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About Me

I have what some people call a "little bit" of a "drinking problem". Which means when it's time to party I will party hard.I ork at a bar, I cook and bar back. Some people say I have a gift, I think I have a curse making wonderfully delicious food. I play drums, and would like to someday join a band again. People look up to me because I'm 6'4" and chock full of awesomeness. Lauren would probably beg to differ. I aspire to someday get lord chesterfield back on tap, because everybody needs a little L.C.A in their life. To this day I think the funniest thing I've ever had happen was tailgating a minor league hockey game at 1 in the afternoon then getting kicked out before the game ended trying to explain that those beer cans were not mine. I love music and have met many bands and played quite a few shows back in the day.

My Interests

I like music, drinking, sleeping, and bbqs.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer, Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin, Homer Simpson, Lord Chesterfield, and Chef Boyardee.

Music:

I like all kinds of music, punk/some emo/hardcore/oldies/rockabilly/hellbilly/hip hop/bluegrass/ska Yea that's right SKA!!! I'm a Rudie at heart. A wise man once said "Rudie can't fail, you've been drinking brew for breakfast..."

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Rocky 1-6, Clint Eastwood westerns, and flash n grabs.

Television:

Entourage, A-team, The office, Law and Order, The Simpsons

Heroes:

Dick Yuengling, Fred Miller and John Molson

My Blog

My job

So in case you people were wondering, yes I have a job at the Tav. I started yesterday. I work as a cook and its pretty sweet. I can go back to all my old habits like talking to will. Everybody i...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

So you think your a rockstar?

This is the by far the fucking best survey I have answered so far, I can truthfully say I answered this seriously, nothing was made up. I thought this was too good to just have a bullentin for so it m...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST

ivy league

When it comes to having fun and drinking I bring my A game. Last nite we went to Penn, and it was my turn to get obnoxious, and man did I ever... They were having a block party or something so we went...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST

last nite

Man last nite at the show was awesome!!! Bret and Justin you guys rock!!! Thanx for putting up with my wild and stupid stage show. My shirt still fucking smells like turkey fucker and beer, even thoug...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

keep this on the DL cause I made the PL

Well I've had a crappy week, but this made my whole day today. As some of you may know I've had a few run-ins with Ol Johnny Law... I by no means try to be a bad ass or tough guy or any shit like that...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST

pray for me...

Alright, I'm telling my side of what happened this weekend from the pieces of it I can actually remember. I would also like to just thank Allyson, for letting us crash your place. Lauren thankyou for ...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

what the fuck!!!

Alright as some of you may know I work for ASPLUNDH tree expert co. If you didn't know, well now you do. We trim trees an shit. Anyway so today we go to this jobsite in the Northeast, working on some ...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

spewing chunks from hungover drunks

So it seems people like to hear what fucked up shit happens to me on the weekend. Well so you can all get a rise, here is da scoop. Friday I walked the line into a new mystical territory called "rocky...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:43:00 PST

haggard

So as usual its now Sunday and I'm sitting here beat up, sore, and haggard. Another weekend come an gone and good god what a blur. Friday nite started with a case of Labatt blue, then to the tav to al...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST

I'm sailing bitches!!!!

So my weekend was one hell of a blur, from playing a show friday night, to going to a show saturday night, to then playing again sunday night. I never thought a natural drunk on life would feel so goo...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:48:00 PST