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Villa Balatro

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like rainbows and unicorns and if you believe that, I've got a photograph of me with Jesus Christ I'll sell ya for 6 million dollars. Ummmmm....I make various forms of art with all kinds of actually creative people, and a few who suck. Below, you will find stills from The Pyramid Cult, a film by Small Potato Films (the creative people I was talking about), Written and Directed by Phillip Carlson. Hopefully someday you will actually be able to see it. The film I mean.Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor
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My Interests

Music, acting, theatre, filmmaking, Texas hold 'em, ladies, history, parapsychology, the gitfiddle (I play the guitar), the occult, and movies starring olivia neuton john that feature roller skating and stupid hairstyles--but not in that order.

I'd like to meet:

forward thinking, interesting people who understand we all have an obligation to leave the world better than we found it. if you have a chip on your shoulder and think the world owes you something, you have alot to learn about what's really going on, don't bother meeting me, we won't get along. But if you're a rich, beautiful woman...we can discuss it.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Cream, Heart, Korn, Deftones, Incubus, The Urge, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, A Perfect Circle, The Linus Theory, Jinx, Dr. Zeus, Mr. Grasshopper, Faith No More, Fishbone, Weezer, David Bowie, Tool, B-Boys, Portishead, Jimi Hendrix, Fugazzi, Primus, Stevie Wonder, Lily Allen, The Guess Who, Pantera, MPK 2000, The Rosemary Stretch (hopefully), System of a Down, Tchaikovsky, Tenacious D, Alice In Chains, absolutely NO CONTEMPORARY COUNTRY MUSIC AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Fletch, The Professional, Ronin, The Godfather I & II, The Jerk, Heat, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What the Bleep..., Punch Drunk Love, Pyramid Cult, The Exorcist (original), Happy Gilmore, Garden State, Event Horizon, all the Harry Potter movies, Orgasmo, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, All things Tarentino, Saw, Ocean's 11 (contemporary), In the Mouth Of Madness, 28 Days Later, Half Baked, The Man With One Red Shoe, The Blues Brothers, This is Spinal Tap, X2, Superman II & III, Passenger 57 (only because of Liz Hurley), Airheads, Back to the Future, Rockstar, The Waterboy, The Cable Guy, Serenity and I'm positive I have forgotton scads more, but you get the idea.

Television:

The X-Files, Firefly, FOOTBALL!, Band of Brothers, Cheers, Seinfeld, CPP, Sightings, Ghost Hunters, World Series of Poker, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, Weeds, Star Trek TNG, Millennium, Night Gallery, Six Feet Under, Spectreman, Batman (60's), Buffy, The Monkees, CSI, and The Simpsons before the writing started to suck.

Books:

Anything by Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Cosmos, The Elegant Universe, Letters From the Earth, The Stand, It, The Troll's Grindstone, All of the Guardians of the Flame books, The Encyclopedia of the Paranormal, Angels & Demons, This Is Your Brain On Music, Farenheit 451, Harrison Bergeron, Harry Potter, everything by Stephen King, any chemistry text I can understand, The Bible, the Q'uran, the Torah, and any gnostic, heretical, apochriphal, or pagan texts dealing with theology and spirituality on the planet.

Heroes:

Nigel Tufnel, Mike Nesmith, Gary Oldman, Steve Martin, Jack Black, George Lynch, Tiki Barber, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, P.T. Anderson, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Sir Paul McCartney, Joss Whedon, Caucasian Jesus, Vincent D'Onofrio, William Jefferson Clinton, Albert Einstein, Bill Murray, Will Ferrel, Pat Tillman, George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, Robert Deniro, Peter Sellers, Mom, Roger Goddell, Angelo, Carl Sagan, Stephen King, Patrick Stewart, Ian Fleming, Hugh Hefner, and I'm sure I am forgetting many, but...

My Blog

aspirations of sheep

Sheep.  Follower.  Moves with the flock.  Just like all the others.  Eats. Shits.  Sleeps...sleeps.  What do sheep count when they can't sleep?  Nearsighted sheep th...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:42:00 PST

VITRIOLIC!! not if you're looking for sunshine

Dig me up and re-plant me.  I don't like my roots.  Never see a drop of rain.  Black and white...  Until the next time, I'll wait and see, but nothingeverchanges, so I doubt I'll b...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

10 things game---under coersion

Here is how you play: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 random things about youself--facts, goals, habits.At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and wh...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

supercalafragalistic

No longer feeling like the ceiling was the place to be, I moved to the fence.  Caustic. Corrosive.  Flammable.  Extremely Explosive.  Dangerous to touch or talk to.  Ever had ...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

the birthday, crutches, sneering saves, and flava flav

First, I apologize for being so ethereal these past few weeks, I've been really busy.  Second, to anyone who was in attendance for my birthday a few weeks ago, or who sent me birthday wishes from...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:44:00 PST

Sore thighs, but it was worth it!

Hungover, but it was worth it.  Every second of every moment with all of you is worth it.  I have been blessed this year to meet and become re-aquainted with some of the best humans this sid...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. I NEED YOUR HELP!

Nice.  Thanks for stopping by.  I need you.  If you're hot and single...and female, I want you too.  Sorry....Anyway I'm currently working on a script about dating and I need reall...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:57:00 PST

WARNING: Negative sentement for the assholes

Quick and direct.  If you feel that I am a burden to you, if you're tolerating me, or think that I'm a freeloader, if you think yourself a humanitarian by being my friend, or are choosing to igno...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:11:00 PST

IF I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST, YOU WANT TO SEND ME ONE, OR CAUSE YOURE BORED

I am not a stalker.  Not looking to steal from, manipulate, ho-out, beat, use skin to make a mask of, stab, shoot, set fire to, endlessly convince I'm worth dating, sell penis enlargement cream t...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

LOVE is a four letter word...so is FUCK

This one's for all those lost in love.  For Nikkie, my old friend Sarah, for Beth, Jason, Katie, for anyone and everyone who has been tortured, maimed, twisted, beaten, destroyed and left to die ...
Posted by Villa Balatro on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:27:00 PST