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The WitchDocktor

I am the bastard love-child of Mickey Mouse

About Me



One of the following is exaggerated, one is a blatant lie and the rest is 100% truth in fact:

I've streaked a K.I.S.S. concert; amongst others I've met Vanilla Ice, Lloyd Kaufman , Ricky Martin, Mariah Carey, Pink, J-Lo, Ben Affleck, Chris Cooper, Red Hot Chili Peppers, N'Sync (argh!), Celine Dion (more argh!), Sarah Michelle Gellar and Britney Spears (her breasts weren't that impressive); I've been on a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar ; while living in Las Vegas I worked as a phone psychic and security guard; I've stayed awake for over five days straight while moving and driving across country; I once had a sugar glider as a pet; the most money I ever stole was $2,736 and zero cents; I've belly-danced in drag to "I Love The Nightlife" at UMass Amherst in front of a crowd of over three hundred people, one being the former MA Senator and would-be President, John Kerry ; the aforementioned John Kerry has stepped on my hands three times while I was on a 4-H trip to Washington D.C. back years ago; I have driven out to Area 51 ; I once got lost in the backwoods of Louisianna and came across a gun store next to a liquor store next to a church; I've worked as a tomb salesman for one week; my uncle owns the one and only strip club on Cape Cod; my other uncle is a hitman ; I'm addicted to Final Fantasy XI; my nipples are pierced; I have seven tattoos; I've been to Amsterdam twice; my biological father worked as Mickey Mouse in DisneyWorld; I've been to the Moulin Rouge in Paris; I've been arrested thrice; I have founded an unofficial holiday thats been celebrated since my Sophomore year in highschool; I am a legally recognized reverend; I was a hair model for a Paul Mitchell show; I once ate eleven bananas in under 5 minutes; I have been published as a poet (they would'v taken anyone though, imo); I've written, directed and acted in four Murder Mysteries; Classical is my angry music; I have served Senator Ted Kennedy a Kiddie sized popcorn, no butter, extra salt when I worked at the movie theatre ; I used to have coffee with Edward Gorey before I knew what he looked like and when I only knew his first name in person; I am the great-great grandson of Aleister Crowley;

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My Interests

My interests in things "occult" have led me down the paths of alchemy, shamanism, Enochian, Thelema, geomancy, technomancy, necromancy, astrology, afro-caribbean religion, druidic practices, wicca (know thy enemy), tarot, trance-possession, satanism (Anton's, not Christianity's), Discordianism, Buddhism, zenarchy, Catholicism (the structure, order and history are quite amazing) as well as a plethora of subjects relating to theology, philosophy and cosmology of varying belief systems and magicks too numerous to really mention them all.

I'm a lover of wine, rum and whiskey and not necessarily in that order.

I enjoy a good cigar and a good cognac.

I think they may in fact be after you.

I love tattoos and other forms of body art. I currently have seven tattoos and eight piercings.

I'm addicted to coffee and cigarettes though I plan on getting rid of the cigarettes one day. I will probably die with a cup of coffee in my hand.

I love traveling and dream (like many people) of simply seeing the world and taking it all in. To date I've been to Italy, France, Belgium, The Netherlands, Poland, Germany (train stop, it kind of counts) and Russia. Locally speaking I've been all across the country and of course have visited Canada on several occassions.

I'm on the market for a new digital camera but when I was in possession of one I love taking pictures of: abandoned locations, human models and a combination of the two.

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Recently added: for the sake of educating people in some of the things I research/participate in and/or have become associated with in someway I offer you links to follow and read...

Witch doctors

voodoo

necromancy

vodou

Loa

Baron Samedi

Thelema

Aleister Crowley

Illuminati

Discordianism


And more to come later...

I'd like to meet:

Creative. There ya go. I have this tendency to get caught up in my old stuffy Capricorn ways and I need my crazy people in my life to remind me what it means to live. I need laughter and at the same time I need my philosophy. Make me think, challenge me and then you can give me a hug and share an ice cream. I have no problem being simple at times; just laying back and enjoying the ride.

At the same time though I need the higher purpose. I want to know that its all going to be okay. Is it? Lie to me. If you don't think it will be then come along with me and see things from my perspective. It may be odd at first but trust me, you'll love it.

Who out there is ready to go on an adventure? Who wants to drive to Canada on a whim? Who wants to skinnydip in the ocean? Who wants to throw a Pirates VS Ninjas Costume Party? Anyone want to have a Viking Day? Do you fear the mundane and hope that one day, perhaps, a crazy old man may offer you a million dollars in exchange for a piece of bubblegum? Do you enjoy bonfires on the beach? Do you secretly wish you were a pirate? Does the word "shat" make you giggle? Message me.


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Music:

Flaming Lips, Combustible Edison, Jimmy Buffett, Bad Boy Bill, George Clinton and The Parliament-Funkadelics, They Might Be Giants, Edvard Grieg, J.S. Bach, Rednex, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, ATB, David Bowie, Grateful Dead, KLF, Tiger Lillies, Deep Banana Blackout, Strangefolk, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Talking Heads, Assembly of Dust, Frank Zappa, Marilyn Manson, Dresden Dolls (that was a weird one to write), Johnny Cash, Danny Elfman, Rob Zombie, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Sublime, Mannheim Steamroller, Assembly of Dirt, Rusted Root, Roots Down Below, Moxie Fruvous, The Illuminenaughty, Gogol Bordello, The Killers...

Movies:

Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Army of Darkness, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, What Dreams May Come, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Drop Dead Fred, Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Friday the Thirteenth Series (except for Jason X), Hellraiser, Freaks, Little Shop of Horrors, Female Trouble, Crybaby, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attacks!, Ghoulies, It, Creepshow, The Stand, Nosferatu, The Shadow of the Vampire, The Toxic Avenger, Tromeo and Juliet, Dead Alive, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, House of 1000 Corpses, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Billy Madison, Big Fish, Night of the Living Dead, Pirates of the Caribbean, Puppetmaster, Pumpkinhead, Critters, Amelie, Casablanca, Head, Muppet Treasure Island, The Dark Crystal, Muppet Christmas Carol, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Batteries Not Included, Flight of the Navigator, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Oh Brother Where Art Though, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Serial Mom, Devils Rejects,

Television:

Invader Zim, Tales From The Crypt, Golden Girls, The Critic, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Conan O'Brian, X-Files (the first three seasons), The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,

Books:

Magick-- Aleister Crowley, Geek Love-- Katherine Dunn, Illuminatus Trilogy-- Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea, Wicked-- Gregory Maguire, The Serpent and The Rainbow-- Wade Davis, Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy-- Robert Anton Wilson, Principia Discordia-- your pineal gland, The Republic-- Plato, The Divine Comedy-- Dante Alighieri, Art of War-- Sun Tzu, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass-- Lewis Carroll, 1984-- George Orwell, The Book of the Dun Cow-- Walter Wangerin, Animal Farm-- George Orwell, The Cyberiad-- Lem, The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen-- Rudolph Erich Raspe

Heroes:

Emperor Joshua Norton, Mayor Oscar Goodman, Johhny Depp, Harrison Ford, Psycho Joe, Aurelia delFuente, Voodoo Ed, Eris, Aleister Crowley, Mr. Teddles, Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft, Agent Jessica Peterson, Hsin Nstar, Simon the non-Prophet,

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My Blog

Tagged!

Here's how it goes...Someone writes a blog with seven weird or random facts about him/herself. Then, at the end of the blog, he/she tags seven people by listing their names. These people then need to ...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Just Don't Forget This....

....sometimes we become so caught up in what it is we think we want and need that we miss what is in front of us entirely. When we realize what we lost that is the greatest tragedy.
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

Sex Education

Abstinence only education. What a strange thought, no? Sometimes words I don't get to use nearly enough pop into my head and just a moment ago the word was abstinence. Well then my mind went on a tang...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

MySpace Hackers

Sorry you did not get to have too much fun. Unfortunately for you (and a little for me in hindsight) I have no life during the day and I happened to be logged on when you "took over" as you so nicely ...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

The Night of January 4th, Thursday

Thank you Kerri, Angel, Ivy and Alexandra for a wonderful evening. Its been too long.
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:55:00 PST

New Years Eve

What a night. This is my single worst night of the year emotionally. Wish me luck and if anyone is around and in the Falmouth area I am having a gathering at the Admiralty Inn, rooms 102 and 103. Some...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

The House

The House stood in its crumbling monolithic glory at the end of the overgrown forgotten street, overshadowing the cul-de-sac from the hill it rest upon. If one were to stand before the beast they woul...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:10:00 PST

Baron Samedi and Simon the Non-Prophet

         "Be quiet, Baron my friend, matters of war, more than others, are subject to continual change; moreover, I think, therefore it is true, that the same F...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

Magick

This article refers to the magical system of Aleister Crowley and Thelema. For how this term appears in Wicca and similar Neopagan traditions, see Witchcraft and Folk magic. For a general survey of th...
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Caitlyn Roberts, You're In God's Hands Now

  There are words I want to say but I can't seem to find the right ones.   God Bless you child, God Bless....
Posted by The WitchDocktor on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST