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pork chop

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About Me

Aries: Coughing up blood is usually a sign of serious illness, but in your case it just means you're drinking it too fast.

My Interests

..the healer weighed this carefully and decided it was fate. Could not, however, push aside the portents weighing on its pate. "Wise child," the healer said, "I will assist you in this way. And if you meet your destination that will suffice as pay. "The relief you seek, you see, lies at the lip of a watering hole. And the eastern path from the reedy bath leads to a softly sloping knoll. Upon this grows a balding patch of the rarest black henbane. The juice from its leaves, my life-worn child, is all you need to obtain. "And under any circumstance, do NOT partake of its flowers. And though it may emit some stench, do not complain or glower. Just steam a sprig of blue curls in, and the mint will overpower. "Then sip this elixir slowly once upon the every hour. Until your eyelids start to dip and the tip of your tongue turns sour. "Beneath the shady hemlock there's a hassock where you'll rest. And while you sleep, a day or three, your soul will convalesce. So go now girl but as you leave, I have but one request..

I'd like to meet:

"Actually, it was a FIVE-way."

Music:

Currently listening to a lot of Beck. Cee-lo. Madonna. Mum. MIA. Beach Boys. Daft Punk. Fatboy Slim. Aphex Twin. Cranberries. Moxy Fruvous. Flaming Lips, etc.

Movies:

Only waiting for the Dark Knight.

Television:

Dude. The Office. Metalocalypse. Flight of the Conchords. Frisky Dingo. and yes, waiting impatiently for the new season of Heroes.

Books:

Currently studying SHAOLIN FIVE ANIMALS KUNG-FU by Doc-Fai Wong and Jane Hallender..

Heroes:

my Mom? your mom?

My Blog

alex, you rock!

High fives for not giving up! See you soon..
Posted by pork chop on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:52:00 PST

I Got You All In Check!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX3Jdw8Dxs this shit always cracks me up....
Posted by pork chop on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

side note:

Awesome band name: MURDERCIDE.    
Posted by pork chop on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

HELP!

I need a car. Inter Net Power, GO!!
Posted by pork chop on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

fun times in TN

So I'm leaving Tennessee AGAIN today! The south is cool, very very pretty, but the bugs are BIG and LOUD. I took lots of pretty pictures and am going to paint lots when I get home! I love Burt!...
Posted by pork chop on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

Whatever.

I drove to see youand your hair was shortand you seemed happy to see meI was happy to see you.We talked and satand I knew it I hoped but hope is for suckers.I would drive to see you now.If I knew wher...
Posted by pork chop on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:37:00 PST