Goodfellas, True Romance, Star Wars and Boondock Saints. I also love awsomely bad movies like They Live, Freeway, and Tremors are fantastic.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob, mostly cartoons.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, and i know im a fucking dork but i've read each Harry Potter twice. Shut up, you don't know me. Read them yourself before you laugh. Fine, Fuck you, I hate you!!!!!

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Captain America, and Jesus.

My Blog

11 important myspace rules

11 rules of myspace one.If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under you picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""arnt i hot"doesn't convince anyone.two.To the people who ...
Posted by The Dude on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST