the Church of Blogtology |
For the last three years I've been putting out a blog every Sunday morning like clockwork. A fellow once commented that reading my Sunday morning blogs was as close as he'd ever come to going to churc...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:33:00 GMT |
If you are "unconditionally and irrevocably in love" with Edward Cullen and 'Twilight'... |
...you probably won't like this blog and probably should exit this page right now.Until recently I had successfully avoided subjecting myself to this latest pop culture phenomenon, but sooner or later...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:33:00 GMT |
Count me out |
I have a lot of good memories from my high school days...but relatively few of them were actually from high school itself. I went to high school in a completely different corner of the country before ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
Father, brother, and I |
I wasn't really sure what to make of my father when I was growing up as a child. He used to lay around a lot, and I wondered why he wasn't up and active as I wished he were. When I got older I learned...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
an open letter to 2012 |
"Dear 2012 -I know you aren't due to be here for another 3 years and a lot of people are already talking about you, but I wanted to send you a personal letter instead. Nobody can agree what is going t...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
A long time ago, in a LosAngeles far, far away... |
(Please excuse the minor glitches in continuity...)"This search... how do you want it done?" "I'm prepared to scour the galaxy for that motherfragger. If Skywalker goes to Hoth I want a probe droid hi...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
the gayest blog I ever wrote |
FYI: a couch that is attracted to the same kind of couch is classified as a homosectional. Couches may have an open relationship and see other furniture, but this could increase the risk of sectionall...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
...because sometimes I just don't feel like trying to make a point... |
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning,I was dreaming of an ice cream coneRumours going around, that I eat it by the poundFeel like a waffle coneHere comes the heat, gotta get a cool treatCarry o...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
add me on Facebook!!1! lololol |
....just kidding. No offense to anyone who's currently double-dipping but I say, screw the FB.In recent months I have been doing such an embarrassingly piss-poor job of maintaining contact with the co...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:00:00 GMT |
Al E. Gorie rode a pair o' bulls and said "yeehaw" |
At one point when I was about 18 years old and fiercely independent, I was sharing an apartment with my girlfriend at the time. I had already been living on my own for nearly a year by then, had a reg...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:33:00 GMT |
