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About Me

I'm in the Air Force. My hair does not touch my ears. I produce uncontrollable SAPP violations everywhere I go. I am an "Expert" with the M-9 Beretta.

My Interests

Public Affairs. UCMJ. court systems. Drifting. Cars. Basic Military Training. BPAS-W. Copy-editing. Interesting things. Fine Art. Photography. Music. Cellphones. Mp3 players. mind games. Movies. Car Audio. Books. Interpersonal Relationships. Proteins. Carbohydrates. Lipids. Nucleic Acid. Micropipetting. Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs.

I'd like to meet:

Some sort of higher power that controls every aspect of my life, and who has surrepitiously predetermined my every move, opinion, answer, and question -- leading ultimately to my destiny. This is me trying to sound deep. Bill.

Music:

Sage Francis. The Boogilistics. Enigma. Blue Sky Black Death. Whatever is good imo. Support local artists!

Movies:

300, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Se7en, Requiem for a Dream, Platoon, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Game, poolhall junkies, Scarface, What Dreams May Come, Sublime. Slipstream(I know). I could go on.

Television:

Mythbusters. [Adult Swim]. Battlestar Gallactica.(I'm a nerd) Don't get to watch much Television.

Books:

Oh, the Places You'll Go! -- By Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

With all honesty -- my father. People who fought, and are currently fighting for my freedoms.

My Blog

Air Expo 2008 (Air Show) July 19-20

McCHORD AIR FORCE BASE, Wash. -- This Saturday, McChord AFB kicks off Air Expo 2008 here. The free event is open to the public and lasts until Sunday. Main attractions will be static displ...
Posted by Project Pat on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:59:00 PST

w00+!!

GRADUATED!! Comin home tomorrow Nov. 28!!...
Posted by Project Pat on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

Graduating!

So hopefully this will be my last entry at Detachment 2, 336th Training Squadron, here on post, Fort George G. Meade, Md. Heh, its been almost half a year since I've seen everyone back home .&nb...
Posted by Project Pat on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

"Providing alcohol to a minor"

Is what Staff Sgt. wrote as I stood at parade rest two paces from his desk. This is of course after he had read me my rights, all that junk about I have a right to an attourney and whatnot. ...
Posted by Project Pat on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST

Effin "Black Friday"

So, I lost my wallet (again) lol. This time though I think its gone for good. It's been about 3 days now, and hour by hour the less likely I will never get it back. So basically, the...
Posted by Project Pat on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:00:00 PST

Open Ranks... Harch!

Yea, so I'm not even gonna try to be formal and grammatically correct or worry about stylebook errors with this entry. Today sucked almost thought my feature story about War Photography was gonn...
Posted by Project Pat on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:58:00 PST

Features...

Well, I woke up at about 10.30 a.m. today. I didn't actually get the strength to roll out of my rickety bunk bed until 11.20 a.m. or so. It's always an adventure when I jump off ...
Posted by Project Pat on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST

Comin home.

So my days are numbered at the Defense Information School on post, Fort George G. Meade, Md. As of today I have 9 regular days left and 5 instructional days. I am slated to graduate N...
Posted by Project Pat on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:41:00 PST

Goodbye for now.

Whelp, that time has come. July 10th I am shipping out to Lackland AFB in San Antonio for Basic Military Training. Then off to Fort Meade in Maryland to get trained up in Journalism so tha...
Posted by Project Pat on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

OH MAN! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

When the deer from the other realm came and ate my beard I was distraught becuz of the acid rain that hurt my balding head when the tentacles popped out of the ground and picked me up and brought me i...
Posted by Project Pat on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST