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lou

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

the sole survivor of a dying world, Lou Masters is rocketed into space, where he is subjected to "cataclysmic rays." Found and raised by a tribe of intelligent kangaroos, he subsequently attends a scientology lecture where he is bitten by a radioactive frog. Hard upon, he gets caught in "a space-time continuum blast," drinks a "top-secret premium soldier syrup," and becomes "the mighty man of molecules," possessing super strength, the ability to fly, invulnerability, and an "atomic sense," which tilngles when danger is near. Lou Master's sidekick The Face Puncher perishes during world war 2. Currently, the superhero's beat is Sterling Heights Michigan, where he is not only a cub reporter for The Manhattan Project, but he is a part- time graduate student in urban oceanography.

My Interests

anything thats funny, music, hunting for big foot hes out there and im gonna find him, cartoons, video games, and lots more

I'd like to meet:

superman, batman, ash from army of darkness, a talking monkey, the loch ness monster, robots, kintaro oe, peter griffen, jack black, elvis, aliens (the ones that dont practice anal probeing), leon kenedy, and i wouls also like to meet owen wilson so i can punch him in the nose because he is my arch enemy

Music:

anything but country

Movies:

army of darkness, what about bob, fight club, the hulk, house 2, boondock saints, the goonies, monty python and the holy grail, bubba ho-tep, bill and ted , kung pow

Television:

family guy, farscape, teenage mutant ninja turtles, the tick, t he simpsons, space ghost coast to coast, he-man, and lots of other cartoons

Books:

if chins could kill: confesions of a B movie actor, make love the bruce campbell way, real ultimate power the official ninja book, the alphabet of manliness

Heroes:

bruce campbell, al bundy, jack black, maddox, he-man, and cailie

My Blog

country music sucks

ok i made this story up alittle while ago and have told it to a few people because i hate counry music so much uuummm i mean no what i meant to say is this is a true story no more like a documentary y...
Posted by lou on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST