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Okay, here I go… you know, I’ve had this damn account for like 3 years and never have I ever wrote anything on here. So I’m supposed to talk about me and what I like to do and blah blah blah… but you know, I’m just not in the mood. Every now and again I get in these moods where I just want to rant. You know, kinda like a blog that just comes out of nowhere and continues on this never-ending path to what? Who knows… Neway, today I decided to take this opportunity to rant away about absolutely nothing and then incorporate this into my “about me” section. Let’s see, what to rant about… you know I really don’t have any particular subject in mind so I’m just going to continue typing until something comes up. Ah ha! I have it… I’m going to rant about my little dot dot dot. You see I always use little ;) (Winking smiley) and … (short pause) when writing to friends. Hell, I even use it at work. Is it bad grammar? Did I not pay attention in English? Am I secretly infatuated with emoticons and abstract symbols? Who knows… but the fact is I use it. Don’t you ever just feel like you want to add a pause in your writing? Kinda like how you’re in a meeting and this moron across from you is talking about something that makes absolutely no sense and you’re just trying to decide is this person A. a dumbass who obviously fucked someone to get his job and really has no clue what he’s talking about… or B. He thinks he knows what he’s talking about but really has a lower IQ then my little brothers friend who microwaved the cat thinking it would give it energy. (You know, I’m going to add that to my list of things to do before I die) Anyway, back to my dots… see, there’s one right there. Most people like to use a comma or something to show a short pause. Not me. Dots are so much better, they just flow to me. I even have this emoticon on IM that makes them go left to right, over and over again.Now you’re wondering “why did he bring up the guy in the meeting??” Well this incorporates our comma vs. the dots. While you’re engaged in this conversation you need time to process A. or B. above. The comma just doesn’t give you the needed time to make an informed decision. The dots however can be pushed as long as possible by adding additional dots. Now for you morons out there, this is on paper. If I catch any of you speaking “dot… dot… dot…” I’m going to fucking smack you and ask that you stop consuming the oxygen in the room. Save it for someone who deserves it… Okay, over the dots now... on to something else. I guess I should include something about myself… something to make you actually want to consider me your new bestest MySpace friend. Humm, nothing comes to mind. The end. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile