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Iaine

The Energy That Is Me Will Never Be Lost - Dr. Peter

About Me

Hmmm...who am I? Okay, I could go into a whole philosophy diatribe right now, but I will be kind and not subject you too much to my often bizarre thought processes. I always feel I should come with a Disclaimer. You know, like "Management reserves all rights to refuse accountability for this person's actions" or something like that.Basically Im a laid-back girl. Like the simple things in life...quality time with my bulldog Angus, reading, watching TV, planning world domination, and cross-stitching. Ok, ok, Ill admit it......I dont cross-stitch. But the rest of that is up for grabs! I am a TV and Movie addict (the patch hasnt worked for me), voracious reader, and just finished at ASU. Im currently in the process of applying for my career stuff so I can go out and bust the bad people.All other aside, I love Monty Python, George Carlin, Dennis Miller before he went psychotically Republican, any kind of music other than soft pop and country, I hate reality TV shows and love House, MD.I have an odd personality, but am really easy-going. Very little offends me and Im as happy hanging out at the house as I am going hiking or out for the night. I am a sports fan and...uh...i know this is going to be bad....im a yankee. Im very into my Scottish heritage, would love to travel more, and am still planning world domination.If I havent completely confused you, and I cant see how that happened, you are welcome here anytime. la, la, la...Where everybody knows your name....where you're always glad you came....la la la. Oh, and I love snow.

My Interests

I have no interests to speak of, and therefore am by definition not interesting. Just kidding. I think I covered it in the other sections. If you want to know about anything specific, just ask me. No, I am not interested in kink, BDSM, S & M, or M&M's or whatever is the popular phrase nowadays.

I'd like to meet:

people, of the human persuasion. No aliens please. On second thought, that includes any people who think they are aliens, or been abducted by aliens, or molested by aliens. That goes double for less-than-honest people. My tolerance for bullshit is extremely low, so dont bother. Other than that, any honest humans out there are welcome!

Music:

Classical, angry chick music, eminem (i dont care if its not kosher with the womynhood-his lyrics are hysterical), angry guy music, etc. etc. Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Aimee Mann, Patty Griffin, Will Smith, Tchiakovsky, Mussorsky, Stravinsky, any name that ends in -sky.... Yo-Yo Ma Rules!!!

Movies:

Too many to name...love action-adventure, horror, caper flicks, comedies not by Ben Stiller or Tom Green.....foreign films too

Television:

House, Bones, West Wing, L&O: CI, Monk, Psych, NCIS...Basically anything besides canned-laughter sitcoms and reality shows

Books:

Laurell K. Hamilton, Janet Evanovich, Robert Parker, the Lord of the Flies author was a genius, and Ayoob for the gun stuff

Heroes:

Barbie.....that bitch gets everything.....Karl Marx, Groucho, Harpo....yeah, any of those Marx brothers.....Karl wasnt a Marx brother? oh well, guess that explains the grade I got on that paper in high school.....Santa Claus, Gloria Steinem until she caved, the Constitution, Robert the Bruce, Flora MacDonald (you go homegirl!), Batman had some kool gadgets, but so did the guy on Get Smart, and Q (the Bond Q, not Star Trek Q) ....and my Ma. Just because.

My Blog

Oh sure, now it lets me post a new blog....You dont frighten me, English pig-dogs!

Ok, so whats up with the clock on this thing anyway?  Its set three hours ahead.  I dont live in Vegas, much to my chagrin. Well, this blog WAS going to be a nice rant against our Myspace or...
Posted by Iaine on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Another life update.....

Ok, so here's the thing. I dont get people.  I mean, I really dont.  Someone please explain to me how my personal life is any of someone else's business, unless I choose to make it that way....
Posted by Iaine on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:35:00 PST

Massacre thoughts......

Okay so first of all let me say a belated thank you to all those who sent me lovely birthday messages and shit....sorry about the wait, but Ive been dealing with new job, old boyfriend, career, and ma...
Posted by Iaine on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

Life Updates...good times baby!

Hello all, time for another lifetime update from your friendly neighborhood sarcastic personality.  Starting out, hope everyone had a good holiday season.  Im typing this on the new laptop m...
Posted by Iaine on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Halloween laziness......

Ok, so Ive got another bone to pick with some parents today.  Many of you know Im staying at my brothers house right now, and he lives in a large housing development, so we knew we were gonna get...
Posted by Iaine on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

ManLaws....read to find out more!...

  To Whom it May Concern:  This title should include everyone on earth.  These were forwarded to me from my bro and will come in very handy for the ladies....lets face it, some of the l...
Posted by Iaine on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST

What Adult Magazine Are You?......

To all my gentle readers, a simple survey I created..... What adult magazine are you?  If you were to be featured in a porn mag, which one would it be?  Take note:  this magazine does n...
Posted by Iaine on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST

Todays Bullshit....

Just a quick comment on the bullshit that happened today.  So Im at work, and the "Investigative Analyst" (read glorified secretary) is there, and I start telling her about this chick I met recen...
Posted by Iaine on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Promised topics....

Hello there gentle viewers....nice to see SOOOOOO many people leaving comments for my blogs....you guys suck!  So I promised in earlier entries to vary my rants...oops, I meant "blog topics", so ...
Posted by Iaine on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PST

just keepin ya updated....

Howdy everyone...its been a little while since I blogged, but Ive been so bogged down in Real Life that Ive gotten distracted...thats my story and Im stickin to it!!  Yes, my fine feathered frien...
Posted by Iaine on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST