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There. I created my profile. Are you happy now, Loretta?

About Me

Aren't all the things listed under 'interests' enough? Just how much of a narcissist are you supposed to be on MySpace, anyway?

My Interests

Soccer, music, reading, and keeping my caffeine level constant at all times.

I'd like to meet:

No one, everyone, anyone. I'm too old to have idols I'd kill to meet. The days of hanging out in hotel lobbies hoping to spot a glimpse of Duran Duran are long gone, alas. Folks who can bring the snark are always entertaining, though.

Music:

I'm musically confused. I like what I like, and who knows why. My most recent purchases are Shakira, Rob Zombie, Audioslave, Toby Keith, and Martina McBride. If you can figure out the common thread, let me know.

Movies:

Really dark, or really dumb. There is no middle ground.

Television:

Law and Order: whatever; Monk; Amazing Race; VH1 celebreality shows, House

Books:

Constantly changing, but, again, dark or dumb. Mysterious is good, too.

Heroes:

Miss Alli (www.televisionwithoutpity.com): I want to be snarky and analytical, just like she is.