My name is Louise and I am 5. I steal your breath while you sleep.
If you are looking at this page, I don't like you. In fact, I can't wait to get my razor-sharp claws into your neck. There's something about your face that doesn't agree with me. Perhaps you could use some stripes. Crimson stripes.
I am known by many names, but you will know me simply as Louise, aka Hate Nails, aka Mistress of Breath, aka Whiskaface Killa, aka Lady L., aka Death on Four Legs, aka Pain Cave, aka Luscious Leadpaw, aka Pussy Gore Galore, aka The Maim Dame, aka Apocalypse Meow, aka Terror Claws, aka Princess Whiplash, aka Tail-O, aka Madame Throatbite.
You don't want to meet me anywhere. I will carve out your eyes and sup at your brainstem. You're a maggot and deserve to suffer.
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"Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed…the Great Cat"
During the reign of the Pharaohs, it was considered a capital crime to kill or injure a cat, even if the cat died through an unfortunate accident. If a house caught fire, the rule went like this—cats first, humans second. If a cat should die of natural causes the entire household went into elaborate mourning with chanting and pounding of chests as an outward sign of grief. The body of the cat had to be wrapped in linen and delivered to the priest who inspected the cat's body to be certain the cat had died a natural death.
After death the cat's body was embalmed, wrapped again in linen, decorated and either buried in special cemeteries or entombed in temples. Thousands of cat mummies were preserved in a huge temple at Bubastis. Mouse mummies were also found in the tombs, to assure that the cat had food for the journey into the afterlife. In fact, the Egyptians so loved their cats that cats mummies far and away out numbered human mummies found in Egypt. Over 300,000 cat mummies were found in one excavation alone at Beni-Hassan in the 1800s.
