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Orson

I'm a pervert. Yes, a perv....enjoy.

About Me

You earth people are beginning to tax my patience.

Orson is a:
Scientologist

Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Scientology faith. You strive to find the truth in all matters, but have no faith in people and things. You are very logical, smart and charismatic and you smell nice.

60% scientific.
20% faith-oriented.

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My Interests

Cattle mutilation and Capoeira. Mostly mutilation.
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I'd like to meet:

Your leader.

Music:

I have been aurally intercepting your Tenacious D. Also, Gogol Bordello and Dub Trio. ENOUGH OF THIS!!!

Movies:

Oh, you know, the usual...anything by Ingmar Bergman. Also 'Boots 'N Saddles' and 'Riders of the Whistlin' Pines.' I AM THROUGH WITH QUESTIONS!!!

Books:

QUIET UNDERLINGS!!!

My Blog

Feces of the gods

I eat lightning and crap thunder. BE WARNED!!! PS. Run faster, jump higher. --Orson
Posted by Orson on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:24:00 PST

Field Sanity Test

"Say the alphabet...backwards. Well fuck, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to drive." Bill Hicks Sane Man now on DVD. Get it earth scum. http://www.sacredcow.com/allnew/index_...
Posted by Orson on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:39:00 PST

SHOCK GENERATOR, TYPE ZLB. DYSON INSTRUMENT COMPANY, OUTPUT 15 VOLTS -- 450 VOLTS

Subject: I can't stand it I'm not going to kill that man in there. You hear him hollering? Experimenter: As I told you before, the shocks may be painful, but . . . Subject: But he's hollering. He ...
Posted by Orson on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:41:00 PST

Chin in

Chin in. Last Chin-in. Last Stretch-of-the-neck. Last patience. Last ceremony. Now we will chant the Hannya Shingo. Dai kaijo!Don't move! Chukai!...
Posted by Orson on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

Only a symptom of a much larger problem.

Augh. My blog hurts. And it's a little puffy. 
Posted by Orson on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST

glob

Orson to Earth...Respond...
Posted by Orson on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:50:00 PST