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shaun

you betta rock this party.

About Me

i'm the oddest muthafucka you will ever meet. no, seriously. a lot of people like to run their mouths about how weird they are, because it's po-mo and the in thing to do. but i'm weird. oh yeah, i'm muthafuckin' strange. i'm brilliant, generous to a fault, funny, witty, a good dancer and all those other qualities that seem to be inherent in practically everyone in myspace-- but i'm fucking odd. yup. no bones about it.you wanna know how, don't you? you could always try asking.

My Interests

no, unh-unh. ask me. i'm not just throwing that all out there. i want people to LIKE me, for fuck's sake.

I'd like to meet:

exciting, adventurous genius-level or other-talented people with a bit of a flair for the dramatic and an insatiable urge to coerce otherwise well-meaning, law-abiding citizens into doing the most offensive and controversial things the human mind can conjure up. no, but seriously, a gang of brilliant fun-loving people would be awesome. and long-legged sex kittens who love geeky black men would rock all there is to rock. so bring me sex kittens! SEX KITTENS NOW! (edit: i've found my number one sex kitten already. that didn't take long. however, i still want to make friends with sex kittens, because i've got a shitload of single male friends.)

Music:

drum and bass, acid jazz, v-rock, classic r-n-b, elektro, jazz, blues, idm, house, jungle, tribal, new age, country/western, hip hop, rap, bluegrass, folk, trance, classical... ok, everything. practically everything there is to like, i like. there are a few exceptions in each genre, but i'll basically give anything a chance. again, it's better to ask.

Heroes:

anyone who's ever died for a principle that they believe in, because it's all bullshit anyway and it takes a lot of courage to risk something that's already fleeting so that something a bit more permanent has the chance to live on.those damn brothers of mine, and my mother. lewis black, mingus, monk, parker, robespierre, chikamatsu, da vinci, gackt (how the fuck did HE get up there?), mandela, malcolm, cleaver, evers, akira kurosawa, dubois, marshall... i'm running out of space. choi, depasquale, chan, kwok lee, ortiz, chin, lugo, kerven. at the top of my list: jesus and johhny-5.

My Blog

robots love KFC-- both the fast food chicken and Killing Fleshy Creatures.

I have learned that I have a penchant for doing certain things on MySpace that I know a lot of you do, too. 1) I have a penchant for pressing the refresh page to see what kind of people kno...
Posted by shaun on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:22:00 PST

Porn, pt. I

Yes, this is a post. A post about porn. My female friends-- at least, the bulk of them-- seem to have some problems with the porn collections of their significant others. I'm not sure why this happens...
Posted by shaun on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

a poetic excuse, .1

i want to be so much more than an assemblage of half-baked thoughtsabout what i should be doingwith little scraps of timeand when someone puts a schedule on methe seconds become bulletsthat i barely d...
Posted by shaun on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:11:00 PST

no, really. i WILL put my dick in your mouth.

I'm seriously beginning to wonder how we managed to get our world population up to 6.2 billion when I consider the fact that 90 percent of the available female population is boning only about 10 ...
Posted by shaun on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST

you know

boredom is a really fugged-up thing. i just spent five minutes staring at the upholstery in my cubicle for lack of anything else to do. you'd think that i'd have the art of looking busy down to a te...
Posted by shaun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST