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About Me

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Myspace Layoutsbouncy, pink, star-sparkle. i like people, places, and things. i live in a tiny apartment, sleep on a futon, and eat miso soup for breakfast because it reminds me of living in japan. people intrigue me, but terrify me at the same time.that said: if you are a creepbot guy trolling the internet for girls, keep on looking 'cuz i'm not even remotely interested. i'll just ignore you...or i might force feed you a cock sandwich with a slingshot.here's a little something else you might wanna know:

My Interests

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Myspace Layouts making clothes, mesh, making art, hot tubs, making out, girls with gorgeous mullets, bitching about random shit, hot pink, art by JOHN JOHN JESSE and YUMIKO KAYUKAWA, reading, boozing, comic books and graphic novels, making out with a certain someone who makes my heart race, and other myriad things.

I'd like to meet:

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Myspace Layouts lil' kim, bjork, jem, peaches, and other artful people

Music:

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Myspace Layouts in no particular order...dolly parton, sex pistols, nicky click, peaches, lil' kim, notorious b.i.g., tribe, tegan and sarah, scream club, death cab for cutie, pretty girls make graves, bjork, m.i.a., johnny cash, madonna, the killers, interpol, the yeah yeah yeahs, britney spears, the liars, the melvins, fitz of depression, modest mouse, atmosphere, andre nickatina, mac dre, the pharcyde, patsy cline, waylon jennings, ella fitzgerald, lena horne, etta james, the violent femmes, and if i write any more i will feel like a pretentious fuckhead.

Movies:

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Myspace Layouts battle royale, kung fu hustle, murderball, battle royale, shaolin soccer, akira, the edukators, and hong kong action movies. if it has flying fists and swords i love it.

Television:

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Myspace Layouts pure trash

Books:

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Myspace Layouts i love books and i read all the damn time, so there are too many to list...but, some of the authors i like are haruki murakami, barabra ehrenreich, natsume soseki, tom robbins, david sedaris, yukio mishima, judy blume, ryu murakami, elizabeth wurtzel, fyodor dostoevsky, upton sinclair, frank herbert, ray bradbury, banana yoshimoto, and lots o' others

Heroes:

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Myspace Layouts sid caesar & audrey hepburn, i also have a special place in my heart for rowdy ladies like tallulah bankhead and mae west

My Blog

i fucking thought so

Which Queer As Folk character...
Posted by hezako on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

i'm in a nicky click video

loves it! ...
Posted by hezako on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

charity event

if there is a horrific, life-threatening disease out there, you can bet your sweet ass there is a charity event to help fund research, raise awareness, or just make the people who suffer from said dis...
Posted by hezako on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

this makes me hot

oh.my.god.this.makes.me.hot... ...
Posted by hezako on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

running with whiskey

arrrgh. i have spent the entire day dealing with people who suffer from terminal stupidity. i am mad enough to chew board nails and spit rust. seriously, i had no idea the world was so ful...
Posted by hezako on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

open letter to my apartment manager

dear manager,you are a stupid twat. specifically, i am writing to express my concern about your screening process for new tenants. you evict some perfectly harmless, pot-smoking skaters an...
Posted by hezako on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

i find this amusing

Which Character from The L Wo...
Posted by hezako on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

random panties

i have been finding a lot of random underwear in even more random places. it's been going on for a while--i'm walking home from work and poof! there they are in a drain. or in the safeway ...
Posted by hezako on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

my soothing ass sunday

i woke to the blaring sound of police sirens at 10am today. for me, that is sleeping in, but really--police sirens?! you weirdos in the hood could at least wait until after lunch to raise ...
Posted by hezako on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

motherfuckin' yuck!

oooh! i don't know what the fucking shit is going on, but i really am getting sick of guys messaging me asking me if i want to fuck them or them and some of their friends. i don't like to broadc...
Posted by hezako on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST