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Thessaly

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About Me

I like to garage sale, cook, garden and travel around the world. I love the muppets, I play ukulele and like to go on hikes and camping now and again. I like to be a party hostess and put on shows on stages. I collect a lot of things: betty crocker cookbooks, old lunchboxes, polyester outfits, annie dolls, tv trays, old fisher price toys, like the castle, airport, barn, etc.... right now I'm only collecting things for my porch and garden. I like craftsman houses and I miss San Francisco but I'm excited to get a piece of LA's hot ass. Once I was bitten by an exremely poisonous scorpian and almost died. I didn't. I lived to tell stories through song and dance, but not dance at all really. I'm obsessed with pioneers, cheerleaders and I hate mayonaise.

My Interests

succulents, comedy, fisher price toys, haruki murakami, the sedaris siblings, the donner party and the rest of the pioneers, neurology case studies, theater, orchids, archeology, i like the fortean times, taco trucks, stories, ufo's, cults, anthropology, geography, paleontology, geolgy, botany, gemology, celebrity downfalls.

I'd like to meet:

old and new friendsies. rich patrons of art. Pool-owner friends. Funny smartie-pantsies.

Music:

I decided today the Mountain Goats are my favorite band. I also love: Belle & Sebastian, the Beatles, Indigo Girls, Bishop Allen, Flaming Lips, Neutral Milk Hotel,Deathcab for Cutie, Architecture in Helsinki, Beirut, Postal Service, the Wainright siblings, scissor sisters, django rheinhardt, scott joplin, early michael jackson, the shins, good 80's music, like prince, eurythmics, cyndi lauper, the cars, talking heads, Dolly Parton, Henry Mancini, all right, showtunes now and again. I greatly dislike new R&B, new county, new pop. Barf.

Movies:

spinal tap, waiting for guffman, best in show, breakfast club, 16 candles, some kind of wonderful, weird science, the marx brothers, arthur, trading places, fast times at ridgemont high, dazed and confused, blazing saddles, star wars (1st 3), welcome to the dollhouse. Funny good movies. No crappy romantic comedies. no scary movies, no boring action bloody movies. Funny Smarty movies.

Television:

AbFab, the office (british vers) wife swap (so good!), Dateline (love it!), ali g, Strangers with Candy!, the Simpsons, the brady bunch, Arrested Development, Sopranos, Rome, Unsolved Mysteries, Kim Possible, Sesame Street, Teletubbies, spongebob squarepants, three's company, love boat

Books:

I heart reading! Anne Lamott, David Sedaris, Haruki Murakami, Malcolm Gladwell, David Foster Wallace, the New Yorker, Harpers, McSweeneys, Roald Dahl, Beverly Cleary, Daniel Pinkwater, right now I'm really into Oliver Sacks, Anne Patchett, so many books to read...

Heroes:

the pioneers who Walked! across the country and had babies in the mud and then continued walking like an hour after delivery, my parents, great-aunt rose and great uncle galen, artists who are able to avoid day jobs, bill-payers, whistle blowers, candy and music makers, game players(not the weird head kind, but the board and parlor kind), all the usuals: the famous activists for all the liberal peace/socialist/equal rights stuffystuff. Helpers, like mechanics.

My Blog

V/Blogs 411sies!!!

Dear Blog Reader,As you may know, Myspace deleted The UkuLady's profile and I now have a new UkuLady profile. However, all my myspace blogs were deleted as well. Luckily, The UkuLady always posts he...
Posted by Thessaly on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

Re-Friend The UkuLady PLEASE!

Pals of Myspace!The UkuLady was horribly deleted and needs your help! Please re-friend her/me and help me regain my fleet of UkuLady myspace friends so I can continue my campaign To The Downfall of Ev...
Posted by Thessaly on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

UKULADY 411!!!!

Dear Friends!Myspace has completely fucked with my UkuLady myspace and somehow my account has disappeared! This blog has information on The UkuLady's Upcoming Shows!11/7 - The UkuLady's Ponyshow at ...
Posted by Thessaly on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

Blog Moving to UkuLady's Myspace!

Dear Myspace Blog,Today is the day I move you to www.myspace.com/TheUkuLady! I think you will enjoy it more, because The UkuLady has a lot more myspace friends than Thessaly Lerner, as The UkuLady is...
Posted by Thessaly on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:00 PST

Special O Vlogsies & Parasites!!

Dear Blog,Special Occasion Music, The UkuLady's side project, has posted 2 vlogs on their vlog at www.myspace.com/SpecialOccasionMusic! How Excitingsies! Also, I think I have to move you, blog,...
Posted by Thessaly on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

Soy Moist Chappaccinos & such...

Dear Blog,The disparity between Regular Life in LA and Fantasyland at Camp Winnarainbow is ridiculous. At Camp I didn't even take comedy notes because every second was chock-full of hilarity, brillia...
Posted by Thessaly on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

The Korean Spa Blog - Spa Blog!

Dear Blog,I paid to have a Korean lady wearing black lace panties and bra, slough my nude body free of several layers of skin cells. As I lay porcine-like, on the Korean Spa's slippery vinyl sloughi...
Posted by Thessaly on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:49:00 PST

LA Times & Fireman Stories

Dear Blog,The LA Times is so lame they featured a color photo and 2 page story about the girl who received Paris Hilton's Old phone number. Also, my friend's dad is a retired fire chief and I as...
Posted by Thessaly on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

A Very UkuLady Return to LalaLand

Dear Blog,A quickie review of my first week back in LA after the woods of Northern California:1. Oh right, I live in Mexico. I remembered this on my way to jog around Echo Park Lake, deftly zigzaggin...
Posted by Thessaly on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST

Myspace Blog is a weiner

Dear Blog,Myspace sucks and won..s latest blog, a Very UkuLady Return to Lalaland, at www.TheUkuLady.com, under Blog. Love The UkuLady
Posted by Thessaly on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST