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Cade

Live From Your Girlfriends Bedroom

About Me

1) I have gotten on myspace and masturbated to the pics.
2) I know I look like Ben Stiller
3) I know that what does not kill me defines me.
4) I have a large appetite for good looking girls
5) I come across arrogant but I am really insecure
6) I have communication problems
7) I will hold a grudge for a very long time
8) I have problems relating to my peers
9) I am very autonomous
10) Being alone does not scare me
Quotes about me that stuck in my head:
"Your the biggest dork I know, I like you so much!"
"You make me a stronger person but I am so insecure with you."
"Before you I was never horny"
"How do you get me to do these things?"
"Do you ever do anything that is not logical?"
"Why do I do these things for you?"

You know how we all feel like we are different or unique? Like there is no one who can possibly understand us? I guess my thing is I know that no one understands me. I don’t understand me. I can easily point out to myself on what is wrong with me. Correcting it is another situation. I suppose someone may need to bring it out of me.
I am proud to be a individual. I pride myself on my wit and humor. Every day is about how I can have fun. Fun and amusement are very high on my priority. Setting goals and accomplishing them is another. I have done many things I can be proud of. More then the average Joe in my opinion. I am weird and it may take you a while to start to understand this. I am self centered and I will continue to be till I get married… or more like IF I ever get married.
Some of my Mixes: Cade I'm Not From Chicago 80 Minutes I Did It Just For You 70 Minutes Live @ Dynagroove 04-28-2001 90 Minutes IT Happens On A Saturday Night 90 Minutes In The Lonely 60 Minutes Little Dream 60 Minutes Midnight Motion 60 Minutes
Double Click The Box Bellow

My Interests

House music, Throwing Parties, DJing, Snowboarding, Brazil, Jiu Jitsu, Parties, Dancing, Surfing, Skating, Reading, Petite Women, Porn, Video Editing, Knowledge, Humping, Reading, Writing, Flirting, New Roller Coasters, Dynagroove, Good Food

I'd like to meet:

a beauty, a pervert, an individual, a dancer, a prankster, a a lover, a friend, a partner, a peer, an influence, a champion, a looser, a klutz, a slut, a whore, a vixen, a masseuse, a bruneete, a blond, a redhead, a nip, a honkey, a spic, a nigger, a wasp, a jew, a muslim, a looney, a sane, an insane, a normal, a abnormal, a kinky, a pornstar, a stripper, an exhibitionst, a pinup, a lady, a girl, a temptress, a pleasurer, a plesure-ie, a wit, a brain, an entertainer, a laugher, a crier, A snuggler, a kisser, a genuine, a humble, an agressor, an antagonist, and agitator, a muse, a foxyy lady!

I am a David Archette looking for my Courtney Cox

Email: [email protected]
.. DynaCade
Webpage with many more pics: www.dynagroove.com

If I do not know you please do not request to be added to my friend list

Music:

House music, Brazilian Funk Music, Acid Jazz, Oldies, Disco, 80s

Movies:

City of God, City of Lost children, Amelie, Being John Malkovich, Star Wars, Best In Show, Young And Anal

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Foresic Science shows, History channel, AMerican Dad, The Ultimate Fighter

Heroes:

Mark F'n Twain is a GoD

My Blog

My April 7th dynagroove writeup

Whoa.. Where to begin?   This past Dynagroove was the most stressful event I have ever put together.   With a lineup that was a logistical hell!  Who is to open?  Who is to ...
Posted by Cade on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

My Rant On The Dynagroove List

OK this was an email I sent out last week. Has to do with some issues I have with the House music/Party scene. OK I know it has been a long long long time since I have shook things up on the dynag...
Posted by Cade on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

The Best IM I have recieved in a while.

you know how i have my period...last night, i was taking out my tampon and realized that i was so out of it that i had put a new tampon in without taking out the old one...so, i had two in UPDATE: ...
Posted by Cade on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:51:00 PST

Check out this event: FREE THINKING B-DAY PATIO MADNESS!!!!!

Hosted By: Cade NelsonWhen: Friday Sep 30, 2005 at 10:00 PMWhere: Casey's Irish Bar & Grille 613 S. Grand (between 6th & Wilshire)Los Angeles, CA 90017USDescription:Cade Nelson Click Here To View Eve...
Posted by Cade on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:11:00 PST

The Boat Party In Brazil (With Pics)

I know all of you have been sitting there wondering to yourself .Where the hell is Cade?.  Why have I been MIA for so long?  You heard the rumors of me passing the BAR and moving to Alaska t...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cabo with pics!

Got into cabo and was shuttled to the hotel. I was a little bothered byour hotel room. The hotel we were staying in Finisterrawas a really nice hotel. But I guess when you get the cheep rooms like ...
Posted by Cade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST