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Turner

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About Me

I'm a man in transition... so to speak. Learning, growing...and getting quite pissed at some things... but mainly... I'm just laid back, relaxed, and a Taurus...which makes me the coolest guy in the world, am I right? Huh? Huh?

My Interests

I'm interested in alot. Physics, Biology, Cars, Racing, Music, People, Writing... all sorts of things. I'm interested in pretty much anything, unless I'm not interested in it... then my interest is gone... y'know?

I'd like to meet:

Too many people to list, hell... if you're a pretty cool guy or a sweet girl... it might be you. The best show of all time THE F*CKIN MUPPET SHOW!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

All sorts of stuff, except most country and rap. No I don't really care about your honky tonk wedding where you got married to your truck and had an affair with your dog. And no I'm not interested in all of your bitches and ho's... Instead of being just like every other rapper out there... why not do something... original?

Movies:

Eh, tons of'em... The Godfather, Cinderella man, A Knights Tale, Princess Mononoke, Caddyshack, Mafia!, Boondock Saints, Hellboy, Kung Pow and Kung Fu Hustle, Silent hill... and like, bagillion-shabadabaladoo-zillon more.

Television:

I don't really watch it that much...actually I barely watch it at all, it all sucks nowadays. Mtv and Vh1 never have music..(What GREAT and SUPER music channels, communist bastards...) The news is always the same crap, just... depressing... it makes me wanna go emo...and try to cut my wrists..and then cry when I fail. TV shows aren't really that great (Except for Family Guy, heh...love it) so I never really watch it. A television is good for plugging a game system into though, what a great idea!

Books:

Shit I've read tons of'em. So I won't start on this one, trust me... you don't wanna see me when I get all "intellectually...uh..(Big sounding word)". So thank me that I stopped myself..and MAKE ME A DAMN PIE ALREADY, and I WANT A VODKA ON THE ROCKS, YOU STRAIGHT SHIT, ASSCOAT!

Heroes:

Heroes? Well, My parents actually... ooo..so cheesey it constipates,eh? As for others, I must say Richard Simmons, Dick Cheny and Good Ol' Dub-ya.... eh, not really no... I don't really give a damn about any of'em...heh... well except my parents.

My Blog

Insomnia, my one and only true love...I FUCKIN HATE YOU...heh...yeah

Insomnia... I love it so much, but I hate it at the same time. Insomnia...sounds like the bastard child of a Greek God,eh? Welp, thats what I'm suffering from... I should be in bed so I can wake up in...
Posted by Turner on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:05:00 PST

I'm in one of my philisophical moods again...

Welp, I'm sitting here... bored, sick... and with nothing to do. Yet something in me has sparked my intrest and sent me back in to deep thought, a place I haven't been in awhile. A place I thought I h...
Posted by Turner on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST