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Tha Heather©

Did I cross the line?? OF COURSE I DID!!!

About Me

I love family, friends, dogs, good times, football, fall weather, crossword puzzles, the lake, sincerity, ATTENTION,laughter, watermelon gum, mellow yellow, Italian Food, Paxil, being crazy, watching peoples reactions to me, and not caring much what people think!!! I am a firm believer in "THERE IS NO ROAD TO HAPPINESS, HAPPINESS IS THE ROAD!"
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My Interests

I like all sports, hunting and fishing, sunning and drinking, and mainly just running my pie hole when I'm not filling it with alcohol!!! AA here I come!
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I'd like to meet:

Elvis (he's not dead), Patrick Dempsey (aka McDreamy), Matthew McConaughey, Conan O'Brien, Wanda Sykes, and Adam Sandler. My long lost twin, Madusa.

Music:

I like all music except for "techno" or "rage" music. My favs are old school country and soul music.....and Ole School Rap, b/c THAT'S HOW WE DO IT AT THA PLAYAZ CLUB!

Movies:

Steel Magnolias, Old School, A Time to Kill, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Wedding Crashers............basically anything with Matthew McConaughey (SMOKIN' HOT)

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, CSI, Forensic Files and Cold Cases

Books:

"Myths, Lies, and Down Right Stupidity"

Heroes:

Jesus,My Dad,Big Willie Style...basically anyone that can put up with me for more than a couple minutes!
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My Blog

Man in the Boat vs Jelly Beans!!!!

OK&Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm about to make some of you laugh and some of you question everything you've every believed to be true. Men, especially BEWARE b/c if you thought women were hard to figure o...
Posted by Tha Heather on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Quotes I Love!!!

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. Marria...
Posted by Tha Heather on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

EAT YOUR DAMN CAKE!

An asshole once said, "You can't have your cake and eat it to." Who the hell was that guy. Who says you can't eat it and lick the plate clean when you're done? So, you can have cake and look at it or...
Posted by Tha Heather on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

FUGITIVE ON THE RUN!!!

I really don't know sometimes why I even attempt to drink alcohol and act like I'm not going to do something INCREDIBLY stupid! Last night me and my girls went up to Touchdowns to watch the USC vs Mi...
Posted by Tha Heather on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST

The Ole Reach Around

OK...finally had something interesting/funny enough to blog about. Last thursday night me and Willie Man were going out to eat with my Pawpaw (why does it seem so much more redneck when it's typed out...
Posted by Tha Heather on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:47:00 PST

Bonding w/ The Mother-in-Law

So, me and William made a little trip down to Dothan this weekend to attend the 1st annual Palmer Hog Cookin. I know..yeeehhaww! You know how we do it! We arrive in Dothan around 4pm and stop by and s...
Posted by Tha Heather on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

Drunk People!!

It's become very apparent to me over the years and with the amount of expertise that I have in alcohol consumption that people think and act different when under the influence of alcohol. I know what ...
Posted by Tha Heather on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:12:00 PST

THA STINGA!

I know that a lot of you have heard me, in person, tell the story about telling my Dad about the Shocker, but I have had several request that I should blog about it....so here I go! Me, My Pops, and M...
Posted by Tha Heather on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:45:00 PST

Need to go to Church MORE

WOW...I'm back, dunna nunna nunna nah! OK, this blog is going to be rather short but funny just the same! Me and William attended the 9:45 am Church Service at Opelika 1st Baptist on Sunday.....(QUIT!...
Posted by Tha Heather on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST

Mexican Chicken Run

OK...this is a good one to all my blog reading followers, and since I will be out of the office most of the day tomorrow this should give you enough to laugh about until Wednesday. It was a glorious t...
Posted by Tha Heather on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:37:00 PST