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About Me

Perhaps I should dispense with my uncircumsizedness (its only a defense mechanism anyway) and expose my vulnerability to any and all who wish to see who, in fact, I am...my name is Dan and only in your wildest dreams could you ever hope to be as uncircumsized as I am...damnit. i love the penis.

My Interests

gay sex

I'd like to meet:

perhaps someday i will blog about you, but i don't know if i'm ready to take such a serious step in our relationship

Music:

phil collins, umbabbi barammababa, well actually mainly anything thats african soft rock. alan jackson, god damn i hate niggers, uruguayan roots, when the cattle comes home im gonna fuck me some sheep and get those bovine ass niggers all jealous man im talkin hard fuckin, no lube, just me and the wool alone in silence. i love when the rustle of the wool rubbing against my uncircumsized penis puts me to sleep. anyways, music rules.

Movies:

Star Wars

Television:

Fuck reality TV in it's realistic ass

Books:

Not until they make the O.C. into a book

Heroes:

anyone whos willing to admit to sucking off their best friend and taking their load in their mouth.

My Blog

Sirens wail in a skewed sense of glory and the lions in their cages roar in memory of flight

Apparently there aren't enough jellyfish in the world to make me attractive... I'm still cooler than you.
Posted by Dan on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST

Sisyphus

The gods had condemmed Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no wors...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:23:00 PST

Everything you could ever want to know about me

I am cooler than you.
Posted by Dan on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:21:00 PST