baldrich

I am a Dog.

Half Dachshund, half Chihuahua. Two of the oddest looking breeds combined.
greaaaat . . .
My name is pronounced Ball- Drick . I am named for a smelly low-class servant on a British T.V. show. I was originally named Sprocket, for the German fruits from that SNL skit. But my humans changed my name.
greaaaat . . .
I do not update my profile much because the typical evil, fascist Human-Supremacist technology corporations do not make keys big enough for paws.
I am a lobbyist/activist for the N.A.O.C.W.W.S.W.B.F.T.C.B.L.A. (National-American-Organization-for-Canines-Who-Want-Stuff-t o-Work-Better-For-Them-and -Counters-to-Be-Lower-Association).
I refuse to be subjected to house-training. I will not be doing my biz-nass outside like a second-class citizen, while my humans pee in a bowl-- I want a bowl .
I also want my nether-parts back. You knooooow. . .
ahem . . . .
down there . . . . . I'm neutered!
I hump things, but I don't really know why . . . . . . . . .