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About Me

1. When I don't smile, folks always thought I look like I was about to jump people... Not true. I am actually very nice, believe it or not.2. I count my tiles when I walk, and I hate walking on lines, it gotta be within the tiles.3. I cannot stand split ends... I must cut it when I see one, if not.. I'd rather pull that piece of hair out.4. I love the smell of Pine Sol, rubber cement, and gasoline.5. I have a strong sense of personal space.6. I cannot dance to save my life.7. I don't have a wallet.8. I think Mc Donald's Fillet-O-Fish is the cutest thing.9. I don't drink water, only gaterade.10. I do get pulled over a lot for speeding. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile..
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My Interests

1. PS3 is my NEW LOVE. That shit is addictive... as fuck.2. Cars. I mean NICE, FAST cars.3. Self improvement.4. Sudoku and Mad libs.5. Cleaning cars, house... just cleaning in general.6. Drawing.7. Ice-skating.8. Yummy food.

I'd like to meet:

1. Liar, compulsive liar.... Pathological liar... cheater.. whatever you call it.2. Homewrecker, go find your own. For real.3. Energy vampire.4. Stalker.5. People who has no sense of personal hygiene.6. Talk hella loud, it gives me headache.7. Super clingy.8. Your mouth moves faster than your brain. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

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Movies:

1. Good Will Hunting 2. The Bourn Identity, The Bourn Supremacy, The Bourn Ultimatum. 3. The Kite Runner 4. Black Hawk Down 5. The Labrynth (Classic!) 6. Apocalypto 7. Transformer 8. Fearless (Jet Li) 9. Shaolin soccer 10.Lesbain porn

Television:

CSI Las Vegas

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Very Costy But Screw You Real Good

My car DIED AGAIN...... WHAT THE F**K. Those incompetent mechanics told me that they "FIXED" it, they mutha effing LIED to me! A BMW dealership doesn't know how to fix BMWs?! How crazy is that. Low vo...
Posted by Captain Mary on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:47:00 PST

Free Shit

08/17/2008 09:15 PM - Vunt Foom Collaboration @ Faire Gallery and Cafe1351 Olive Way and Melrose Seattle (Capitol Hill), Washington 98122 Cost:Free YAH! trick YAH! Description:Experimental funk/jazz f...
Posted by Captain Mary on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:02:00 PST

Ill Let You Kiss My Feet, One-Time Offer!

SATURDAY.AUGUST 2ND!!! 8pm sharp! Raffle tickets to the first people who show up!The Cornerstone @ Faire Gallery & Cafe 1 Year Anniversary!!! 1351 East Olive Way (Capitol Hill), Seattle, Washingt...
Posted by Captain Mary on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:03:00 PST

I HATE

CRAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKKK...
Posted by Captain Mary on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

Dry Prune Leaving On a Jet Plane

After a whole quarter of major sleep deprivation, crazy overdose on Starbuck's and Rockstar, I am now officially a dry prune. Time has never gone by so quickly ...
Posted by Captain Mary on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST

With My Cape On

Ok, so... I was sitting in my garage with Laura smoking. No, not weed, we are no stoners. Anywayz, we were just babbling about how we hate people, and want to go and kill people just for the heck of i...
Posted by Captain Mary on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Transient

Cold&dark&on empty pavement you thinkof wherethe time and day went you hopeand dreamyou'll awaken tomorrowand be freefrom this life of sorrowbut stillyou're on a winding roadyou search to find a homer...
Posted by Captain Mary on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST

Number 8

Just for today, I will stop saying "If I had time." I never will "find time." For anything if I want time, I must take it. How brilliant. Sounds like something that my dad would say. &nbs...
Posted by Captain Mary on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Actual Definition of The Word ...

Relationship n. colloq. a connection or association (esp. sexual) between two people. - The Oxford American Dictionary of Current English ...
Posted by Captain Mary on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Like A Polluted River Flowing

The freeways are psycholigical entanglement ofwaped souls,dying flowers in the dying hourof the dying day.Old cars, young drivers,new models driven by aged men, driven bydrivers without licenese...
Posted by Captain Mary on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST