Homeless people, Luring young girls to my home by way of fake online identitites, PUPPIES!!
Aaron Burr. I mean, what was he thinking?!!
TV on The Radio, Metric, Built to Spill, The Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Weezer, Ted Leo/Pharmicists, Arcade Fire, Joanna Newsom, Cat Power, Belle and Sebatian, Jeff Buckley, Rufus Wainwright, Led Zeppelin, Outkast, Neutral Milk Hotel, Interpol, Mirah, My Bloody Valentine, The Firey Furnaces, Broken Social Scene, The Velvet Underground, Janis Joplin, Radiohead, The Decemberists, Dismemberment Plan, Bob Dylan, Bjork, Sondre Lerche, The Shins, The Old 97s, The Pixies, Animal Collective, Pavement, Sufjan Stevens, Wilco, Neil Young, Tenacious D, DNTEL, Wolf Parade, Wilderness, New Buffalo, The Walkmen, Erin McKeon, Feist, Ladytron, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Enon, Le Tigre, Atmosphere, Johnnie Osbourne, Brian Eno, The Roots, Architecture in Helsinki, The Boy Least Likely To, The Jackson 5, Most Motown, The Knife, Air, ELO, The Unicorns, Wutang, The Owls, Badly Drawn Boy, CCR, Antony and the Johnsons, Liz Phair, Sleater Kinney, Mos Def and Talib Kwali are Blackstar, Prince Paul and Progressive Youth,
The Big Lebowski, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Junebug, Before Night Falls, Brick, Childstar, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Hurly Burly, Young Frankenstein, Army of Darkness, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, American Splendor, Willy Wonka, Henry V, This Is Spinal Tap, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Hero, Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet, Motorcycle Diaries, City of God
Noah's Ark (and not just for ironic reasons), MR. Show, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, Chapelle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Strangers with Candy, Original Popeye cartoons, Cartoons in general, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, Sex and the City, The Comedians of Comedy, The L Word, The State, Stella, Six Feet Under, Meerkat Manor, Weeds, Extras, The Office, PRoject Runway, I'll admit it: Pimp My Ride
Franny and Zoey, 9 Stories, As I lay Dying, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Poisinwood Bible, Too many poetry anthologies to name, The Stranger, No Exit, The Great Gatsby, The Sound and the Fury, The End of the Affair, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest, Beloved, I Know This Much is True, The Empty Space, Emerson's Nature and other nonfiction essays, The children's book "I'll Love You Forever", Short stories and poems by A. A. Milne, most anything by David Sedaris, A variety of DR. Suess books