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The Great Ridiculi

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About Me

I'm just like everyone else except I'm a dendrophiliac (just kidding, tree-huggers). I eat , I sleep, I work, I get fucked up, sometimes enjoy a game of Risk, and like I said before, I LOVE BUSTIN' OUT THE TEQUILA!!! Any one for a shot or three???? And has anyone seen my bong, I seem to have misplaced it?Obviously, I enjoy smoking weed and partaking of liquid libations. If you have any problem with either activity, go fuck yourself and leave me alone. I'm exhausted of the masses of stupidity who email me with suggestions of better uses of my time. You are just bothered because I will do as I wish even if said activities are illegal.Also, if you are not a real person and you are just using myspace to get things like people to sign-up for something; (ie. nude photos,dating sites,xxx shit) don't waste your time or mine by trying to befriend me. You belittle yourself(which I honestly couldn't care less about) and myself as well. If you are really looking for friends, then you may attempt to communicate with me.
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Just to let you know, I believe there are three types of people in this sorry excuse for an existence. 1.My friends-You know who you are. I would bleed for you or make someone else bleed for you. 2.Aquaintances-For one reason or another I have to tolerate you. I work with you, or your my friend's friend or other such nonsense. 3.And finally, last and certainly least, there are simply People. I couldn't give two shit's about people. You can fuck off and die. I hate People. You suck. Leave me alone. By the way, people are anyone I don't know.Your results:
You are Magneto Magneto 94% Apocalypse 85% Dark Phoenix 78% Riddler 77% The Joker 70% Dr. Doom 66% Venom 64% Lex Luthor 63% Catwoman 61% Juggernaut 60% Mystique 52% Poison Ivy 50% Two-Face 48% Green Goblin 40% Kingpin 40% Mr. Freeze 36% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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My Interests

As i so elegantly stated previously, one of my favorite things to do, is just to hang out with a couple friends smoking some greens and taken some shots. Most of the time I will drink Jose Cuervo but that doesn't mean I won't drink almost whatever is passed in my direction. That's kind of how I view life. You have things that you prefer and generally stick to but it doesn't mean you shouldn't try new things. That is why I will try almost anything once. For example , I have cracked jokes on friends of mine in the past for having an account on some online get-together. Yet here I am here now, years later doing, exactly something I used to laugh at. I embraced something new to me. Though I must admit there were twofold reasons; one, for the experience and two, to meet more people. You can never have too many friends.I also have come to enjoy the art of the sword. As such I'm always looking for new dueling partners. I will provide the weaponry if you provide the practice dummy, heh heh. Also, I am now practicing Muay Thai; Thai kickboxing. It is the newest passion in my life and I enjoy it thoroughly. I'm modifying my lifestyle to accomodate more training because I believe I can do great things. So, not only can I embarrass you in weapon combat but I can destroy you in hand-to-hand. I think I might try some amatuer tournament bouts in the next year or so. But we will see how it goes. I do not want to get ahead of myself. My major drive right now is training. It is the most important thing in my life. Not just physically, but mentally. I am trying to follow the code of the Samurai but it is difficult because a lot of it is contrary to my inner self. However, I will push myself to the brink in my quest for perfection. I deserve nothing less.Recently, a new interest of mine has been the Morgue. It's a Gothic dance club on Wednesdays and my friends and I have started going religiously. I love to go on the dance floor and rip that shit open. Honestly, my friend Olivia and I are some of the best dancers there. Give me some glowsticks and step back because I'm about to blow up all over the place. Fetish Parties are fun, too. And I also enjoy a good bout of Shadowrun and Dungeons and Dragons, though I haven't played in over a year. Also, I like humiliating friends in public, harrassing co-workers, and scaring small children. Did I mention projectile puking?

I'd like to meet:

Mr Hanky, Godzilla, Marmaduke, Count Chocula, and the Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza guy. He seems like good company.Also, the Noid. The old Domino's pizza mascot. Whatever happened to that crazy bitch. Mmmmm, pizza. I got the munchies. Oh yeah, and anyone that can kiss their own ass.

Music:

To open up on such a subject such as this one, you kind of have to be direct. It's usually best not to get lost on a rant and lead someone on talking about a bunch of random nonesense. Anyways, I have always found it to be quite annoying but was never really sure how others might respond to such a stimuli. Curious, isn't it?My favorite band is Tool. To me, they are musical geniuses. I enjoy their heavy bass lines, haunting lyrics, and dark melodies. They have been my favorite band ever since I was 15. Before then, I didn't know music. I also came to find many of my other favored bands as well. For another, Nine Inch Nails. I also like both Rob and White Zombie, Korn (only until they released Untouchables), Bush, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Disturbed, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Type-O Negative, the Cure, Black Sabbath, n Offspring. These are only a few, there are many others that I am unable to think of at the moment.

Television:

The only things I watch on television are Adult Swim, Comedy Central, some of the movie channels, and stuff like national geographic, the discovery channel, the science channel, and things of that nature. The two shows that I will watch over anything else have to be South Park and the Family Guy. Giggity, giggity, giggity. I have also started watching Ninja Warrior on G4. A great show by the way. Like a Japanese version of American Gladiators. Mark my words, one day I will compete on that show. I may not win but I'll be there.


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Books:

I am a fantasyophile. I like to read a lot of books set in the Forgotten Realms world. You can find them in any bookstore in the sci/fi fantasy section. I am also a huge fan of Tolkien. Only one of the greatest authors ever. I read the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Hobbit last year and was absolutely enchanted. He is seriously the best author ever. I am also a huge fan of R. A. Salvatore and all the work he has done for Drizzt the dark elf. If you have never heard that name then you have no idea what you are missing. I also used to read Dragonlance when I was younger but it is not what it used to be. The first novel that I ever read was the Legend of Huma by Richard Knaak. Another amazing talent. After I read that book I started reading. I didn't read so much before then because I did not find anything that interested me. Now Walter Kauffman. A very difficult read. The Watchmen by Allan Moore is also an amazing read. I'm totally Rorshac.

Heroes:

Respect my authoritay.Other heroes include Drizzt Do-Urden, Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe, Bobcat Goldwaith, John Lovitz, Chris Farley, Boba Fett, General Grievous, Spider-Man, Batman, Conan the Barbarian, J.R.R. Tolkien, R.A. Salvatore, Richard Knaak, Tool (the band), Peter Griffin, Vlad the Impaler, my parents, Jarlaxle, Miyamoto Musashi, Sun-Tzu, Nietzche, King Leonidas, Spider-man, Iron-man, and anyone who has stood alone against impossible odds, knew they would lose, and faced them anyway.

My Blog

You Know Who You Are

I hit the bag and think of you Everything you put me through All the favors I have done All the times we had fun Are behind me now I still wonder how  It all came to this And all this sour b...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:23:00 PST

Warrior in training.

I have now entered the wonderful world of martial arts. I have been taking Muay Thai lessons since the 16th of this month. I train at a Jiu-Jitsu center which has hired a world reknowned Mua...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

Beautiful Apathy

I want to feel something Other than the sorrow Which has numbed me Everyday I lose a piece of myself Lost on the gravestone of yesterday Another layer of skin shed Soon too much will be...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

Eye Boogers

I have seen through the toxic cloud of doubt I have listened past it's piteous moans I have tasted of it's acrid backwash I have smelled it's aroma of decay and pestulance I have felt it's s...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

Clouds Have Passed...

Time for a new chapter Now I have escaped the capture Of a haunting vision Filling me with derision Dawn has risen on a new day Conquered all within the fray Pulled out of my own grave My own life tha...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Laziness or the Constant Drop of my Character

The enigma lies inside Where I try to hide What I cannot deny That I don't even try   It takes too much effort Is it even worth it Dealing with all this shit My head's about to split   ...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Friendicide

I must apologize So many reasons why I'll just never get it right My Achilles' heel Is just how I feel Monster, with claws of hate Tearing apart all that is great  By myself again Bereft of my fr...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

Eye of the Beholder

I have beheld beauty itself stared til my world blurred Only to wake from a dream Swum through the ether To find it's truth Then doubted truth itself As some archaic concept Only the decrepit saw So...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

Corrupted Vision

Crystal clear are my perceptions When I have cleansed myself of the neediness Of tedium and self propelled flight Through the unchartered territories Of possible side effects Which are sometimes blind...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:20:00 PST

Consumption

I will consume you. Nothing left when I get through. Don't get remorseful, You are just a morsel. To sate my never-ending appetite. Your consumption fills me just right. Every little bite that makes y...
Posted by The Great Ridiculi on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST