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kristian

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About Me

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75 Random Questions:
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Do you have any pets? no, not for the want of cats and dogs.
What color shirt are you wearing? bear chested
Name three things that are physically close to you: my bathrobe,a chair and my desk
What is the last book you read? PIMP! by iceberg slim
Are you or were you a good student? yes, no ,sometimes, maybe. are you a good teacher?
What's your favorite sport? at this moment golf rocks my world.
Do you enjoy sleeping late? only when it's early
What's the weather like right now? drab
Who tells the best jokes? not my dad
What was the last thing you dreamed about? i had super powers and was bein chased down, yes yes, to many movies
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? ooops! the day i passed
Do you believe in karma? yes, but just cause i am good does not mean that karma will reward me
Do you believe in luck? if it wasn't for bad luck then i would have none at all
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? any eggs
Do you collect anything? If so, what? memorys
Are you proud of yourself? a wee bit
Are you reliable? YES
Have you ever given money to a bum? give me a moment and i'll stick a fiver up my arse...........yes!
What's your favorite food? bacon
Have you ever had a secret admirer? don't know, they were secret
Do you like the smell of gasoline? love it, it's a childhood thing
Do like to draw? shapes and doodles
What's your favorite invention? stairs
Is your room messy? just tidied the whole house,
What do you like better: oranges or apples? raspberrys, how do you like them apples?
Do you give in easily? what you talkin abt fool
Are you a good guesser? i guess
Can you read other people's expressions? only to well
Are you a bully? bullied
Do you have a job? lots, what do you need doin
What time did you wake up this morning? 10, 11:39, 12:14 got up at 1:00
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? water
When was the last time you showered? just b4 i started this long questionaire
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? paint a house
What's your favorite day of the week and why? all of them, cause you just never know
Do you have any nicknames? hootsman, bawbag, shiny, and more.
Have you ever been scuba diving? nope
What's your least favorite color? clear
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? ?
Would you ever go skydiving? absolutly
What toothpaste do you use? who gives a shit what toothpaste i use
Do you enjoy challenges? fuck off
What's the worst injury you have had? broke my hand punching a french dude
What's the last movie you saw? you,me and dupree
What do you want to know about the future? that no one knows
What does your last text message say? aye ya big hansom bastard. get 2 and me and aarron will give you the cash,
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? a random, tryin to sort out my friend s birthday.
What's your favorite school subject? break time
What's your least favorite school subject? class time
Would you rather have money or love? mloonveey
What is your dream vacation? ......
What is your favorite animal? big cats
Do you miss anyone right now? oh yes,
What's the last sporting event you watched? does glastonbery count as in there was a mud wrestle
Do you need to do laundry? haha, done three loads yesterday so no, with reminds me must fold thst stuff up.
Do you listen to the radio? love it when i'm workin, radio 2
Where were you when 9/11 happened? scotland
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? shake them
Have you ever caught a butterfly? no, i kind of stand with my mouth open till there gone,
What color are your bed sheets? clear
What's your ringtone? ring,RING!
Who was the last person to make you laugh? kristian hart
Do you have any obsessions right now? finishing this questionaire
Do you like things that glow in the dark? a lot more than things that don't
What's your favorite fruity scent? not sure, i lke vannilla, is that fruity?
Do you watch cartoons? family guy
Have you ever sat on a roof? every chance i get, best place to catch a sunset or rise
Have you ever been to a different country? one or two
Name three things in the world you dislike: lack of sleep, bein skint and arseholes(as in people that are..)
Name three people in the world you dislike: blah,blah and blah
Has a rumor even been spread about you? hope so
Do you like sushi? nah, you got to cook that shit
Do you believe in magic? you know, never believe it's not so
Do you hold grudges? nope, don't have the time. xxx
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My Interests

talkin shite! mahatmagandi! acting, travelling,writing. wither it be poetry or storys made up or true think yourself hard done to if there not about you.socializing and learning how to not be an illiterate computer user. as you can tell spelling is not one of my interests.(mahatmaghandi)

I'd like to meet:

i've already met a few of the characaters that i didn't know i wanted to meet, till i met them, SO anyone that can teach me a thing or two, that i haven't met yet would be the honest answer!. mahatmagahndi would be me talkin shite!

Music:

i'll tell you when i hear it. and you can tell me what it's called, is that cool? i want to feel like there was a reason for tellin the story of the song that they sung. there had better HAD!

Movies:

films and theatre are what i do, don't think the page is big enough to list them all,but if you love a laugh sorce this film it's one of the funniest i'v ever seen, "HERCULES RETURNS" shawshank redemption how good is that moviewatch?. 'kiss, kiss, bang, bang. PURE MAGIC! addaption, nightwatch... is amazing!

Television:

that 70's show makes me laugh,heroes, enjoyed david tennant as doctor who, LOST, 24, loved spaced, chewin the fat, a scottish sketch show very funny. love random movies late at night that you can both enjoy and rip the piss out of!

Books:

i have so many books and plays its takin up more room than i have, so i won't bore you apart from to say i will read anything a friend sujests. LOVIN CHARLES BUKOWSKI RIGHT NOW, agian i want to tell you i may be well read but i can't spell for shit, does this dyslexic care? porably! readin 'PIMP' BY ICEBERG SLIM, IT'S ANOTHER WORLD FROM AN INTELIGENT GUY. just read the six harry potter books back to back, something i thought i would never do. but i eat my words they are wicked.it's been a while since i read a bad book, just finished the corrections a must read for anyone with a...... let's just say FAMILY! and be done.

Heroes:

anyone that is funny!my mum and step dad,sad but true! most of my friends there the ones that have taught me the most about myself and life.see how i put funny first, that's because each of you were funny in that order.also, that one person,any person! that has the strenth to stand up for thier own believes but can change believes at any moment of wisdom greater than thier own. and not continue to argue with me about it!!!

My Blog

fortys for jess.

ode to a ........at the end of the day it is clear that there is nothing better than the thing you hold dearsomthing that sooths you, moves you and cures you.GOLDEN YEASTto say the least.refeshin...
Posted by kristian on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST

dark poetry

who do you talk to? who do you talk to? with tears in your eyes who do you share with? who the fuck do you share with when it sucks and you realize. can you talk outloud? if you can, do you feel pro...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:55:00 PST

contract 2007

It's time to welcome you aboard, officially, as my girlfriend. If I say congratulations are in order, will that seem self-regarding? Whatever. There's quite a lot that goes along with being my girlfri...
Posted by kristian on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

captian Hootsman and dodgy dougs!

this was a news paper story in an australian paper about my friend dougie(stu), mike and myself. no bullshit! my version of events is a little different. POLICE STEP UP HUNT FOR BANDITS Meanwhile,thre...
Posted by kristian on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

the waters lovely

i just had a dream that started pretty cool, everyone i have ever loved was there in some sort of way, all my friends and the girls i've cared about, only one was missing but kept appearing in a ...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:28:00 PST

fuck this for a game of soldiers

so i have been travelling across europe for four months and i find myself in this little camp site called la casita, near gibraltar but up in the hills, not to sure why im there, except from the fact ...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

how do you spell MAGEE!

i just looked and found out i had 6 people looking at anything i write on this page now! well thats a wee bit scary, as i write most of this stuff when i'm drunk, and to be honest my spelling doesn't ...
Posted by kristian on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

even tho i do say it myself!

                     -------boys-------            -----...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

how do you like them apples?

-------------------Girls------------------ -----------are like apples------------- -------on trees. The best ones------- -----are at the top of the tree.------- ---The boys dont want to reach------ --...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

people that bore me

i got rid of all the bands that had somehow infected my page!the ones i kept i thought were worthy, but, four bullitens a day is not worthy, write what you need to say!and then STOP!it becomes annoyin...
Posted by kristian on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST