richard simmons |
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Posted by i hate jesus on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST |
ive been told i should write a book on these... |
another one of my anti anti-jesus messages...
"but jesus loves you, he has never left you, just thought you know that "
Posted by i hate jesus on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST |
28 |
worst year of my life. do not become 28, people. never ever do it. just dont. die at 27 or skip 28 and go straight to 29.
ok bye
Posted by i hate jesus on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST |
one reason i love my name as "i hate jesus" |
"judgement day will come for you ya fuckin piece of shit jesus died on the cross for us even a waste of a life like u who has the audasity to put stupid shit up like that go fuck yourse;f u ugly low l...
Posted by i hate jesus on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST |
dumpstersssssss |
i forgot to mention that i dumpstered an entire case of soy milk from trader joe's!!!
THANKS FOR THROWING SO MUCH STUFF OUT, T-JOE!
Posted by i hate jesus on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:39:00 PST |
thank you, america!!! |
it read, "build high, cause fat chicks can't climb" this pretty much sums up the giant CO2 emitting death machine with a flat bed which blew black smoke out of its tail pipe when the gas ped...
Posted by i hate jesus on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST |
i said, "ill fuck your mom with a sodering iron!" to which he replied, "ok, thanks!" |
finally i got my new furniture. im all excited, of course my back fucking kills from putting it together. i still need to move things around and perhaps ill hooke my ps2 up so i can entertain people w...
Posted by i hate jesus on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST |
global warming, i love you!! |
just kidding, you can lick my balls hard style!
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Posted by i hate jesus on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST |
i hate ijesus |
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ithis and ithat. EVERYTHING IS IPOD RELATED NOW. I HATE IT!! IM GOING TO DESTROY APPLE!!!! mmmmmm apples
Posted by i hate jesus on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST |
a tinfoil valentine |
hooray for two fucking flat tires in one day!!
Posted by i hate jesus on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST |
