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Lornadahl

Try harder.

About Me

I don't appreciate forwarded e-mail. I appreciate videoke whose images are congruent with the song. I eat for survival, I blog for an outlet and I steal just for kicks.

My Interests

Literature, films, Internet, good food, music, pop culture, catsup, tequila, shopping, dream interpretations, bashing, men.

I'd like to meet:

Fellow aliens, baby dinosaurs and tamagochis.

Music:

Either uplifting or depressing, either angry or happy as long as it's not as senseless as Britney Spears ditties.

Movies:

Indies/European films. Though I must admit a taste of brainless flicks is a once-in-a-blue-moon need.

Television:

TV ads.

Books:

Cover to cover.

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

CRADLE

TITLE: CRADLE TAMBUCHO TALE .: 6 DESTINATION: LAWTON SANA TRT: 20 MINUTES Dear Gwendolyn, I was on my way to Joel's despedida party that night...and running late. So I immediately hailed the ...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUTAL

TITLE: BUTAL TAMBUCHO TALE # : 5 DESTINATION: HOME TRT: 15 MINUTES Dear Gwendolyn, Price hike sucks. Seated beside is me a clueless, old woman about the price leap from the minimum PhP4.00...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MUTYA

TITLE: MUTYA TAMBUCHO TALE : 4 DESTINATION: TOMAS MORATO TRT: 1 HR AND & Dear Gwendolyn, It was my first time to interview a famous person. And of all professions, he happens to be an establi...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NON-STOP

TITLE: NON-STOP TAMBUCHO TALE : 3 DESTINATION: PASAY TRT: 7 HOURS Dear Gwendolyn, MAKE OR BREAK QUESTION: Ok lang ba sayo to work as a journalist pero konti lang ang kita? CONTESTANT . 1:...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXTRA GRAVY

TITLE: EXTRA GRAVY TAMBUCHO TALE : 2 DESTINATION: AYALA AVE. TRT: 15 MINS. Dear Gwendolyn, I saw Kakai board the bus one night on my way to work. No, not on Fantasy Tours. Normally, I wou...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CALADRYL

TITLE: CALADRYL TAMBUCHO TALE : 1 DESTINATION: HOME TRT: 17 MINS. Dear Gwendolyn, Countdown: 18 more days before the election. Since I never gave a flying fuck, I failed to notice. This after...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

COTTONMOUTH

TITLE: COTTONMOUTH TAMBUCHO TALE : -1. DESTINATION: GAS STATION/STARTING POINT TRT: N/A Dearest, Today, Gwendolyn, you no longer have a twin sister. You have risen from a nap and pleaded fo...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

15.04.04; Terrorist Thursday; 21:57

15.04.04; Terrorist Thursday; 21:57 No. of swimsuits paraded yesterday: 0. No. of calories burned yesterday: Approximately 900. No. of calories gained yesterday: Approximately 1,000. Dear Niwee,...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

13.04.04; Tibetan Tuesday; 13:55

13.04.04; Tibetan Tuesday; 13:55 No. of good book buys: 2. Books left behind: Elmore Leonards Maximum Bob for PhP25 and Who Wants To Be Me, an autobio, for PhP75. Why: Im reluctant. Fine, fine. I...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

08.04.04; Maundy Thursday; 20:51

08.04.04; Maundy Thursday; 20:51 Achievement of the Week: My devil-may-care decision to ride in Del Carmen bus tonight. Eyesores of the week: 1. A jeepney drivers pre-trip non-stop crotch scratchi...
Posted by Lornadahl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST