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The Cat Mom

Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the sam

About Me

I am a transplanted New Yorker and not so much a swinger, as someone who really loves swings. I am divorced in the most extreme sense of the word. I am a Loquacious, Misanthropic, Cat loving, Leftist, NPR listening,CNN watching, Vegetarian, New Yorker reading, book club attending, Pilates doing, Volvo driving, Arts patron type. I am incredibly flexible and endowed w/ a rapier wit.*TURN ONS; Facial hair, being ensconced in silk, intelligent/articulate men who get the references,don't ask me what the big words mean and who tickle me cerebrally. Endurance is a plus.*TURN OFFS; all things inane, inconsistancy, lack of continuity, lack of appreciation, mendacity, little girls posing as grown men...

My Interests

OCD, Science, books, films, music, poli-sci, philosophy, travel, theatre,dark comedy,dark beer,red wine, Pilates, bicycling, good food, VS .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Unicorns! A sardonic, sarcastic, polysyllabic, cultured, witty, emotionally and financially stable, tall, dark, handsome man who eats veg.,cooks veg.,buys green, recycles, loves cats, someone who reads, sees films, is introspective-no kids, no Nascar, no motorcycles, no god, no new age, no meat, no bongs and/or Richard Dawkin,Donald Fagen,Anthony Bourdain

Music:

Too many favorites to enumerate! My taste in music is eclectic. In no order whatsoever,my favs include; Steely Dan,David Bowie,Pete Townshend,Al Green,Zappa,Black Sabbath,NIN,Soungarden/Cornell,Fee Waybill,The Black Crowes,Jellyfish,The Clash,Soul Coughing/M.Doughty,Ry Cooder,Buddy Guy,Pre Hagar-Van Halen,The Beatles,although I do not celebrate a lot of the solo stuff,the first 7 or so Elton John albums, The Cat Dad (even though he never thought so,)the first 4 U2 albums,The Killers, The Kinks,old Van Morrison,Cream/Clapton on heroin,Alice In Chains,young,drunk Bonnie Rait, multiple dead Blues men who played slide,Cheb i Sabbah, the bass line for Dream Weaver rules! Aretha Franklin and Annie Lennox will kick your ass (tag team,) big soft spot for Squeeze,Dire Straights and Elvis Costello *TOP DOZENISH ALBUMS; The Wall,Fair Warning,Doors first,ZepI,Blood On The Tracks,Revolver,Peter Gabriel's UP,Pretty Hate Machine/With Teeth, soundtrack for Hedwig and the Angry Inch,soundtrack for Jesus Christ Superstar,(most of) Blood Sugar Sex Magic *IMPOSSIBLE to be in a BAD MOOD while listening to; The Specials,E6 and/or Mindless Self Indulgence (go ahead,try it.)

Movies:

Innumerable foreign and art house selections as well as the following; FIGHT CLUB,The Believer, The Wall, Wild at Heart, The Holy Grail, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Donny Darko, Napolean Dynamite, American Beauty, American Movie, Spinal Tap, Dangerous Liasons, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather,To Kill a Mockingbird, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Sex Lies and Videotape, Closer....

Television:

McLaughlin Group,The Office

Books:

Collected works of; Milan Kundera, Chuck Palahnuik, Sartre,Camus,Kafka,Tennesse Williams, as well as Life Of Pi, The Mustache,Clockwork Orange,Confederacy Of Dunces,Naked .... I read a ton of Bukowski's poetry and prefer it to the short stories-killer imagery. You can almost smell the vomit.

Heroes:

The Cat Dad, Adlai Stevenson, Margaret Sanger,Mike Judge,The Thing,The Hulk, Nietzsche,Camille Paglia,Joe Biden...

My Blog

closer,closer,closer still

You let me violate you.You let me desecrate you.You let me penetrate you. You let me complicate you.Help me.I broke apart my insides. Help me. I've got no soul to sell.Help me. The only thing that wor...
Posted by The Cat Mom on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

life is relentless

I am incredibly aggravated! Words can not begin to express my level of annoyance currently. I sure could use a respit from this; an unexpected phone call, cheesecake, a generous glass of Shiraz-maybe ...
Posted by The Cat Mom on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:24:00 PST

I shaved for this?

That MF is on line right now. Right now! He said he would call back,but no. I shaved for this? WTF? I think a drink is in order.
Posted by The Cat Mom on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST