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andy

I don't need drugs to poop myself

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dancin' queens

Music:

my own sweet voice

Movies:

I like the kind that don't bore the holy bejesus outta me.

Television:

I've got one

Books:

Books. With words.Not so many with pictures.Unless I get to color in 'em.

Heroes:

anyone who throws a good barbeque

My Blog

Best thing I've ever heard on the bus...

"I've been doing some private research of my own, since the doctors don't seem to know anything," says the fat lady on crutches in the too-tight shorts. "And I don't think bi-polar disorder is even a ...
Posted by andy on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

Zochae Benefit: How To Help

Thank you to everyone who has chipped in and helped put this benefit together.  Its been wonderful to see a community work together for a common cause.Here's the next step:We need food and drinks...
Posted by andy on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

Action!

Call me simple, but I finally realized (though no doubt I will be proven wrong eventually) what the early gnostics were talking about.  Not all of it, mind you, since there's just so much to dig ...
Posted by andy on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Losing a Brother

Five years ago I almost lost my brother Matt to cancer.  I didn't know what I would have done to lose my brother and best friend, but he made it and, through pain and patience, Matt has been in ...
Posted by andy on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Boomer Revolution is Over

Howdy.  I've been offline for awhile.  Moved into a new place and it took me nearly a month (and over $100 for a new wireless device) to figure out how to steal a signal from the fifteen or ...
Posted by andy on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

The coolest guy I met yesterday

My boss had a heart attack a few days ago.  Since I'm the only other guy who works at the dirty little drive-thru gas station thingie, I've been working open to close for nearly three days and bo...
Posted by andy on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

The Japanese are Fuckin' Weird

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Posted by andy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

How in the hell can I talk about hell without saying hell?

Today a friend told me she didn't believe in hell.  That's too bad.  I like believing in hell.  Of course, I don't believe I'll ever go to it because I have the mighty sword of Christ o...
Posted by andy on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

Equality is gay

Talking with a friend last night, we tried to decide: among the four horsemen of the apocolypse, which one would we be?  He said, and he hated to admit it, that he would probably be War.  He...
Posted by andy on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

He Thinks He's People!

I love sin.  Its fun.  Really.  c'mon.  What's not to love?You know why it exists?  Because people found out you could do something with your imagination that didn't have any ...
Posted by andy on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST