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The Silent Monk of Chocolate

relax, it's just zen

About Me

I fake a happy smile because inside I'm filled with sadness .......... Haha - just kidding. I'm usually pretty chill and optimistic - which tend to get on some people's nerves --- they're all like, "hey, you need to be more realistic." and I'm like, "Oh yeah? Well, your mom's an ugly tranny butt whore!"... If you wanna know more, just ask me. Haha - because I really want you to start asking those deep insightful questions so I can give you a well analyzed post-adolescent idealistic answer about how much I really don't give a shit. I thought that movie, INTO THE WILD, was the crappiest 15 minutes of bullshit I've ever seen. It works a lot better as a coaster for my kleenex box. I don't critique others' screenplays anymore because 9 out of 10 times, they suck. If you've read this far, you're a fag. Haha - just kidding. Thanks for reading.

My Interests

New experiences, good stories, good people and anything that gets my heart pumping.

I'd like to meet:

, just not right now ... i have this thing ...

Music:

MADECHE VISION ..

Movies:

FATHER BALINBIN by The Chocolate Monk ..Dreamgirls by Bill Condon ..WASSUP ROCKERS by Larry Clark ..

Television:

Ecclectic

Books:

Too many

Heroes:

Voltron, Bradford W. Smith (Producer), Jerry Bruckheimer (Producer), David Ayer (Writer/Director/Veteran)

My Blog

:::LOOKING FOR INNOVATIVE FILMMAKERS/STORY TELLERS:::

This is a serious inquiry for all filmmakers:I'm looking for innovative filmmakers (esp. Writers and Directors) who can conceptualize serial film/video entertainment in increments of 3 to 5 minutes an...
Posted by Monk de Chocolat on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

:::reasons to be your own boss-3:::

Risk becomes more appealing than security.
Posted by Monk de Chocolat on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

:::FOR SERIOUS SCREENWRITERS ONLY:::

If you're looking for professional, constructive criticism on your work.....   I'm selling my services as a freelance Story Analyst & Consultant.   I have a reputable background in cover...
Posted by Monk de Chocolat on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:20:00 PST

:::fling:::

My weakness knocked back by seductive indifference It intrigued me at first Now just muddles my vision   Leave the silence unchecked Will it wilt these expressions? Will my playground affections ...
Posted by Monk de Chocolat on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

:::welcome home:::

It couldn't have been a more heartfelt home coming.  Multi-colored balloons adorned wooden posts around our picnic tables.  A "WELCOME HOME" banner, the cheesiest and largest one we cou...
Posted by Monk de Chocolat on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST